2/13/17
We All Fall Down, and Get Up, and Dance with Ghosts
(The outside of the warehouse was quickly being soaked in monsoon like rain. Flooding hadn’t been a problem, what with the construction of it preventing outside damage. As the camera sweeps around it focuses on a single puddle, as a boot crashes down against it. The figure of Chris Paradise can be seen, walking through the rain, the Exposure Stone hanging from his neck as a necklace. Behind him, Duke Kade and Varg Fenriz walk casually. They all stop in front of the doorway as Chris Paradise himself turns to look back, spying Cassiopeia who is gazing up at the thunder clouds with a look of awe on her face.)
Duke Kade: Well hey there Girly. Don’t think I don’t know that we have a match tonight, but…I might go easy on you. I mean, you are easy on the eyes and all.
(Duke Kade licks his lips, moving to advance but Cassiopeia steps forward with him, her eyes snapping to attention directly at his face.)
Cassiopeia: That stone you wear around your neck…do you know where it comes from?
Duke Kade: Oy! I’m talking to you, you worthless tosser.
Cassiopeia: Do you know?
Chris Paradise: The Destiny Stones? Some tacky gimmick with some nice jewels, they come from the ground like all precious items.
Cassiopeia: You’re a fool.
Chris Paradise: Hm?
Cassiopeia: There is magic in those jewels. More magic than you care to admit. I promise you. And it will consume you.
Duke Kade: Ah some voodoo mumbo jumbo, look you fucking bitch, either quite talking to the boss without permission or get my boot in your skull. You’re choice.
Cassiopeia: I’ll deal with you in the ring then.
(Cassiopeia calmly walks between them all, glancing back at the Exposure Stone, before walking through the open door. As she does, the WMW logo flashes and we are taken inside of the arena, the crowd roaring to their feet and slapping the bars of iron that separate them from the ring.)
Cameron: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the cathedral of carnage! Welcome to WMW! I’m your host Cameron Ella Ava, joined by my beautiful broadcast partner, the sexy Mandy Mahem!
Mandy: Welcome to the second night of WMW! We had a lot of intense action last time, and we aren’t stopping this train from rolling full steam ahead, so let’s get to it!! Our current Wartorn Champion, the exciting Nicholas Kilroy will not be in action tonight, as will noone from that horrifying Devil’s Pit match, due to recovery time so we get to see some exciting action from other stars. Let’s get to it!
(“Freak” by Silver Chair plays as the crowd immediately boos. Duke Kade walks out with a grin on his face, his tongue running along his teeth as he stares at the crowd. He flips them off before sliding into the ring, running up to palm Gia Cervantez rear before she can pull away, laughing to himself.)
Gia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Camden, London, England! The Freak! Duke Kade!
Monica: See this is why I feel Gia should be by us for ring announcing. She’s going to get accosted by freaks like that.
Cameron: Yeah, but that same freak is a spectacular wrestler and apparently a part of the organization that is Paradise Inc. I wouldn’t disrespect him…Chris Paradise himself isn’t a joke, and Gia should feel honored that she gets felt up by a member of such a great organization.
Monica: Would you feel honored?
Cameron: No, I’d kick his teeth down his throat. But, we aren’t talking about me.
(“Esaka ‘98” from King of Fighters plays as Cssiopeia races out through the crowd, high fiving them on her way down. The crowd instantly erupts into cheers as she leaps onto the iron rail, smiling down at the ring before leaping off, racing to the ring.)
Gia: And! Residing in Galveston, Texas! She is The Heavenly Queen of Stars! Cassiopeia!
Cameron: A failed fighter of the Valkyrie title, but she was really impressive in that match up. I doubt she has what it takes to compete on the big league scene like going up against Duke Kade though. Maybe she should stick to small fry.
Monica: Wait…what are you talking about? She was one of the more impressive members of that bout, and I think she can handle anyone.
Cameron: Yes but see, you were also never a wrestler so of course you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Monica: But, that has nothing to do with –
Cameron: No! Idea! What you are talking about.
(Ding!)
Monica: Well, regardless, we are officially underway! Duke Kade swaying towards Cassiopeia who doesn’t even look like she rightly cares what he’s doing. Duke Kade, immediately charging towards her and takes her off her feet. Hard shoulder block taking her down.
