Awaken, gods of War
1/23/17
(The rev of a Corvette can be heard as the camera cuts on, starting in front of what seems to be a big warehouse. The warehouse itself has the letters WMW painted along the sides, and as the camera pans down, the bright red Corvette can be seen parking. The door swings open and the long legs of Monica Mayhem can be seen stretching out of the driver’s seat as she slowly gets up, stretching.)
Monica: Ah! So this is where I’ll be working huh. Quaint, but I bet the inside is much more beautiful.
???: Oh…so they gave me a blonde bimbo for a partner. Like they don’t know who I am?
(Heel clicks are heard and Monica turns around, looking at the stunning sight of her commentary partner. All OG glory of Cameron Ella Ava. She smirks, tossing her hair back before walking to stand beside Monica looking at the warehouse.)
Cam: I’d hope the inside is more beautiful. Can’t be much worse than what the outside looks like.
Monica: Well, it has some nostalgia to it, you know? Like how old school wrestling must have felt.
Cam: How would I know what old school wrestling felt like?
(As the two laugh for a bit, Albert Gein makes his appearance, his skull cane tapping against the ground. He strides past them, with both of them following quickly behind as he heads to the door, knocking on it twice with his cane, as if it was a code, before pushing it open. The world seems to light up as inside, the dingy warehouse exterior melts away. Inside is a temple for violence. A large ring with WMW embossed in its center. An entrance like tunnel in the center, and multiple entranceways through the crowd.)
Albert Gein: I wanted to give our people a much more personal experience.
Cam: You weren’t kidding when you said you didn’t want to be EAW.
Albert Gein: No. I want to be something different, a new take on things. I believe you can support that.
Monica: All the way behind you sir.
Cam: Kiss ass.
Albert Gein: Than girls…let’s begin. Our Arena is open. Let the crowd come.
(The camera switches off. There is silence until…
“Stronger” by Through Fire plays as the camera cuts back on, the arena filled with a crowd of people all chanting WMW over and over. The camera sweeps around to the packed arena, focusing on a few important faces, not least of which being that of Methuselah himself, who is wearing a WMW shirt. He smirks at the camera before mock punching it.)
Cam: HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL FIRST EPISODE OF WAR MADE WRESTLING!!!
Monica: Can you feel that crowd Cam?! Everyone here sounds so excited!
Cam: And why wouldn’t they be? This Los Angeles crowd has been waiting years to get WMW again, and to get it done the right way. And by God we will give it to them!
Monica: That’s right! For those of you watching at home and around the world, my name is Monica Mayhem, and this beautiful gal next to me is none other than the lovely Cameron Ella Ava and this! Is WMW!!! That being said, we are going to get straight into the action, take it away Gia!!!
Gia Cervantes: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(‘Stayin’ Alive by the Bee Gee’s begins. The crowd seems to get into the groove of the song before cheering as from the upper entrance way, Henry Burke makes his way out till he stands at the top of the stairway, staring at the ring with intensity. In stark contrast to the beat of the song. He marches down the steps, high fiving a few of the crowd as he slides into the ring, pounding on the mat.)
Gia: Introducing first! From Manhattan, New York! Hennnnrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Buuuuuuuuuurrrrrkkkeeeeeee!!!!!
Monica: What do you think of that! A good oldie song playin’ for this dude. I dig it. I really do. And what do you know about this guy? I mean, Gein doesn’t tell us a whole lot about our wrestlers most of the time, we kindof just get a rundown of what moves they do.
Cam: Well, from what we do know about Henry Burke he is a consummate fighter. Not a whole lot of formal wrestling training, but I mean who has that kind of time or energy, other than myself? Nah, but I hear he did take some training when he got into WMW and from there he’s worked his way up.
Monica: Well he looks ready for this one, I can tell you that much. Going to be a real fight. And as our first match of WMW, it’s going to make or break us, I can tell!
(‘War Pigs’ by Black Sabbath plays as the crowd cheers loudly. A loud WHOOOOO BABAY sounds out as Shyla McTucky runs out from the bottom entrance ramp. She stops just in front of the ring, looking around at the crowd in disbelief. Quickly she reaches into her breasts, removing a flask and chugging it down as the crowd whoops with her.)
Gia: And his opponent! From Hazzard County!!! The War Pig! Shyla McTucky!!!
Cam: She’s from Neo right?
Monica: Oh hell yeah! I remember watching her compete. Good times. Gotta love a woman that can handle her drink too. Bet you that’s good old american whisky in that flask.
Cam: Makes me a bit sick honestly. If we wanted drunk girls that barely knew what they were doing in the ring I would have gone back to Empire and watched Azumi fight. Now I have to commentate it.
Monica: Hey, mind your manners over Cam. Shyla is a good ol’ country girl. Can’t change how you were raised.
(DING!)
Monica: And we are underway! Shyla circling Henry as Henry tries to keep his distance from her. Shyla though, ducking down, grasping a hold of Burke’s leg! Left leg isolated and Shyla pulling him in for a belly to belly. Shyla tossing Burke straight to the ground with that move and rolling back to her feet. Shyla back up again and Burke rising to his feet, only to get sent back down with a hard shoulder tackle.
Cam: Burke in a bad way to start things off against the war pig. Burke back to his feet and Shyla with an elbow to the top of the head, followed by a hard shot to the jaw. Shyla now backing up a step and going for a kick, Burke ducking under and grabbing her by the stomach. Lifting her up and dropping her down in a belly to back suplex. Spiking her neck into the ground as well with that move. Burke now, on the attack, throwing knees into the side of her head before our ref can pull him off.
Monica: Not done yet though. Burke coming back as Shyla gets to her feet and catches her with a single leg dropkick to the side of her head. That shot echoed too. Reverberating throughout the arena. Shyla staggering here and Burke off the ropes, flying in with a leaping DDT!!
