Mark Sanchez - 2 (New York Jets quarterback who is no longer schtupping 7 Eva Longoria.)
--LEONARDO DICAPRIO - 39 (Birth name: Leonardo WILHELM DiCaprio who has shown the world his acting brilliance. He is in this weeks release J.Edgar.)
Carson Kressley - 44 (one lucky over the top gay guy who keeps friggin working. What is his talent ..exactly?)
--Calista Flockhart - 49 ("Ally McBeal"and "Brothers & Sisters" star. She and Harrison Ford are now married . They are real rich!
-Demi Moore - 51 (The SUPER COUGAR and we wonder if she still schtupps hunky Ashton Kutcher anyime she wants) --Ian Marsh - 57 (musician in the Human League AND Heaven 17!!! The Human League's biggest single is 1981's "Don't You Want Me?".)
Stanley Tucci - 53 (Character actor who was one of Meryl Streep's sidekicks in "The Devil Wears Prada", Cher's sidekick in the upcoming BURLESQUE and Julia Childs sidekick/hubby in that movie i can't think of right now..that meryly Streep was in.)
-Fuzzy Zoeller - 62 (Professional golfer.)
--Barbara Boxer - 73 (One of California's Democratic senators.)
Jonathan Winters -would have been 88 (Legendary genius funnyman. He inspired ROBIN WILLIAMS. In fact there would probably be no Robin Williams if it wasn't for him)
Kurt Vonnegut - Would have been 90 - (1922 - 2007)
George S. Patton - (1885 - 1945) ("Old Blood & Guts" World War Two General. not to be confused with the late Barbara Stanwyck)
Fyodor Dostoyevsky - (1821 - 1881) (Author of "Crime & Punishment".)
The genius that was jonathan Winters.. roasts Ronald Reagan
ON THIS DAY
1817 - The FIRST SWORD SWALLOWER to perform in the United States did a show in New York City. Tickets to witness the first deep-throating cost $1.
1918 - WORLD WAR ONE ENDED on the 11th hour of
the 11th day of the 11th month. General Irwin T. Parkleton called it the "war to end all wars." He was right! November 11th used to be known as Armistice Day . . . today it's VETERAN'S DAY and lots of sales at dept stores.
1921 - President Warren G. Harding dedicated the TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER at Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington, Virginia. They know who he is now. Thank God for DNA.
1938 - TYPHOID MARY DIED. Born Mary Mallon, she carried typhoid, and gave it to at least 53 people in America, three of whom DIED. Typhoid Mary spent 27 of her 68 years quarantined in prison. The typhoid isn't spread sexually..ya think she tried?!
1939 - IRVING BERLIN'S "peace song", "GOD BLESS AMERICA", was sung for the first time . . . by KATE SMITH on her network radio show. All the royalties from the song went to the Boy and Girl Scouts of America..and the little rat bastards still dont like gays and sel Lots of friggin cookies.
1981 - Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher FERNANDO VALENZUELA became the first chubby player to win Rookie of the Year AND the Cy Young Award in the same season!!!
2000 Greedy ruthless uncaring Republicans went to court seeking an order to block manual recounts from continuing in Florida's presidential election..which led George W. Bush to become President. and declare 2 wars and get us into this mess we are in today and those same Greedy ruthless uncaring Republicans wanted back in to give us 4 more years. Is America really this stupid? NOPE! they sent MITT ROMNEY and LYan RYAN packing their campaign stickers!
2002 - DIXIE CHICK EMILY ROBISON gave birth to an 8 pound, 13 ounce baby boy.
2004 Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat died in Paris at age 75.
2008 Country singer Taylor Swift's album "Fearless" was released. Bitch has a gazillion CMA's now,.