Cameron: Duke Kade going for an elbow drop but Cassiopeia rolling out of the way. Cassiopeia rolling up to her feet, and ducks a running clothesline by Duke Kade. Kade rebounding back and Cassiopeia with a hard knife edged chop, stops his momentum. There’s a second one by Cassiopeia, and now forcing Kade into the ropes with those chops.
Monica: Cassiopeia now, irish whipping Duke Kade to the ropes. Ducks under the first run. Going for a leapfrog and she’s CAUGHT BY DUKE KADE! Death Valley Driver by Duke Kade, dropping her right onto her head and neck!
Cameron: What a hard counter by Kade and not even going for the pin now. He just wants to torture her. Duke Kade with a slap to her face and dragging her up to her feet by grabbing her hair. Kade now, throwing her to the corner and charging in with a body splash!
Monica: Cassiopeia can’t keep her fire lit in this match. Staggering on her feet as Duke Kade grabs hold of her. Propping her onto his shoulders now…going for an oklahoma slam here? Charging forward! Yep, Oklahama Stampe-no! Cassiopeia wriggling out of it! INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!!! INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER BY CASSIOPEIA AND DROPPING DUKE KADE RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK! What a burst of momentum by Cassiopeia!
Cameron: Kade though, already starting to struggle back to his feet and HERE COMES CASSIOPEIA! HURRICANRANA FACEBUSTER TO THE KNEELING KADE! What a quick maneuver here by Cassiopeia and now leaping into the air, leg drop to the back of Duke Kades neck.
Monica: Yeah but Kade is hanging onto her leg. Cassiopeia trying to fight out of this but Kade has a good grip on her. Lifting her up in a version of a Stretch Muffler but…that doesn’t look like all! Kade, swinging her out of the hold and MODIFIED BLUE THUNDER BOMB! COVER!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kickout at two! Cassiopeia forcing her shoulders up at the last moment! Kade’s face says it all. He thought this was over!
Cameron: Yeah but it’s never over. Not that easily. Kade, dragging her up to her feet and throwing her against the ropes. Well…Kade may actually want to fully end it here. Kade going for that rope assissted shining Wizard! Rebounds off the ropes and ROYAL RIGHT! ROYAL RIGHT! DISCUS PUNCH BY CASSIOPEIA!!! WHAT A SHOT! COVER!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: Here’s your winner! Cassiopeia!
Monica: Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat! Wow! What a right hand by Cassiopeia!
Cameron: Even I’ll admit! That was a spectacular play by Cassiopeia. And she has probably silenced a few other critics of intergender wrestling matches as well. Anyways, we will be right back with our next match!
(The camera cuts to backstage as Alexis Woods looks around at the locker room scene. El Landerson slowly pulls on his mask, tying it in the back. He turns to leave but Alexis quickly races in, smiling as she holds up a notepad.)
Alexis Woods: Hello…umm..El Landerson right?
Landerson: Yes, what do you want?
Alexis Woods: Just a quick interview for your match.
Landerson: Well you see, it all sees how it goes because when I beat Astaro-
(Before he can finish…whatever he was going to say, Arma De Dios charges into him, picking him up and throwing Landerson against the lockers. He grabs Landerson by the leg dragging him up and throwing him against the metal lockers again as he screams.)
Alexis Woods: Oh my god!
Mendoza: No, no. Weapon of God. Arma De Dios.
(Alexis whirls around staring at Mendoza with wide eyes as he smiles, watching as Arma throws Landerson into the air, catching him and spinning out, delivering the Caida Del Hombre to Landerson onto the concrete, glaring down at him. He slams his boot into the throat of Landerson pinning him down and letting out a roar of anger as Mendoza claps.)
Mendoza: Good, good Arma. Send Gein a message. Send WMW a message.
Alexis Woods: A…a message? What’s the message?
Mendoza: We want what belongs to us, and we want it now.
(Mendoza heads to Arma, placing his hand on Arma’s back and nudging him along. Arma looks to him before nodding, moving towards the exit. Alexis moves out of the way, shaking as Arma pays her no mind, just angrily glaring forward.)
(Commercial Break for Reasonable Doubt, hosted by Showdown)
Cameron: Well…apparently officials and Alexis found El Landerson unconscious in the locker room. So, the match between Landerson and Astaroth will not take place tonight.