Cam: Not quite, not quite. Shyla with a lot of strength here, holding Burke high in the air. Burke trying to struggle his way out of the hold. Trying to fight and claw for every inch that he can get. Shyla powering him away from that headlock and holding him for a spinebuster…INCOMING!!
Monica: SPINEBUSTER INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! COVER! HOOK OF THE LEG!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!
KICKOUT AT TWO!!!
I thought that would have been it right there, Cam.
Cam: You will address me as Camera or Miss Ava.
Monica: …I thought that would be it, Miss Ava. Anyways, McTucky now, tugging Burke up by his hair, getting him back to his feet and BURKE WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE BREASTS OF MCTUCKY!
Cam: Illegal maneuver! Illegal maneuver!!
Monica: Well it stunned her! Burke now unloading shot after shot of right hands into the face of McTucky to follow up! Burke going off the ropes again and GETS CAUGHT WITH A HARD ELBOW! BURKE REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES AND CATCHES HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! BOTH STARS DOWN!
Cam: Burke has to be feeling the effects of that spinebuster. That was high impact. And Shyla is laid out hard from that clothesline. Burke starting to get up to his feet and just crawling to the turnbuckle. He looks crazed and wanting to end this. Stamping his foot hard on the ground and checking his knee.
Monica: I think we know what time it is! NEW YORK MINUTE! Burke going for the running knee lift! SHYLA WITH A HUGE BACKHAND CHOP SENDS HIM STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND!! Shyla just knocked Burke for a loop! Burke is gasping for air here on the ground and Shyla is getting her second wind.
Cam: Burke looks completely battered and out of his element here. Burke struggling back up to a stand as Shyla just shakes her head, slapping her udders.
Monica: Did you have to call them udders?
Cam: Too ugly for tits.
Monica: Well…here comes Shyla! Shyla propping Burke up on her shoulders! Will we see it? Will we see DTF?!
YES! DEATH TO FOREIGNERS! THAT PAINFUL FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER DROPPING BURKE RIGHT ONTO HIS NECK!! BURKE CAN’T EVEN WRITHE IN PAIN RIGHT NOW, THAT CUTTER LOOKED VICIOUS!!!
COVER!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: HERE’S YOUR WINNER! SHYLA MCTUCKY!!!
Cam: And the cow wins it! By god that’s not a good omen for WMW to start with.
Monica: Will you stop it?! She’s a good person!
Cam: She’s a disgusting and pretty fat slob if you ask me, and she just took the first win of WMW, are you kidding me?!
Monica: And I for one am happy with that! What a start to WMW! Don’t go away we have a lot more action in store for you all!!!
(Commercial Break for EAW Network, now only 6.99)
(DING!)
Gia: The following contest is a triple threat match is scheduled for one fall!! And it is for the Exposure destiny stone!!!
(“Freak” by Silver Chair begins as manically, Duke Kade rushes to the ring, diving under the bottom rope. His eyes slowly trail up Gia’s body, and he gives a lustful grin, rising up to his feet before his eyes turned toward the stone she held in her gloved hand.)
Gia: Introducing first. From Camden, London, England! He is The Freak! Duke! Kade!
Monica: You know I’m not a big fan of having Gia in there with that animal. Duke Kade just…seems like he’s a menace.
Cam: Gia can handle herself. If she couldn’t she wouldn’t be a WMW commentator now would she? And anyways, does it matter how she’s doing? What matters is that this match is for something pretty important. That exposure stone.
Monica: One of the four stones of death that will be placed into the Manifest belt. No one knows how Gein got a hold of those but Dake Kade looks like he wants it.
(The gentle piano rhythm of “Toccata and Fugue in D minor BWV 565” by J.S. Bach plays as Silas Thatch makes his way out from the bottom entrance ramp. He plays to the crowd who chant THATCH, THATCH, THATCH, repeatedly to him as he heads to the ring, laughing.)
Gia: And! From “New Earth!” Silas! Thatch!
Cam: Ok, well if that kid is a freak, than what the hell is Thatch?
Monica: A nut?
Cam: Yes! A nut. Plain and simply, he is insane. There’s no other way that I can think of to describe him! Hailing from New Earth.
Monica: Well, I mean…what if he is from New Earth?
Cam: Did you really just ask me –
(The violin opening of “When You’re Evil” by Voltaire begins as maniacal laughter ensues. From the crowd, Chris Paradise, strides out, carrying with him his trademark umbrella and spectacles. Kade stands at attention, nodding his head to the music.)
Gia: And! From Paradise Inc. He is The Omen. Chris Paradise!
Cam: That looks like a classy individual.
Monica: Don’t let class full you. This man is as dangerous as they come. I mean, just look at him. The only way one could describe him would be to call him a threat. And Duke Kade looks nervous to be near him.
Cam: that’s called respect. And this man commands it.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Cam: And we get to start things off as Paradise enters the ring. Still holding that umbrella. Silas going to charge him and DUKE KADE CUTTING HIM OFF WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER TACKLE! Silas getting dropped right to the ground by that charging attack by the Freak. And Duke Kade now lifting up Silas’ head, keeping his body pinned in a camel clutch as Chris just leans against the turnbuckle.
Monica: This is basically a handicap match at this point. Both these superstars able to gang up on Silas and…well…Chris Paradise taking some interest in him now. Slapping him around a few times and picking his umbrella up from the turnbuckle. Wait…oh no…no no no no no no no no CRACKING THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITH THAT UMBRELLA! THAT’S POLISHED WOOD SMASHING AGAINST FLESH!!
Cam: God that’s like cracking your head on a hardwood floor! Silas is busted up and the ref is calling for the bell!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: Here’s your winner, by order of disqualificatio-
Gein: No. No. No.
(The crowd erupts as Albert Gein walks out of his office at the side of the entry way, holding a microphone.)
Gein: I don’t know where you are, but this isn’t EAW where people can lose by disqualification and that’s the end of that. I will not have Nasir Moore’s on my roster! We aren’t Elite. We aren’t even Extreme. We are War Made Wrestling, and what the fuck is a disqualification?!
