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[[File:Mizthecarpathiannoscratch.jpg|thumb|The Miz]]'''Michael "Mike" Mizanin''' (born October 8, 1980)<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-slambio_0-5">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Mizanin#cite_note-slambio-0 [1]]</sup> is an [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States American] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_television reality television] personality and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling professional wrestler], better known by his [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_name ring name] '''The Miz'''. He is currently signed to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wrestling_Entertainment World Wrestling Entertainment] (WWE), where he competes on the ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Raw Raw]'' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Brand_Extension brand]. He holds the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Raw Raw] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_in_the_Bank_Ladder_Match Money in the Bank] contract. He is the Reigning WWE Champion.
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[[File:Mizthecarpathiannoscratch.jpg|thumb|The Miz]]'''Michael "Mike" Mizanin''' (born October 8, 1980)<sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-slambio_0-5">[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Mizanin#cite_note-slambio-0 [1]]</sup> is an [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States American] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_television reality television] personality and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_wrestling professional wrestler], better known by his [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_name ring name] '''The Miz'''. He is currently signed to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wrestling_Entertainment World Wrestling Entertainment] (WWE), where he competes on the ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Raw Raw]'' [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Brand_Extension brand]. He holds the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Raw Raw] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_in_the_Bank_Ladder_Match Money in the Bank] contract. He won the WWE championship and main-evented Wrestlemania.
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After filming a forgettable WWE Film, he came back thinking he was a Hollywood A-Lister. Got himself a stunt double named Damien Mizdow and formed the greatest tag team of all time!!!! Now spends his time trying to win the Intercontinental Championship from Ryback and getting knocked out by Big Show.
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*Loves to slurp on big, fat meaty cocks.
*Loves to slurp on big, fat meaty cocks.
*He finally cut that stupid fohawk.
*He finally cut that stupid fohawk.
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*Is now a Hollywood A-Lister that makes The Rock look Indy.
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*Dresses like a Muslim woman for some reason.
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*Had his own stunt double, Damien Mizdow, who was more over than he was.
[[Category:WWE]]
[[Category:WWE]]
[[Category:Living People]]
[[Category:Living People]]
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[[Category:Unclipped Dick]]
[[Category:Unclipped Dick]]
[[Category:Unclipped Dicks]]
[[Category:Unclipped Dicks]]
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[[Category:Awesome things]]
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[[Category:Never drew a dime]]
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[[Category:Assholes]]
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[[Category:Punk lil' gays]]
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[[Category:People who make Don West look smart]]
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[[Category:NO BUYS]]
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[[Category:Pages soon to be vandalized]]