Monica: Yes, and Alexis has told us that the perpetrator was Arma De Dios. Wonder what issue he has with Landerson?
Cameron: Well, I highly doubt he has an issue with Landerson…I think it’s more of a statement. In any event, we already have Ben Chase in the ring for our matchup tonight so let’s get to it!
(Ding!)
Gia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, already in the ring, Ben Chase!!
(“Shout” by Tears for Fears plays as Robert Alastair slowly walks out to the ring, from the lower tunnel. He stares straight ahead, grinding his teeth in annoyance before sliding under the bottom rope.)
Gia: And his opponent! From Kirkland, Scotland! The Natural Born Killer! Robert Alastair!
Cameron: The man that single handedly came in and disrupted the win of the second greatest team in WMW history, is finally here to actually compete in singles action. To say I’m shocked is an understatement.
Monica: Robert Alastair made it apparent that he wants to prove he’s the best competitor in WMW. Missing the first show probably sticks in his craw a bit. Wait…second greatest tag team?
Cameron: They aren’t High Society, but they cute.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Monica: And we are underway! Ben Chase, talking smack to Robert who just looks calm and collected right now. Robert advancing forward a bit more, and CHASE WITH THE SUPERKICK! ROBERT DUCKS THE KICK AND GOES BEHIND!
Cam: Chase barely got his foot down and already has his arms wrapped up! Hold on…arms already wrapped, Robert twisting around! Lifting him up in an inverted double hammerlock! THE PRAYER POSITION! VERTABREAKER! VERTABREAKER BY ALASTAIR AND NOW THE QUICK COVER!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: Here’s your winner! Robert Alastair!
Monica: I would say that was a dominant performance but..I mean…there was no performance. Alastair just…won!
Cam: Alright, I suppose I can give him credit for decimating Ben Chase. Jesus, well we have to scrape him off the pavement so we’ll be back after a quick commercial break.
(Commercial featuring Matt Miles, begrudgingly, talking about KFC Golden Chicken)
(The camera cuts to ringside where Gia Cervantes is standing and holding a microphone.)
Gia: The following contest is a SIX MAN TAG MATCH, and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!
(“Lemonade” by Danity Kane starts up in the arena, as Cassidy Vega and Chantal walk to the arena, skipping as they high-five several fans at ringside. They smile as they both slide into the ring in stereo, and taunt on the middle rope.)
Gia: Introducing first! Weighing in at a combined weight of 243 pounds! They are the team of the DEPRESSION DESTINY STONE HOLDER, CASSIDY VEGA, AND CHANTAAAALLLL! Please welcome, C&C IIIIIIINNNNCCCCC!
Monica: AND HERE WE ARE! At the last WMW show, Cassidy Vega was attacked by the High Society after winning the Depression Stone in a Fatal-4-Way. It was absolutely sickening, to beat down on an already weary Vega.
Cam: Serves her right! Stupid tramp that stole the stone from the rightful winner.
Monica: You only hate her because you hate Tarah Nova, Cam. Whatever, Chantal on the other hand failed to capture the Valkyrie Championship in a Steel Guantlet match last show, so let’s hope she can get a victory along with her tag partners here tonight.
(“False Alarm” by The Weeknd blares throughout the arena, as Serenity Scorpio comes out to mild cheers. She walks to the ring and high-fives her tag team partners, smiling all the way.)
Gia: Introducing their tag team partner! Weighing in at 115 pounds, from BROOKLYN, NEW YORK! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, SERENITY SCORPIOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Monica: At the last show, Scorpio failed to get the Chance Destiny stone, unfortunately. Maybe she can get a win with her partners here tonight!
Cam: Well would you look at that, another loser! This is the loser team, Monica. All of them have failed in the past, and I’m completely certain that that is what they will do again tonight, lose.
Monica: But Vega won the Depression stone….
Cam: SHE DOESN’T MATTER!!!
(“Bring Me the Horizon” by The House of the Wolves sounds throughout the arena as a chorus of boos await. Levi Maximus, Mikey Sullivan, and Shyla McTucky all stand at the edge of the ramp. They then all say “We are The High Society!” at the top of their lungs as they walk to the ring, grinning sadistically at their competition.)
