Dialogue
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:'''Alan''': That's really sweet, Phil.
:'''Alan''': That's really sweet, Phil.
:'''Doug''': Yeah.
:'''Doug''': Yeah.
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:'''Phil''': Dude I was being sarcastic. I fucking hate my life. I may never go back. I might just stay in Vegas.
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:'''Phil''': Dude, I was being sarcastic. I fucking hate my life. I may never go back. I might just stay in Vegas.
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:'''Doug''': All good with Melissa?
:'''Doug''': All good with Melissa?
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:'''Stu''': Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.
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:'''Stu''': Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.
:'''Phil''': Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years, and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
:'''Phil''': Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years, and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
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:'''Stu''': Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.
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:'''Stu''': Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.
:'''Phil''': Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?
:'''Phil''': Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?
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:'''Stu''': Okay. First of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
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:'''Doug''': Hey.
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:'''Stu''': Okay. First of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
:'''Phil''': And you believe that?
:'''Phil''': And you believe that?
:'''Stu''': Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by semen.
:'''Stu''': Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by semen.
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:'''Alan''': It says here we should work in teams. Who wants to be my spotter?
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:'''Doug''': I don't think you should be doing too much gambling tonight, Alan.
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:'''Alan''': Gambling? Who said anything about gambling? It's not gambling when you know you're gonna win. Counting cards is a foolproof system.
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:'''Stu''': It's also illegal.
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:'''Alan''': It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
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:'''Phil''': I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too.
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:'''Alan''': Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody gets so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
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