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==Aladdin meets Carpet==
==Aladdin meets Carpet==
==Meeting the Genie==
==Meeting the Genie==
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Genie: (Doing He-Man's voice) By the power of Grayskull, I have the power!
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Genie: Here's Genie!
(Audience Cheering)
(Audience Cheering)
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Genie: (Normal Voice) Thanks, kid.
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Genie: Whoa! Thanks, kid.
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You have no idea what I'm been cramped up in the tiny little lamp.
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You have no idea what I'm been trapped inside the tiny little lamp for the last 1000 years, 22 Hours, AND 53 seconds! (Gasps) Whoa. WHOA, hold on! Look at that.
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It's like an episode of ''Zorro'' in there.
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(Jiggleing his tummy) Look at that right there. I'm gonna call Genie Craig!
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It's stuck in that thing for 60 Minutes, 48 Hours, AND 24 seconds!
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(Gasps) Whoa. WHOA, hold on. That is not good at all!
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(Jiggleing his tummy) Look at that right there. I'm gonna call Genie Craig!
(Audience Laughing)
(Audience Laughing)
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Genie: From ''Insanity'', my abs have the ''X Factor'' then Tinker-Bell.
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Genie: My pants have more Xs then Taylor Swift.
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She wears her green dress and she played by Taylor Swift.
(Audience Laughing)
(Audience Laughing)
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Genie: Zoinks! I must look terrible! (To Aladdin) Hey, kid!
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Genie: Yikes! I must look terrible! (To Aladdin) Hey, kid!
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I'm got a question for you, okay? Do these pants look for the dunk of trunk?
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I'm gotta like ask you 1 question and your gonna be like terribly honest, okay? Do I have lamp breath? (Using the breath)
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Aladdin: Who are you?
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Aladdin: Oh! Who are you?
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Genie: (Doing Tigger's voice from ''Winnie the Pooh'')
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Genie: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy?
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I'm Tigger. T-I-Double-Gah-RR. That's spells Tigger.
(Audience Laughing)
(Audience Laughing)
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Genie: (Normal Voice) C'mon, kid. Seriously.
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Genie: (Normal Voice) C'mon, pal. Seriously.
I'm a "Genie". You know what that means, don't ya?
I'm a "Genie". You know what that means, don't ya?
Aladdin: Yeah.
Aladdin: Yeah.
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Genie: It means you will give three.
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Genie: All right. It means you will got three.
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(Doing the Count's voice) Count them. 1, 2, 3! Ah-Ha-ha!
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Count them. Uno, toes, three wishes coming your way.
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(To Aladdin, normal voice) Three wishes coming your way.
Aladdin: I do?
Aladdin: I do?
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Genie: Sure. But before we get started, let's go over the Genie Rule Book.
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Genie: You do. But before we do that,
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Rule #1, (Doing Squidwerd's voice from ''Spongebob Squarepants'')
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let's go over the rules in the Genie Rule Book, shall we, pal?
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no wishing for more wishes, capish? (Normal Voice)
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Give me somthin' in the right direction, okay, sport?
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Rule #1, there's no wishing for more wishes.
That only works on ''Amaracan Idol''.
That only works on ''Amaracan Idol''.
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Genie: (Normal Voice) Rule #2, just like Dr. Phil,
Genie: (Normal Voice) Rule #2, just like Dr. Phil,
I cannot make anyone fall in love with you.
I cannot make anyone fall in love with you.
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If Selena Gomez and Corbin Blue can't stick together,
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Walker Taxes Ranger is not gonna work for you.
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(Audience Laughing)
(Audience Laughing)
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Genie: (Doing High Prist Imhotep's voice from ''The Mummy'')
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Genie: (Doing the Criptkeeper's voice from ''Tales From The Crypt'')
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And rule #3, I can't bring people back from the dead.
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Rule #3, I can't bring people back from the dead.
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(Normal Voice) Have you ever seen ''The Walking Dead''?
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(Normal Voice) But if you had an iPhone, there's an app for that.
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There's scary. I'm not talking to ''Micheal Jackson Thriller''.
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I'm talking to ''The Haunted Mansion''.
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(Audience Laughing)
Aladdin: Whoa, whoa. Time-out! Let me get this straight.
Aladdin: Whoa, whoa. Time-out! Let me get this straight.
You're my personal Genie, and I'm your master?
You're my personal Genie, and I'm your master?
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Genie: Yes, kid. I'm your genie and you're my master.
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Genie: Yep. That is what genie's do. Technically, it's all what the genie's do.
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Oh, sure it's sounds like a revelrous gig, but you gotta save your whole life,
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Aladdin: You give me three wishes, right?
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TRAPED inside the lamp, doing our wish after wish after wish with...
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Genie: Sure, kid. That is what genie's do. I'm one of the Blue Man Group.
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Look, I know it's sounds like a kid, but you gotta save your whole life,
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TRAPED inside that lamp, doing our wish after wish after wish with...
no freedom of your own.
no freedom of your own.
Audience: Aww!
Audience: Aww!
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Genie: Hey, what are ya doin' talkin' about ME for? This is your lucky day.
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Genie: Hey, what are ya talkin' about ME for? This pal is your lucky day.
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Not mine. You've got no idea what's in store. Afert all, we're pala, right, Al?
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Not mine. You've got no idea what's in store, friend!
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Aladdin: Right, Genie. You're a good friend.
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Genie: Aww, thanks.
==Song==
==Song==
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Genie: Hit it, boys. (Rock and Roll Voice) One, two, 1, 2, 3, 4!
(Friend like Me plays)
(Friend like Me plays)
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Genie: Let's take it home!
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Genie: C'mon, boys. Let's take it home!
==Scene 5==
==Scene 5==
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(Prince Ali Plays as the door slams open)
(Prince Ali Plays as the door slams open)
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Genie: (Doing Kuzco's voice from ''The Emperor's New Groove'') Ha! Boom, baby!
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Genie:
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