Cam: What?!
Gein: From now on, no match will end by disqualification. There are no dqs! Now restart this match!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Monica: Well you heard it from Gein! This match is back up and we aren’t restricted to dq’s either! And that is all fine for Paradise and Duke Kade. Paradise instructing Duke to pick up Silas’ unconscious body again and ONCE AGAIN CRACKS HIM ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THAT UMBRELLA!! Silas dropping his head back to the ground and Paradise stomping on his lifeless form now as well.
Cam: Yep. Two on one mugging. That’s all that this match is and needed to come. Duke Kade putting in more of the effort for the mugging here, throwing knees into the side of Thatch’s head as well. Duke Kade is putting in every bit of energy and effort into destroying Silas here as Chris Paradise just deposits his cane outside of the ring. Duke Kade dragging Silas lifeless body back up to his feet. Silas just looks dead in the water from this already. Blood pouring from his head from those hard cane shots.
Monica: And Cade looking to maybe make him bleed a bit more. Duke Kade wrapping a single arm around the neck of Thatch and SNAPMARE DRIVER!! SNAPMARE DRIVER!! DUKE KADE DRILLING SILAS’ SKULL INTO THE GROUND!!!
Cam: He calls that the Dirty Driver!!! And it delivered!! Silas’ head bounced off the canvas there and I think that’s all for it. Stick a fork in hi-…wait. Duke Kade isn’t going for the pin. Chris Paradise is motioning for him to move back and…DUKE KADE DOES IT? WHAT IS THIS?!
Monica: I guess him and Paradise have an accord or something of that nature. Chris drawing Silas up and just…soaking in the blood soaked face of his opponent. God this is disgusting. And now Paradise, turning Silas around and locking in a submission attempt here…KATA HA JIME!!! KATA HA JIME!!! ALSO KNOWN AS…
Cam: ENTER ARCADIA!!! Head hooked between the arm, and Silas right arm lifted into the sky. Thing about this hold is that it is a strong choke hold. This could damage someone’s spine and neck very easily. And Paradise has it in the worst way possible. With Silas unconscious!! Chris rearing back hard on it!!! Duke should be trying to break this up! If Chris wins he wins the entire match!!!
Monica: But Kade is just watching. Kade staring on almost in reverence as Chris keeps this hold in! The ref checking the body of Silas and…yep. Calling for the bell!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: Here’s your winner and new holder of the Exposure Destiny Stone!!! Chris! Paradise!!
(Chris Paradise rises to his feet, throwing Silas unconscious body aside with disdain as he orders Duke Kade to get his umbrella. Duke obliges, sliding out of the ring and gathering Chris Paradise’s belongings as Chris himself takes hold of the vine wrapped stone, raising it high into the air with a chorus of boos.)
Cam: I don’t know what the hell Duke Kade was thinking. He could have easily had this match won. Instead he gave the win to Chris Paradise. Chris knows to have followers it seems, what with how he chose to have Duke Kade hand wrap him a victory.
Monica: Well…Duke Kade did what he thought was best. And now we have the first holder of a stone in this matchup.
Cam: Yeah…and what a holder it is.
(Commercial Break for Y2Impact sponsored Seasoned Salt)
(Ding!)
Gia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Money and Power” by Kid Ink plays as Gordon Heston makes his way out to the ring from the crowd, tugging his arms away from the fans that touch him as he shakes his head, spitting on the ground before wiping his feet on the ring apron, hopping over the ropes and inside the ring.)
Gia: Introducing first! From –
(Gordon grabs the mic from her motioning for her to back off as he stands in the ring.)
Gordon: Ahem. I think a man of my esteem should introduce myself. Ladies and gentlemen. I hail from Manhattan, New York! I stand before you at 6’5” and weigh in at 250 pounds! I am: THE WORLD’S BEST BOSS! GORDON! MOTHER! FUCKING! HESTON!
(The moment he finishes “The Unforgiven” by Metallica begins. Gordon looks around the ring, confusion on his face before his eyes widen as he watches the massive frame of Thorn stride out of the bottom entrance gate. The masked man lumbers to the ring, Rose standing just behind him.)
Gia: And his opponent! Accompanied to the ring by Rose! From Gaiola Island, Naples, Italy! The man known as THORN!!!
Cam: How dare this man not give Gordon Heston time to bask in his glory! I mean look at that suit he’s wearing. Must have cost him a fortune.
Monica: I’m almost a hundred percent certain that he did not buy that suit.
Cam: Even better! He has people get his suits for him!
Monica: Well, what are your thoughts on Thorn then?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Cam: He’s built like a mountain and moves as fast as one…that’s all I can WOAH!!!
Monica: YOU MIGHT HAVE SPOKEN TOO SOON! THORN CHARGING DIRECTLY AT HESTON AND HAMMERING INTO HIM WITH A HARD BODY BLOCK TO START THINGS OFF!!!
Cam: He has to get his suit off! This stupid fucking behemoth doesn’t know what he’s doing in a WMW ring. Thorn now dragging a defenseless Heston away from the turnbuckles and propping him up on his shoulders before charging and power slamming him onto the ground.
Monica: Thorn showing no remorse to start things off. Thorn dragging up poor Heston to his feet again and giving a hard open palm strike to the throat. Heston rebounding off the ropes and directly into the waiting arms of Thorn! Lifting him straight up and DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM!
Cam: This is a torture match. Thorn picking apart the green Heston who is trying to pick himself back up again. Come on, just stay down, you’ll wrinkle that nice suit. Heston rising to his feet as Thorn comes towards him. Thorn grabbing him by the hair and HESTON PUSHING HIM OVER AND BRIDGING IN! BRIDGED PIN! COVER!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: HERE’S YOUR WINNER! GORDON HESTON!!
Cam: YES! I LOVE WMW!! WE FINALLY HAD SOMEONE AMAZING WIN IT! LOOK AT THE BOSS!!!
