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Beat: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ex4vf1SRA Another Day]
Beat: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ex4vf1SRA Another Day]
==Opening==
==Opening==
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After wandering through the dephts of Hell and almost arriving at the Purgatory, Dante and Virgil are standing face to face with Satan. The devil looks at them carefully and he starts to laugh.<br />''Greetings, lost souls!'' Satan said with a deep voice.<br />''Well, well....if it isn't the ugly-ass fallen angel, Satan? What do you want?'' Dante replied.<br />''Dante, I can sense how much you want to arrive at your loved Beatrice and I know how much that means to you. But before you enter into the Purgatory, I have a simple task for you.''<br />''Beat it, you neglected cold-hearted thing.'' Virgil replied. ''C'mon Dante! He's wasting our time''.<br />''Wait!'' Dante replied. ''What's this task that you're talking about?''<br />''Hmhmhmhm..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's simple! I want to see if you can manage to win a rap battle!''<br />''That's a bunch of Bologna!'' Virgil replied.<br />''HA! You want ME facing you in a rap battle?'' Dante replied as well.<br />''Urgh! Not me, you idiot! The 7 Deadly Sins! Or well...at least 7 cartoon characters that will represent the Sins. ''Satan replied.<br />''For the name of Caesar! That's incredibly stupid! What's next?! 7 Deadly Sins represented by mythical characters, or video game characters or even horror characters?'' Virgil replied.<br />''Do I look like I'm kidding, you weak side kick? ''Satan replied.<br />''It's just simply ridi-...WAIT A MINUTE?! SIDEKICK?!?!? THAT DOES IT! C'MON DANTE! Show him who's the boss!''<br />''Indeed, Vergil. Indeed! Bring it on, you horned nightmare! ''says Dante, as he's ready for the battle.
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After wandering through the dephts of Hell and almost arriving at the Purgatory, Dante and Virgil are standing face to face with Satan. The devil looks at them carefully and he starts to laugh.
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<br />''Greetings, lost souls''''!'' said Satan with a deep voice.<br />''Well, well....if it isn't the ugly-ass fallen angel, Satan? What do you want?'' said Dante.<br />''Dante, I can sense how much you want to arrive at your loved Beatrice and I know how much that means to you. But before you enter into the Purgatory, I have a simple task for you. ''Satan replied.<br />''Beat it, you neglected cold-hearted thing.'' Virgil replied. ''C'mon Dante! He's wasting our time''.<br />''Wait!'' Dante replied. ''What's this task that you're talking about?''<br />''Hmhmhmhm..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's simple! I want to see if you can manage to win a rap battle! ''said Satan.<br />''That's a bunch of Bologna!'' Virgil replied.<br />''HA! You want ME facing you in a rap battle?'' Dante replied as well.<br />''Urgh! Not me, you idiot! The 7 Deadly Sins! Or well...at least 7 cartoon characters that will represent the Sins. ''Satan replied.<br />''For the name of Caesar! That's incredibly stupid! What's next?! 7 Deadly Sins represented by mythical characters, or video game characters or even horror characters?'' Virgil replied.<br />''Do I look like I'm kidding, you weak side kick? ''Satan replied.<br />''It's just simply ridi-...WAIT A MINUTE?! SIDEKICK?!?!? THAT DOES IT! C'MON DANTE! Show him who's the boss!''<br />''Indeed, Vergil. Indeed! Bring it on, you horned nightmare! ''says Dante, as he's ready for the battle.
==Battle==
==Battle==
'''EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY'''
'''EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY'''
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''(The beat changes to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bHHGNdC70I Street Is Watching] and it starts at 0:21)''
''(The beat changes to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bHHGNdC70I Street Is Watching] and it starts at 0:21)''
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Why, if it isn't the Divine clown, Dante. What a ''great'' honor,
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Why, if it isn't the Divine clown, Dante. What a "great" honor,
That you grace us with your presence, but you shouldn't have bothered!
That you grace us with your presence, but you shouldn't have bothered!
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The beat stops and the battle is suddenly interrupted by Satan.<br />''Stop! ''<br />''That was it? Shouldn't I be facing the last Sin? ''says Dante.<br />''Indeed you must! But let's extend the lines, shall we?''<br />''NO! For the name of gods, no! ''Virgil replied.''<br />You're kidding me, right? I'm tired of this shit, and you want me to spit some extra lines against whoever is the idiot that will represent the Pri-... ''Suddenly, the 7th opponent interrupts Dante.
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The beat stops and the battle is suddenly interrupted by Satan, while Dante looks shocked at him.<br /><br />''That was it? Shouldn't I be facing the last Sin? ''says Dante.<br />''Indeed you must! But let's extend the lines, shall we? ''Satan replied.<br />''NO! For the name of gods, no! ''Virgil replied.''<br />You're kidding me, right? I'm tired of this shit, and you want me to spit some extra lines against whoever is the idiot that will represent the Pri-... ''Suddenly, the 7th opponent interrupts Dante.
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==='''Vegeta (Pride)'''===
==='''Vegeta (Pride)'''===
''(The beat changes to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaF_3P3AvOQ Insane] and it starts at 0:28)''
''(The beat changes to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaF_3P3AvOQ Insane] and it starts at 0:28)''