Gia: Introducing their opponents! At a combined weight of 560 pounds, they are the team of SHYLA MCTUCKY, MIKEY SULLIVAN, AND LEVIIIIII MAXIMUUUUSSSS!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, THE HIIIIGHHHH SOCIETYYYYY!
Cam: YES! Here they come! My favourites to win this match. Get ready, Monica, because they will show everyone why they are the “High Society”.
Monica: I wouldn’t be too sure-
Cam: SHUT UP! Did I say you could speak? No. I’m Cameron Ella Ava so you better listen when I’m fucking talking.
Monica: Jeez.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Monica: HERE WE GO! Cassidy Vega and Mikey Sullivan starting off here! Vega looks at Sullivan intensely with rage, as Mikey just looks, smiling. They meet in the ring, and looks like they are exchanging some words….. OH MY GOD! SULLIVAN JUST SLAPPED VEGA HARD IN THE FACE! HE JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE OUT OF VEGA’S MOUTH! SHE DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY AT ALL!
Cam: IT LOOKED JUST AS HARD AS WHEN JAMIE- oh wait, I can’t say that on television. Anyways, Mikey is a master of mind games, and he is just showing off here! Vega and Mikey lock up, as Sullivan uses his strength to push Cassidy into the High Society’s corner, which means the referee has to break it up! BUT WAIT, MIKEY JUST GOUGED VEGA RIGHT IN HER EYES! He just performed an illegal move in this matchup, and now the referee is talking some sense into him!
Monica: He’s just grinning like the sick bastard he is! Vega is pissed, and charges straight at Mikey! He catches her in a side headlock, but Vega pushes him away, and Mikey rebounds! Vega going for a HUGE clothesline but missed as Mikey ducks! Sullivan rebounds off the ropes again- AND STRAIGHT INTO A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK! What a beautiful manuever right there from Vega!
Cam: Mikey is gripping his jaw now, and it must be in serious pain! Vega wastes no time and lifts Sullivan off the mat and sends him into her corner! She tags in Chantal as the first tag is made in this match! Both of them wrench on Mikey’s arms, and send him bouncing off the ropes AND INTO A HIP TOSS ONTO THEIR KNEES! A devastating hip toss backbreaker there, as Chantal goes for the cover!
Referee: OONEEEE!!……
Monica: And Mikey gets the shoulder up! You’re gonna have to do a lot more than that to put him down, because Mikey’s tough as shit! Levi and Shyla look on in anger as they call out to Sullivan to make a tag! It looks like he can’t do it though, as Chantal stays on him, giving him hell with some painful right hands! She then looks at Mikey, then the ropes, and proceeds to rebound! Chantal is looking to hit a back senton, BUT NO! Sullivan moves out of the way at the last possible second, as Chantal crashed and burned! Mikey then grabs Chantal and sets her in the corner! I THINK I KNOW WHAT SULLIVAN IS LOOKING FOR HERE! HE’S TRYING TO HIT THE HELLUVA KICK TO CHANTAL, THE UNBEARABLE DARKNESS THAT IS LOVE, BUT CHANTAL ESCAPES AND ROLLS! Chantal pins Mikey with a Schoolboy as the referee counts!
Referee: ONEEE!!!…..
TWOOO!!!!!……
MIKEY KICKED OUT! Sullivan shoots right back up and charges at Chantal with a STIFF clothesline! He nearly took her head off there! Mikey reaches to his corner and tags SHYLA MCTUCKY! The War Pig is in this match!
Cam: YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT ABOUT THAT! McTucky grabs Chantal by the hair, and then just uses it to SLAM CHANTAL HARD ON THE MAT! Now Shyla is laying into Chantal, with VICIOUS forearms to the face of “Girl Dynamite!” She then picks Chantal up, picks her up, then SLAMS HER DOWN ONCE MORE WITH AN AMAZING SPINEBUSTER!
Monica: McTucky now sends Chantal into the Society’s corner, and tags LEVI MAXIMUS! THE AMERICAN BADASS IS IN THIS MATCH! Maximus is now stomping a mudhole into Chantal, laying into her with hard boots! This is not looking good for C&C Inc and Serenity Scorpio! Levi then lifts Chantal up, and puts her in a facelock, looking for a DDT! But what’s this? Levi looking at Serenity Scorpio, and DECKING HER WITH A HUGE ELBOW TO THE FACE! SHE HASN’T EVEN BEEN IN THE MATCH YET! SCORPIO FALLS TO THE RINGSIDE AREA, CLUTCHING HER FACE IN PAIN! Levi laughs like a maniac as Vega is PISSED! Levi taunts at Vega, mocking her, and looks to hit the DDT on Chantal, but Chantal reverses it into AN STO BACKBREAKER, AND INTO AN STO! OH MY! THE SIGNATURE MOVE OF CHANTAL NEARLY BROKE THE DAMN BACK OF MAXIMUS!