Monica: He won it just barely by a roll up! And Thorn is already back up and Gordon is high tailing out by the entrance ramp. What a fighter ladies and gentlemen. What a fighter.
Cam: Fighting is for fools. He’s not a fighter!! He’s a winner!!
Monica: Oh hush up…anyways, we’ll be right back with a triple threat match for the Chance Destiny Stone!!!
(Commercial for “Cup o’ NOodles and Eyes” sponsored by Brian Daniels)
Gia: The following match is scheduled for one fall!!! And is for the Destiny stone of Chance!!!
(“In One Ear” by Cage the Elephant plays as Ozzy Kellett casually walks to the ring, his hands running through his thick moppy hair. He slides under the bottom rope, staying there and looking up at the dice like stone in the hand of Gia with a smile.)
Gia: Introducing first! From Abertillery, Wales!! The Troubled Youth!! OZZY KELLETT!!
Cam: Well the first ‘chance’ this kid can get is getting a haircut. Hopefully one that doesn’t look like a mop on his head.
Monica: Does it matter what hair style this kid has? He apparently has an unorthodox style of fighting and is not afraid of going up to the top rope if needed.
Cam: He looks like he’s been to six prisons since he was ten. The guy doesn’t look like he’s even aware he’s in a wrestling ring.
(“False Alarm” by The Weeknd plays as Serenity stands among the crowd, smiling as she looks around. Almost starstruck to be in an arena. She heads down to the ring, high fiving the fans along the way before leaping through the middle rope, running up to the top turnbuckle.)
Gia: And his opponents! First! From Brooklyn, New York! She is SERENITY! SCORPIO!!
Monica: The daughter of the famed Black Scorpio of New York wrestling fame! Trained by Stephanie Matsuda of EAW, Serenity Scorpio has the pedigree to be a true contender here in WMW.
Cam: Well she was trained by Stephanie. What kind of pedigree could that give her?
Monica: Stephanie has brought you to your limits in matchups Cam.
Cam: By whose account? Yours?
(The opening guitar to “Blow your Trumpets, Gabriel” by Behemoth plays as Varg Fenriz makes his way to the ring from the lower entrance way. He stares up at the Chance stone with a look of annoyance in his eyes before he slides under the bottom rope.)
Gia: And! From Levanger, Norway!! The Shaman! VARG!! FENRIZ!!
Cam: Now this man looks like a competitor. All muscle, tattoos, and a determined look in his eyes. And just look at the way he carries himself!!
Monica: He looks like a threat, no doubt about it. The guy just looks intimidating. And looks are often an indication of in ring ability. He looks like he wants to kill you, and probably will.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Cam: And we are officially underway! Ozzy being smart and backing away to the turnbuckle as Varg starts to bare down on him. Varg turning his focus away from him and Serenity taking the chance, blindsiding him with a hard kick to the stomach.
Monica: Varg doesn’t even seem stunned by that kick. Varg turning to Scorpio and grabbing her by the hair. Ref trying to make him let go but Varg LIFTING SCORPIO BY THE HAIR WITH ONE HAND! KNUCKLE PARTER! That right hand driving straight into the skull of Scorpio and sending her to the ground hard. Varg with some vicious stomps to the neck of Serenity, and NOW OZZY COMES IN!
Cam: Ozzy rushing behind Varg and leaping up on top of his shoulders! Ozzy throwing strikes on top of Varg’s head! Trying for an inverted Frankensteiner! Varg though, not budging and lifts him back up in that hold! FLIPPING HIM IN FRONT! POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB ON TOP OF SERENITY! Varg keeping his hands wrapping around the waist of Ozzy and lifting him back up before just tossing him in a jacknife powerbomb!
Monica: Varg is the biggest threat in this match and it’s only been a minute in. Varg dragging Serenity up to her feet, but Serenity throws his hands aside and delivers a hard kick to the chest of Varg. Varg actually backing away from that and now Serenity needs to take her chance.
Cam: Scorpio now, racing off the ropes and delivering a dropkick to Varg’s leg! Varg dropping to his knees and Scorpio with a quick kick from the ground, right to the side of his head. Speed advantage it seems. Serenity now, kipping straight up and hooking the head of Varg with her leg! Leg drop bulldog!
Monica: She has to keep up this momentum. Scorpio back to her feet and throwing a hard kick to the stomach of Varg before bouncing off the ropes again. OZZY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A RUNNING ENZUGURI TO SERENITY!!! I thought Ozzy was dead and out for the count but here he is once again!!! Serenity down and rolling out of the ring from that as Ozzy now has every chance to focus on Varg. Varg starting to stir and Ozzy has to work on him.
Cam: Ozzy charging to Varg and delivering a dropkick right to the side of his head! The strategy here is to keep Varg off his feet. Keep the big guy down. Ozzy, dragging Varg up to his knees and hooking the head, going for a DDT it seems. Varg though, not out just yet! Varg refusing to bend and instead lifting up to his feet! Ozzy in no man’s land on his shoulders!
Monica: SERENITY! SERENITY WITH A CHOP BLOCK OUT OF NOWHERE TO THE LEG OF VARG! VARG DROPPING DOWN INTO THAT SPIKE DDT BY OZZY! COVER! COVER BY BOTH OZZY AND SERENITY!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
VARG KICKS OUT AT TWO!
Cam: Who would have won if they had both pinned him anyways?! Ozzy turning to Serenity and now it’s just the two of them, Varg rolling out of the ring and clutching his head. Serenity and Ozzy now, the only two in the ring. Serenity with the first strike! Huge right hand to the face of Ozzy.
Monica: Ozzy responds with a right hand of his own. Serenity with another right hand of her own. And Ozzy responds with one of his own. Trading blows back and forth! Ozzy though getting the advantage and forcing Serenity to the ropes! Irish whip off! Serenity whipping back and getting caught in an arm drag!
