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'''Timmy:''' Terrible. I have got her to kiss me a few times, but most of the time, she keeps rejecting me. She kicked me out of her house once [[w:c:fairlyoddparents:Class Clown|when I killed the plant that tried to eat her when she thought it was seemingly harmless!]]
'''Timmy:''' Terrible. I have got her to kiss me a few times, but most of the time, she keeps rejecting me. She kicked me out of her house once [[w:c:fairlyoddparents:Class Clown|when I killed the plant that tried to eat her when she thought it was seemingly harmless!]]
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'''Luna:''' Wow, that's rough, dude.
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'''Luna:''' Wow, that's rough, dude
. ''(sits on a letter from Timmy's parents)'' Hey, Timmy, there's a letter for you
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'''Timmy:''' What does it say?
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'''Luna:''' "Dear Timmy, sorry we couldn't tell you in person, but your mom and I are going to our vacation for my weekly conference of Pencil Nexus. Don't worry about feeling along, we got Vicky to watch over you, and make sure?... That's spelled wrong. ...that you have the greatest week of your life."
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'''Timmy (sarcastically):'' Oh joy.
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'''Lincoln:''' You don't sound surprised.
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'''Luan:''' No joy for this boy. (laugh)
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'''Wanda:''' You don't understand, Vicky is evil. Icky with a V.
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'''Lori:''' Well, that makes sense.
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'''Cosmo:''' Ahh! Now there's sense in Wanda too? ''(pulls up a vacuum)'' GET OFF OF MY WIFE, YOU MONSTERS!
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'''Wanda:''' Calm down, Cosmoron! There's no sense inside my hair.
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'''Lana:''' How terrifying can this Vicky possibly be?
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(Vicky evily laughs, cutting Timmy's door with her chainsaw)
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(Timmy, faries, and Louds scream in fear)
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'''Vicky:''' Okay, Twerp, here's what's going on, I've won last place at the Dimmsdale beauty pageant, and I'm gonna take it out on you! (pulls up her chain saw)
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'''Timmy:''' Ahhh!!!
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'''Lincoln:''' Attack!
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'''Vicky:''' Huh? (The Louds clobbered Vicky and strapped her inside the garage) Whoever you people are, you are animals! (Timmy slams the garage door)
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'''Timmy:''' Thanks, guys.
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'''Lisa:''' No problem, it's what we do for new friends.
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'''Lola:''' That Vicky sure is seriously scary.
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'''Lana:''' Even scarier than you when you get mad.
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'''Lola:''' I just hope I don't turn into her when I'm 16.
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'''Lincoln:''' Sounds like that Valerie girl sure hates you.
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'''Timmy:''' I've made a lot of enemies.
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'''Leni (as Timmy glares at her with hearts for eyes):''' Where're Cosmo, Wanda and Poof?
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'''Wanda:''' In the fishbowl.
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'''Leni:''' Ahh! Talking fish! That's even more scarier than spiders, but not as scary as that meanie redhead.
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'''Wanda:''' Don't worry, it's only us in fishform. (turns back to fairies) See.
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(Louds gasp)
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'''Lisa:''' Normally, I not the type of person who makes physical expressions, but... (jaw falls to the ground)
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'''Lynn:''' Cool, it's like you can shift shape into anything.
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'''Cosmo:''' That's right. Timmy can't let anyone know we exist, or else we have to go away forever.
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'''Timmy:''' I'll show you where I go to school to. Right now I need to relax after what just happened.
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'''Luan:''' That girl, sure is bad luck.
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'''Timmy:''' Uh oh! ''(thunder and lightning appears, laughter out of nowhere, shadowy figures appear, revealing the laughter came from Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda and Foop)''
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'''Anti-Cosmo(still in shadowy figure):''' Did someone say... (revealing his face) ... bad luck!?
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'''Timmy:''' This is never good.
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'''Anti-Cosmo:''' I see that your new friends said the magic word, and we're here to cause it.
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'''Anti-Wanda:''' Don't take it too personally, yall, it's just business. Speaking of wich, I'll be making a nice cereal sandwich when this is done.
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'''Foop:''' Eeehh! Why couldn't she and Wanda switch brains when they were born. ''(flies to Poof)'' Hello, Poof, still round as always?
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'''Luan:''' Was that a joke? I totally need to write that down.