Cam: NO! THIS CANNOT HAPPEN! Chantal is looking to tag Vega here, as she stomps her foot on the apron, getting the crowd behind her! Chantal is going to tag Cassidy here, as Levi is going to tag Mikey, AND THEY SIMULTANEOUSLY TAG THEIR PARTNERS! CASSIDY RUSHES IN AT MIKEY, AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE! ANOTHER ONE! VEGA IS BRINGING IT TO SULLIVAN AS THIS CROWD CHEERS FOR HER! Shyla McTucky is trying to get in this match, to stop Vega’s assault, BUT LOOK AT SERENITY SCORPIO! SHE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CATCHES MCTUCKY AND HITS THE SCORPIO DEATH DROP! THE INVERTED DDT PLANTS SHYLA ON THE MAT, AND SHE ROLLS OUT THE RING! She gave Vega enough time as Casidy hits Mikey with a running dropkick! Scorpio, on the other hand, is feeling something here! She is feeling electric tonight, as she bounces off the ropes, and HITS A SUICIDE DIVE ON MCTUCKY! BUT SHE COMES BACK IN THE RING AND REBOUNDS AGAIN! ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE! SHE COMES BACK AGAIN AND HITS A THIRD SUICIDE DIVE! BACK TO THE FUTURE CONNECTS FROM SCORPIO, AS THEY BOTH LIE OUTSIDE THE RING! I don’t think either of them will be moving again!
Monica: THIS IS GREAT! Vega throws Mikey into C&C’s corner and tags CHANTAL! They are both in the ring, and I think I know what they’re going to hit here! THE WALK OF SHAME! THE WALK OF SHAME CONNECTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING TO MIKEY SULLIVAN! Chantal is looking to pin Mikey here- LEVI MAXIMUS RUNS IN AND HITS THE SIDEWINDER ON CHANTAL! GOOD GOD! THE BICYCLE KICK THAT ROCKED HER HEAD OFF HER SHOULDERS!
Cam: YES! EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT! Vega looks at Levi in shock and surprise as Maximus smiles, but Vega’s shock soon turns to hatred as she CHARGES AT MAXIMUS! MAXIMUS SAW IT COMING AND HITS THE DISASTERPIECE! THE SUPERKICK- NO! VEGA DUCKS JUST IN TIME AS LEVI TURNS AROUND, RIGHT INTO A V FOR VEGA! V FOR VEGA HITS! A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK AND DID YOU HEAR THE SOUND ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA?!
Monica: THIS IS AN ENTOURAGE OF FINISHERS AND SIGNATURES LEFT AND RIGHT! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE VEGA ISN’T DONE, AS SHE PUTS LEVI IN THE CORNER! SHE GOES TO THE OTHER CORNER, AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT SHE’S THINKING! VEGA IS TRYING TO HIT NO REGRETS! CASSIDY SCREAMS “NO REGRETS” AS LOUD AS SHE CAN, AND LEAPS FOR THE DROPKICK!
Cam: WAIT WHAT! LEVI EXPLODES OUT OF THE CORNER AND HITS THE MAXIMUS! HOLY SHIT! A MID-AIR MAXIMUS THAT LEVELS CASSIDY VEGA! SHE HAD NO WAY TO DEFEND THAT! HER HEAD GOT BLOWN OFF HER SHOULDERS! THE HIGH SOCIETY IS TAKING THIS ONE FOLKS!
Monica: HOLY SHIT INDEED! Levi is looking at Vega, and sees his opportunity to pin her here, to finally end this match!
BUT WAIT! WHO’S THAT GETTING IN THE RING?!!!
Cam: IT’S ARMA DE DIOS! HOLY!!!! THE MONSTER HAS ARRIVED! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE??!!!