Cam: Serenity back up quickly and Ozzy coming forward and getting caught in an arm drag for his troubles! Ozzy rolling to his feet and turning RIGHT INTO A SPINNING WHEEL KICK!! Ozzy out on his feet and Serenity grabbing him from behind! Lifting him high up and GERMAN SUPLEX! SHE ROLLS THROUGH AND PICKS HIM BACK UP, GERMAN SUPLEX MARK TWO!!!!
Monica: She has a lot of power in that small frame! Bridging through the suplex now and going for the cover here!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO….!!!
KICKOUT!!
Cam: Ozzy with a hard kick out! And Serenity starting to struggle here. Serenity probably thought those german suplexes had it! Serenity glaring down at Ozzy and throwing a punch to his jaw before rising to her feet. Serenity looks more irritated than anything else and…Varg is getting up on the outside there!
Monica: Scorpio noticed. She’s got a pretty insane look in her eyes right now. She might be thinking of going high risk here! Serenity rebounding off the ropes and SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES AGAINST VARG! VARG HITTING AGAINST THE METAL GATE! SERENITY BACK THROUGH THE ROPES AND RUNNING THEM AGAIN! BACK TO THE FUTURE! ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE INTO THE CHEST OF VARG, AND ONCE AGAIN HE REBOUNDS OFF THE GATE!
Cam: She’s got one more incoming! Serenity through the ropes one more time for that dive!!! VARG CAUGHT HER! VARG CAUGHT HER MID LEAP!!!! THE STRENGTH OF THIS MAN!! WAIT!!! OZZY IS UP NOW AS WELL!!! OZZY RUNNING THE ROPES AND DIVING STRAIGHT FOR VARG! DEATH BY ELBOW!!! DEATH BY ELBOW!!! HOLDING SERENITY IN ONE HAND VARG JUST UNLEASHED THAT HARD SPINNING ELBOW TO THE SKULL OF OZZY!
Monica: THIS MAN IS A MONSTER!! The sheer strength he just showed. And Serenity is still held in his arms. Serenity unable to even fight out of it at this point and Varg just carrying her up the steps, into the ring. Varg now, tossing her over his head and RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A FLATLINER!!!
Cam: He calls that the Blackout! And I think he’s looking to finish this off. Varg rolling her back over and grabbing her by the ankles. Lifting her body onto his back…inverted Alabama Slam hold. Serenity might be seeing death here. RAGNAROK DROP!!! NO!!!! SERENITY HOOKING THE HEAD OF VARG AND DELIVERING A MODIFIED HURRICANRANA!!!! VARG GETTING SENT TO THE GROUND AND SERENITY SCALING THE TURNBUCKLES AS FAST AS SHE CAN!
Monica: I don’t know how she did this but she could clinch it! Serenity OFF THE ROPES!!! SWEET SERENITY!!! DIVING ROTATION STUNNER CONNECTS TO VARG!!! SERENITY GOING FOR THE COVER!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….!!!!
OZZY CONNECTING WITH THE HALO!!! 270 SENTON BREAKING UP THE PIN!!!!
Cam: What an exchange!!! I thought this was over!!! Ozzy though, raced in and saved it. Ozzy looks to be in a lot of pain as well though, and look at that downpour of blood on his face. That elbow looks like it busted him open.
Monica: But both Serenity and Varg are down. Ozzy scaling the turnbuckles himself, bleeding and all. Ozzy, looking down at Serenity and…450 SPLASH!! THE AERIAL RIFT CONNECTS!!! COVER! COVER!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: HERE’S YOUR WINNER AND NEW HOLDER OF THE CHANCE DESTINY STONE! OZZY KELLET!!!
Cam: What a fucking match!!! What amazing moments!!!
Monica: And a new holder of the Chance stone! Ozzy Kellet with a huge show of resilience to pull through, but you know that Serenity and Varg are going to be on the lookout for chances like that! Don’t go anywhere, we will have more action coming up!!
(The camera cuts to backstage as Alexis Woods finds herself in Albert Gein’s office. She looks around at his macabre collection of items, before noticing what seems to be a human hand, with a ring on its finger, set up on a shelf. She reaches out to the ring curiously.)
Albert Gein: Don’t touch.
(The door slams shut as she jumps before turning, spying Albert Gein who heads to his desk with a soft sigh. He sets his cane down as he does so before motioning for her to take a seat.)
Albert Gein: You’re Alexis Woods, yes? The reporter.
Alexis Woods: Former reporter. I decided to try my hand at a different job and…interviewing seemed to be a good fit.
Albert Gein: So you applied here.
Alexis Woods: What better way to break a strong news story?
Albert Gein: There are much better ways of finding oneself in a body bag.
Alexis Woods: What do you mean?
Albert Gein: Pay no mind to that. I don’t mind you being interested in joining up, in all honesty. Genuinely, I think I could use someone like you. You’re a fresh face. Someone to confide in, to trust. I’m sure that the superstars here wouldn’t mind talking to you, if you give them the chance.
Alexis Woods: I’ll get started right away.
Albert Gein: Don’t be so hasty love. Rest for awhile. This is a day to enjoy yourself.
(Alexis looks perplexed by his words, but she smiles, willing to oblige him for now. She adjusts herself before standing, holding out her hand to shake his. He simply waves her away, and she turns heading out the door. As she leaves his smile leaves him and he looks over to the hand and the ring.)
Albert Gein: I do wish that people would take more caution before doing idiotic things like this. The poor girl has no idea what she is getting involved with.
(Ding!)
Gia: The following Fatal Four Way is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Depression Destiny Stone! Introducing first, already in the ring, hailing from San Diego, California! OCTAVION!!!
(“Bad Moon Rising” by Mourning Ritual plays as Alexander Devin slowly walks out of the bottom ramp, holding his lamp up high as he gazes at the ring.)
Gia: Introducing first! From New York City, New York! He is The Prophet! ALEXANDER DEVIN!!!
Cam: Why is it that WMW attracts freaks like these?