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'''Anti-Cosmo: Oh, don't worry, funny girl, whom I can assume is from another dimension visiting this one, you'll be laughing at your funeral when we are done with all of you! ''(nothing happens)'' ''(pulls up a red button)'' Ugh! Darn thing almost never work. Okay, blah, blah, blah. All of you! ''(lighning)'' Much better. Now, we must go ajd wreck havoc on the earth. But first, ''(grabs the wands)'' just in case you get any ideas. ''(throws the wands in the fireplace)'' '''
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'''Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof:''' Nooooo!!
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'''Foop:''' Good luck, morons! Evil laugh! Giggle! Heart-mealting crack ups! Anit-Faries out! ''(poofs away)''
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'''Wanda:''' I got a bad feeling about this.
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'''Timmy:''' Come on! ''(everyone walks out of the front door, and see's Every Anti-Fairy destroying the town.)''
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'''Lori:''' Who the heck were those guys? They look like you, but far less cute.
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'''Wanda:''' Those were are opposite Anti-Faries. Counterparts of us regular fairies, wrecking havoc, and causing bad luck everywhere they go.
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'''Lincoln:''' Isn't there anything you can do to stop them.
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'''Wanda:''' Sorry, Lincoln, but even if we still had our wands, we can't send away an that army of Anti-Faries.
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'''Cosmo:''' Well, I suppose the best thing to do to stop them is saying, "Please stop" and they'll go away. Eash peasy.
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'''Poof:''' Dad, you know that politeness isn't going to stop the Anti-Faries.
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'''Lynn:''' Well, think we can use this to stop them?
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'''Timmy:''' Thanks, Lynn that's just what we need.
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'''Lola:''' How is a butterfly net going to stop those freaks.
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'''Timmy: Fairy, and Anti-Fairy magic doesn't work on a butterfly net. We have to round up all the Anti-Faries.'''
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'''Luna:''' How are we going to do that?
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'''Timmy (camera close-up):''' Here's what we're gonna do...
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''(Anti-Faries floating around destroying everything)''
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'''Anti-Cosmo:''' Yes. Yes! Go! Destroy what would no longer exist! ''(loud crash)''
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'''Foop:''' Ohh. I smell bad luck.
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'''Anti-Wanda:''' Much tastier then snake ka-bob.
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''(Anti-Faries follow the bad luck to the trap, Lincoln press the button activating the butterfly net modified by Lisa to suck and trap all the Anti-Faries inside)''
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'''Anti-Wanda: Wahhh!!!'''
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'''Foop:''' I'll have my revenge, Timmy Turner! Just you waaaaiiiiit!!!
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'''Anti-Cosmo:''' Ohh, not again! ''(Head still showing)'' Hmm. [[w:c:fairlyoddparents:When Nerds Collide|Deja Vu]] ''(Head gets sucked in the net)''
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'''Timmy:''' We did it! Nice work, everyone! Sorry about what happen.
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'''Lincoln:''' Are you kidding me?! That was the best day of my life!
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'''Lucy:''' Even those floating creatures kept my spirits high.
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'''Lynn:''' To bad we can't get back home.
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'''Wanda:''' Don't worry, as soon as we get new wands, we'll be able to send you back to your world.
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'''Cosmo:''' In the meantime, I'll be in the shower washing some sense out of me. ''(flies to Timmy's bedroom window)
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'''Lincoln:''' You sure wern't kidding about you making a lot of enemies, Timmy, even when they are trying to destroy you.
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'''Timmy:''' I wouldn't worry about them. It's my crazy crack-pot teacher I should be worried about.
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'''Lana:''' Crack-Pot teacher?
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'''Timmy (showing a picture):''' His name is Mr. Denzel Crocker. He use to be Cosmo and Wanda's godchild when he was my age, but after he lost them, he swore that he won't rest, until he captures them and proves their existence. But there's no chance that could happen. Come on. I'll take you a tour around Dimmsdale.
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'''Lori (as she and the rest started to walk):''' Isn't there any reception around here?
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'''Wanda:''' Sorry, phones from other dimentions including yours won't work.
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'''Lori:''' Oh. ''(to herself)'' I'll be back soon, Boo-Boo Bear.
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''(unbeknownst to the heroes, Mr. Crocker was hiding from the bushes overhearing about the wands)''
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'''Crocker:''' So, Turner's FAIRES are going to get new wands, eh? Well, we'll see about that! (crazy laughter) Gah!! Forgot I can't stand up straight with a hump.
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