Monica: I DON’T KNOW CAM, BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM TO BE LIKE NICE THINGS ARE GOING TO HAPPEN! LEVI HAS NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AS DIOS LEVELS MAXIMUS AND VEGA! THIS IS A DISQUALIFICATION, REF! RING IT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The crowd boos as Dios looks at the lifeless bodies that lie around him, as Mendoza smiles.)
Gia: As informed by the referee, due to Arma De Dios attacking BOTH Levi Maximus and Cassidy Vega, both teams have been rendered disqualified, therefore there is NO WINNER to this contest.
Cam: WHYYYYY??!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THIS DIOS?
Monica: I haven’t got a clue but it looks like Dios isn’t stopping now! Dios lifts up Levi once more, and HITS A CHOKESLAM! OUCH! He then picks up the knocked out Cassidy Vega! NO! DO NOT DO THIS! NO! CAIDA DEL HOMBRE IS HIT ON CASSIDY VEGA! A MONSTROUS REVERSE-SPIN SCOOP POWERSLAM ON VEGA!
Cam: YEAH! DO IT TO HER, NOT THE SOCIETY! THAT BITCH DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE GETS!
Monica: JEEZ CAM! Can’t you forget about your hatred for once in your damn life and look at what’s happened?! Arma De Dios just sent out a statement here tonight, after losing at the Devil’s Pit last WMW! What could this mean and why he would do this, no one knows!
Cam: This is disgusting. The High Society had a perfect, good win here tonight ready, but Dios had to be a bitch and disqualify both of these two teams.
Monica: I wouldn’t say that in front of him, Cam. You might end up losing your head!
Cam: Whatever. Maybe when WMW actually lets someone good win once in awhile, then I’ll start being happy for once.
Monica: Anyways…. While unfortunately this match was rendered a no contest, we have plenty more action coming here tonight! Stay tuned, WMW fans! We will be back after this short commercial break.
(Commercial Break for the new DVD release of “El Landerson: Journey to Find a Tag Team Partner”.)
(The camera cuts into the Warzone where Gia Cervantes is standing by.)
Gia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Hammer Smashed Face” by Cannibal Corpse hits!!!)
Gia: Introducing first… from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 230 pounds… He is “The Violent SOB” AYYYYYYY ELLLLLLLL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLFFFF!!!
(A.L. Wolf appears drunk in the crowd swinging a kendo stick around hitting small children in the face. He stumbles down the steps tripping towards the end and falling into the crowd. He then stumbles over the barricade and into the ring.)
Monica: Well it would appear that A.L. Wolf is quite drunk.
Cam: I could not agree more Monica. This is certainly a bold move let’s see if it pays off for him.
(“One Man’s Burden” by Whispered hits!!!)
Gia: And his opponent!!! From The Lake of Fire and weighing in at 230 pounds… he is “The Japanese Devil” KAAAAAAAAAAAAAANO!!!!!!
(Kano descends from the rafters wearing a dragon outfit as the zipline carrying him down to the ring disconnects from his harness and he falls hitting the corner of the ring. But in a show of incredible athletics he catapults himself off the corner using only his hands to somersault down into the ring.)
Monica: Holy shit did I just see that right!!
Cam: You sure did Monica! You sure did!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Monica: And the match is underway now as A.L. Wolf finishes his final beer. Wolf crunches up the can in his hands in a show of strength!
Cam: It looks like we are finally about to get some action as A.L. Wolf cocks his fists up in a boxing pose! Wolf takes a few shots at the air with lighting fast speed! Imagine if those beer fueled fists collided with the head of KANO! This match would be over instantly!
Monica: A.L. Wolf smiles cockily as he extends his hand to KANO and curls his fingers up saying BRING IT. KANO sighs as he raises up his arms into a stereotypical Japanese martial arts pose.
Cam: HERE WE GO! A.L. WOLF GOING IN WITH A KNOCKOUT BLOW! KANO WAS JUST COMPLETELY ANNIHILATED!!!
Monica: NO! HE MISSED BY LIKE THREE FEET! A.L. WOLF STAGGERING TO THE SIDE FROM THE FORCE OF THAT MISSED HAYMAKER!!!
Cam: KANO OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF A.L. WOLF’S HEAD! WOLF FALLS TO THE MAT!
Monica: That kick definitely connected! KANO now springing into action as he drops down to the mat to lock in As Above, So Below! THE MUTA LOCK HAS BEEN LOCKED IN!!!!