Monica: WMW invites all comers, and that includes the very vocal Alexander Devin. Described as having a massive amount of intellect.
Cam: Cool, but does that translate into in ring ability? Not necessarily. Let’s see how he does.
(“Light Up the Sky” (Solomon Remix) by Thousand Foot Krutch plays as Cassidy Vega races out to the ring, running around it to get the crowd energized. She slides under the bottom rope backwards, headbanging to the song.)
Gia: And! From Chicago, Illinois! She is THE HEART STOPPA! CASSIDY! VEGA!!
Monica: The girl who was trained by Tarah Nova of EAW. I suppose we might be looking at the leader of the Valkyrie Division here, if she has the same skill as her ‘big sister’?
Cam: Or just another girl flailing violently and listening to shitty music. Look, she has better training than Alexander over there but she’s still pathetic.
Monica: You only say that because you don’t like Tarah.
Cam: That and I hate her ring attire.
(The opening rift of “2nd Sucks” by A Day to Remember plays as Levi Maximum slowly walks out through the lower entrance way, rotating his wrists as he stares at the ring before heading towards it, climbing up to the top turnbuckle and yelling out “I AM HIGH SOCIETY” to the crowd who simply boo him.)
Gia: And! From Chicago, Illinois! He is the American Badass! LEVI! MAXIMUS!!
Cam: Another person from Chicago. Just crawling out of the woodwork aren’t they?
Monica: Chicago breeds wrestlers. And none more so than the alpha male himself, Levi Maximus.
Cam: Well Chicago bred at least one excellent star. I have high hopes for this Levi Maximus.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Monica: Let’s see if that hope is justified. All four competitors in the ring and Cassidy starting things off with some excitement, quickly charging at Alexander Devin and throwing a huge forearm into his face. Devin getting pushed back early into the turnbuckle and Cassidy is throwing more strikes to the stomach and ribs of Devin.
Cam: Should have payed attention to the others! Levi racing to them and starting things off with a running enzuguri to the back of Cassidy’s head. Cassidy dropping down and now Levi with rough strikes to the face and chest of Devin. Levi leaping over Cassidy and rebounding off the turnbuckles charging at Devin. DEVIN WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE, KNOCKING THE WIND OUT OF LEVI!
Monica: What fast movement for the husky superstar Devin. Devin glancing down at the two fallen wrestlers, and now Octavion wants to get involved. Octavion trying to blindside Devin but Devin ducking the clothesline. Octavion turning around and gets caught with a throat thrust uppercut. Octavion clutching his throat in pain and now Devin grabbing him by the head.
Cam: Yep, and now the power game can be played. Devin lifting Octavion over his head in a suplex and just tossing him across the ring! Octavion rolling out of the ring, but Vega is back up and like an idiot charges headlong into Devin.
Monica: Devin ready for her and dodging her strike! Vega though, springboarding off the ropes and CATCHING DEVIN WITH AN ARMDRAG! Devin getting thrown hard to the ground and Vega rolling through with it, locking his head and neck in a cross face as she holds his right arm with her legs.
Cam: And here’s Levi! Saving the day with a kick right to the spine of Vega. Vega grunting in agony and Levi dragging her up by her hair and locking her in a front facelock. Levi with a snap ddt! Dropping Vega to the ground hard. Levi keeps the facelock going though, and showing some flexibility here, rolling through and pulling her back up! Lifting her from that facelock up into a suplex hold and DROPPING HER ONTO HIS KNEE FROM THAT!
Monica: Modified brainbuster and Vega is out. Levi holding up a middle finger to the fallen valkyrie before looking up JUST IN TIME TO RECEIVE A BIG BOOT BY DEVIN! What a fucking kick. That looks like it took Levi’s head clean off! And now Devin, mounting Maximus and throwing heavy handed strikes to the skull of the fallen man. Maybe looking to bust him open.
Cam: What it is, is sickening. Those are closed fist punches, the ref should break this up. Wait! Octavion again! Running neckbreaker and it sends Alexander’s body crashing down on top of Levi’s! Octavion is back in this matchup ladies and gentlemen. Octavion now, climbing up to the second rope and pointing down at the two figures before leaping off! BODY SPLASH ONTO BOTH DEVIN AND MAXIMUS! WHAT A MANEUVER! Octavion, pushing Devin off and pinning Levi!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
KICKOUT!
Not going to pin him that early! Octavion pounding his fists against the mat but…he should be paying attention!
Monica: HERE COMES VEGA AGAIN! SHINING WIZARD! SHINING WIZARD! OCTAVION GETTING HIS FACE ROCKED FROM VEGA! And now Vega has a huge amount of opportunities here. And she chooses to focus on the down Octavion. Vega with a hard kick to the chest and then leaping over him. Balancing on the bottom rope…LEAPING UP TO THE MIDDLE, NOW TO THE TOP! THAT ATHLETICISM! AND SHE SPRINGBOARDS OFF WITH A MOONSAULT!!!
Cam: Ok. I’ll admit. That was impressive. And Vega going for the quick cover like an intelligent person.
OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
And Devin breaking up the pin. I thought she was going to steal it there. Devin dragging Vega off of Octavion by her left leg. Both superstars up to a stand here, but not for long! Devin pulling her in, trapping her leg! LEG TRAP GERMAN! VEGA’S NECK AND HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE CANVAS!!
Monica: And Levi is stirring once again. Devin throwing a hard strike to the face of Levi, who retorts with a strike of his own. Devin throwing another huge hand and this shot rocks Levi. Levi actually shooting to a stand from it and here comes Devin with a charging clothesline! LEVI DUCKS IT! Alexander rebounding back RIGHT INTO BICYCLE KICK!!! SIDEWINDER CONNECTS!!!
Cam: An expert maneuver by Levi. Levi though, smart enough to know that just that kick isn’t going to finish things! Levi turning his attention away and onto the stirring Vega who is slowly getting back to her feet. He smells blood in the water. This could be it!
Monica: VEGA GOING FOR A SUPERKICK! LEVI GOES FOR HIS OWN! THEIR LEGS LOCKED! BOTH STARS TRAPPED IN A SUPERKICK HOLD! AND THERE’S OCTAVION! OCTAVION BACK IN THE RING AND CLOTHESLINING BOTH OF THEM TO THE GROUND! KIP UP! KIP UP! BOTH VEGA AND MAXIMUS KIP UP AND…
Cam: DISASTERPIECE! SUPERKICK!!
Monica: V FOR VEGA!! ROUNDHOUSE!!!
Cam: Octavion just got clocked with both hard hitting moves! Levi turning towards Vega and VEGA WITH A V FOR VEGA TO LEVI! REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS THE SIDE OF LEVI’S HEAD!!
Monica: Vega has it! She has it in the money…but she wants to do this with style. Vega grabbing the fallen Octavion and dragging him over to the turnbuckles, laying him out. Vega might be going for it. Vega scaling the turnbuckles. All other superstars laid out. This could be it!
Cam: VEGA ON THE TOP!
Vega: NO REGRETS!!!!
Monica: NO REGRETS! COAST TO COAST DROPKICK TO THE SKULL OF OCTAVION!!! WHAT A KICK!! AND WHAT AN IMPACT!!! VEGA CRAWLING FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: Here’s your winner and NEW holder of the Depression Stone! CASSIDY! VEGA!!
Cam: That’s bullshit! That little tramp stole a victory from the obvious winner here!!
Monica: Like it or not she holds the stone and…hey what the hell is Shyla doing out here?
Cam: Well, Shyla heading down to the ring, sliding under the ropes and stomping towards Vega. Either she’s in a drunken rage or this might be personal?
Monica: Shyla talking smack to Vega it seems and…who the hell is that?!
Cam: Well someone just tore through the crowd and is heading straight for Vega! Vega turning around and SHYLA CLOTHESLINING HER FROM BEHIND?! WHAT THE HELL?!
Monica: And this man just darted into the ring and is joining in the assault on Vega. Shyla now, turning her attention to Octavion and dragging his carcass up and onto her shoulders! D.T.F. DEATH TO FOREIGNERS! FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER CONNECTS!!
Cam: And now this new guy turning his attention from the assaulted Vega to the down Devin. Hey…hold on. I know this guy. That’s Mikey Sullivan! Sullivan dragging Devin up to his feet and…SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK BY SULLIVAN TO THE ALREADY OUT OF IT DEVIN!!!
Monica: Well…now all attention is turning to Levi. Levi already stirring and on his feet…are they going to attack him now? Levi looks ready to fight and Vega is already starting to get to her feet so it might be equal. LEVI HITS THE MAXIMUS TO VEGA?! WHAT?!
Cam: YES!!! GET REVENGE!!!
Monica: What the hell?! That high knee connecting right to the nose and chin of Vega. And she is out of it…what the hell is going on?
(Levi, Shyla, and Mikey all stand in the center of the ring, reveling in the crowds mass amount of jeers as Levi raises his fists yelling out “WE ARE THE HIGH SOCIETY!!!”)
Monica: I have…no idea what to make of what just transpired. I have no words…what the hell is this: “We are High Society” business?
Cam: I don’t know but I’m loving it, give me more of it!
Monica: Well, we will be right back with more action coming your way.
(The cameras drift to a locker room, where Kelly Hackenshmidt can be seen wrapping his wrists in tape, preparing for his match against Desmond Helms. As he continues wrapping the tape a door swings open, and Desmond Helms slowly walks in, laughing to himself.)
Kelly: Our match isn’t for another few minutes…you mind letting me be? I prefer privacy before fights.
Desmond: Yeah see…I don’t actually care about what you prefer or don’t prefer. I’m not even here because I care about your existence. I’m actually here, become some…friends of yours wanted to see you. I thought it best to show them where you were.
Kelly: Friends of mine?
Desmond: Yeah, they said they were.
(An umbrella cracks against the open door, as the imposing forms of Duke Kade and Varg Fenriz step into view. Though nursing a bruise, Varg glowers down at Kelly and Duke seems ready to tear him in half. They don’t move though. Instead, they wait, as Chris Paradise slowly walks into the room, smiling at Kelly who is visibly nervous.)
Chris: Well now, it’s been awhile. About a year or so.
Kelly: Yeah. I figured bringing myself back to the limelight might just draw you out of hiding.
Chris: I figured you’d be waiting for me. But…here’s the thing. You shouldn’t have. Because I don’t forget. And you aren’t getting off lightly.
(He snaps his fingers and Duke rushes at Kelly. Kelly leaps up into the air, grabbing onto the locker and pulling himself on top of it. Duke snarls and clambers up after him as Varg himself walks to the other side. Desmond watches the scene beside Chris Paradise, shaking his head.
Duke and Kelly stand on top of the lockers, as Duke throws a strike which narrowly misses Kelly. Kelly throws one back which catches Duke in the head but he only laughs and throws a punch of his own.)
Desmond: Yeah, this is taking too long.
(Desmond runs to the other locker, springboarding off of it and landing between Duke and Kelly. He glances sideways over to Duke before turning sharply, throwing a huge knee strike directly into Kelly’s jaw. Kelly falls back, landing directly on the concrete ground as Varg steps onto his throat, pinning him there.)
Chris: There we are. Now you are on the level with us. You should have tried to stay hidden, wonderboy. Now…Paradise Inc. knows where you are. And we are going to hunt down you, and your little tart. And you, can do nothing, about the horrors we inflict on you.
(He snaps his fingers again and Varg lifts Kelly up, propping him in the inverted alabama slam before connecting with it, Kelly’s body smacking against the metal lockers as the entire set fall. Desmond and Duke each drop down on their feet, examining the carnage before Duke and Varg exit the room, Chris Paradise laughing as he exits with them.)