Cam: What the hell is a Muta?
Monica: I have no idea! I don’t think something like that exists in this universe! Perhaps that is why this is so effective!!
Cam: A.L. WOLF TAPS OUT!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: Here is your winner… KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(The referee raises KANO’s hand as the crowd gives him a standing ovation.)
Monica: What an incredible performance here tonight from Kano!
Cam: As for A.L. Wolf that may have been one of the worst performances I have ever seen! He probably should work out a little more before even thinking of getting back in a wrestling ring!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the latest WMW news, detailing their move from Spike Network to a Netflix series)
(As the camera cuts back to the ring Mendoza is seen standing in the center of it, microphone in hand as Arma stands behind him. The monster of a man has Azrael slung over his shoulders, lifeless on his arms as he stares straight ahead, unflinching.)
Mendoza: HELLO WMW UNIVERSE!!
(The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos as they glare at Mendoza, unhappy for the multitude of disruptions that he and his client had caused for the entirety of WMW)
Mendoza: You all don’t seem very happy. What’s wrong? Are you made that Arma De Dios, my weapon of god, has destroyed so many that you all believe are your faithful and loyal wrestlers. Are you all unhappy with me? That’s a shame! That’s a real shame, because…we don’t care what you think!
At the first show of WMW, Arma showed you all just how powerful he is. He showed you all what a real champion looks like, and instead, through the mercy of the gods, Joseph Riley took his title. And even though he took it, where is he?! He isn’t here! He’s nowhere to be seen! You’re champion is not here at all, and yet my monster is here and has destroyed everyone to make this statement.
Albert Gein, I hope you’re paying attention. I hope you are paying close attention, because this is my warning. If you don’t give Arma what he wants…or what he deserves. We will take it. By force. And what we want, is another shot at the title that Joseph holds. What we deserve! Is another shot at the title! And if Riley is to injured to fight us for it, then he doesn’t deserve to wear it!
(‘Kataban’ (Model Number) by Dekishi plays as Tomo Jinnai walks out, Ava Yashnar right behind him. The two head to the ring, Tomo holding the ropes open for Ava as Mendoza seems confused.)
Mendoza: I don’t recall asking for you to come ou-
Ava: I don’t take orders from people like you. And if your monster had some guts, he wouldn’t take orders from worms like you either. Let’s make one thing clear, your beast lost at the first show of WMW, and now decided to cost Tomo his first match by destroying his opponent beforehand. Is that what the message is? That your beast is a sore loser.
Mendoza: You are messing with things you don’t understand.
Ava: What you don’t understand is, is that my client is the new wave here in WMW, and is going to be the one that destroys Joseph Riley. So, as far as I’m concerned…you two can move to the back of the line. Because Tomo Jinnai is cutting straight to the front, and right for Riley’s throat.
Mendoza: If you want to talk about cutting throats, how about we cut yours?
(Arma tosses Azrael off his shoulders, stepping forward to glare at Tomo who does the same. The two clench fists, ready to trade blows already before Albert Gein walks out, shaking his head.)
Albert: Both of you have made your points loud and clear. And sadly to say…you have made your point very clear Arma. I suppose another company would punish you, but I like a little violence. It spices up our days. So, with that being said, we are at an impasse. I propose, we destroy that impasse. Tomo Jinnai, you will be going into a match at the next WMW, but so will you Arma. And the two of you will try to impress me.
Whoever impresses me the most will compete against Joseph Riley at our next supershow, Killing Fields. I’ll make it a bit more dangerous as well. I don’t want either of you to attack one another during that time. If either of you do…I will remove you from title contention. For ANY title in WMW.
(The crowd seems taken aback as Mendoza begins to yell obscenities towards Albert who only shakes his head. Tomo bows his head in respect before glaring back up at Arma.)
Albert: One more thing. Joseph Riley has been cleared to compete, so he will be back at the next WMW show, that being said…if either of you lay a finger on him, I will remove you from the WMW roster itself. Is that…understood gentlemen?
(there is a collective gasp from the crowd before cheers as Albert Gein smiles up at the four individuals, Mendoza and Ava both yelling towards him. The camera focuses on the glare between both Tomo Jinnai and Arma De Dios, centering in on the two of them as the camera fades to black.)