Desmond: Oof…hate to be in your shoes kid. Cause uuuuh…unconscious in a locker room…don’t think our match is happening. Score one win for Desmond Helms.
(He laughs as he walks out, slamming the door closed. Kelly tries to raise an arm but his attempt is feeble and it falls as the camera cuts to black.)
(DING!)
Gia: The following Fatal Fourway match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the Violence Destiny Stone!!
(“Fiddle and the Drum” by A Perfect Circle plays as Aeto Diemos begins to make his way to the ring, the sheep mask firmly on his face, the word “Woken” written on its top. He grabs the middle rope, pulling himself up to the apron and getting into the ring.)
Gia: Introducing first! From Prescott, Arizona! The Innocent Son! AETO! DIEMOS!
Monica: The younger brother of Eclipse Diemos, Aeto, I’ve discovered, is very soft spoken. He doesn’t tend to bother others and others don’t tend to bother him.
Cam: It’s all a lie. You know how Eclipse is, and whatever the brother of the family does, they all will. You’ve seen Sanatorium and Coven.
Monica: But that’s EAW. WMW, there might be a difference. You never know.
Cam: Snakes can look different and still poison you.
(“Twenty One” by Wage War begins as Casey Gallagher slowly walks out from the crowd entrance. He stands atop the stairs, licking his teeth before swatting the phone away of a fan that tried to take his picture. He heads down to the ring, making sure the fans don’t touch him.)
Gia: And his opponents, first! From Liverpool, England, in the United Kingdom! The Pure Soul! Casey Gallagher!!
Monica: Casey Gallagher, the pure soul of WMW. A bit of an interesting moniker since WMW seems to be based more so off of violence and corruption than it does purity.
Cam: That’s why we need people like Casey! Pure athletes and gods among these peons here.
Monica: You haven’t even seen him fight.
Cam: And neither have you but it seems like you know everything.
Monica: I don’t bu-
Cam: So shut up.
(“Stardust Dragon Theme” from YU-GI-OH plays as Alberich Stratigeas appears at the bottom entrance ramp. His jacket glimmering with diamonds and lights as he holds his arms out. The crowd cheering in response as he turns, though Casey appears unimpressed, his attention focused on the blood drop shaped stone.)
Gia: And! From Tokyo, Japan by way of Delta Ursae Majoris! The Stellar Superstar! ALBERICH STRATIGEAS!
Cam: How…did you say his last name?
Monica: Straigeas?
Cam: What kind of mother cursed their child with that last name?
Monica: Well, Alberich is hailed along Japan as an amazing athlete buuuuut…
(“Despair” by PIKO begins as Alberich is barely past the threshold of the entrance way. Jun Nobunaga shoves past him, striking his signature pose in front of the ring before walking up the steps, getting inside of it and brushing past Casey with a scoff.)
Gia: And! From Ichikawa, Chiba, Japan! He is The Artist! JUN! NOBUNAGA!
Cam: I remember him from EAW. Didn’t make it too far did he?
Monica: No, but here he is in WMW. Good start for a second chance.
Cam: The fact he had a first chance is remarkable enough, but I guess you are correct.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Monica: And so it begins! The final Stone match is underway and all four competitors look ready to go! Jun though, immediately starting things off, lighting up Alberich’s chest with knife edge chops as Casey and Aeto square off. Jun, continuing these knife edge chops, all the way to the corner and finishing things with a boot to the neck.
Cam: Jun is playing it smart, he knows that he can keep Alberich pushed back with this kind of vicious attack. Jun, using those long legs to choke out Alberich. Meanwhile we have the taller and heavier Aeto against Casey. Casey, motioning for a test of strength and Aeto obliging. Hooking the right hand and Casey breaking it to pull in Aeto’s head in a side headlock.
Monica: Casey has a lot of intelligence. He knew that Aeto would beat him in a pure strength fight. So instead, Casey is focusing on trying to out wrestle Aeto. Casey, wrenching the head and Aeto backing to the ropes, trying to push him off but Casey keeps the headlock on.
Cam: Being smart here. Jun releasing that leg hold and now throwing stomps to the downed Alberich. Three stomps going in and one last kick, pinning him down with those legs again. Shaking his opponent around and backing off before charging in again with a hard knee into the corner.
Monica: Casey switching out of the side headlock now, going for a waist lock. Aeto trying to struggle his way out, and he succeeds, pulling the arms away and twisting around, CLOCKING CASEY WITH A HARD FOREARM! Casey staggered now and rebounding off the ropes as Aeto grabs a hold of him and delivers a huge back body drop!
Cam: There’s that power game, but now Jun coming in to focus on Aeto. Aeto throwing a strike to the side of his head, and Jun actually getting sent back a few steps, but rebounds back and throws a forearm of his own, catching Aeto in the side of the head.
Monica: Aeto falling back, but here he comes again. Strike of his own stuns Jun, but not for long as he throws another heavy handed punch! And now Aeto and Jun trading blows back and forth! What a sequence of strikes! But here comes Alberich! Alberich coming to the aid of Aeto, coming out of nowhere with a leaping dropkick to Jun’s back, sending him into Aeto who grabs hold and BELLY TO BELLY! JUN GOING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!
Cam: And now Alberich playing director here, telling Aeto to stay still. Alberich rebounding off the ropes and heading towards Aeto! AETO HOISTING ALBERICH OVER HIS HEAD AND THROWING HIM TO THE OUTSIDE, FLYING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE!! What a combo!! Aeto now turning to focus on Casey again, and Casey staggering up to his feet. Casey with a strike to the chest of Aeto, but Aeto responds with a heavy handed fist to the side of Casey’s skull. Casey wobbly, and Aeto taking the chance to lock in a front facelock. Going for a suplex.
Monica: Casey though, hooking his legs around Aeto’s, preventing the suplex. Casey trying to fight out of the suplex hold as best he can. Struggling through, and he’s free! He’s free and clocks Aeto with a hard elbow, separating the two. Casey with another elbow, staggering Aeto, and Aeto falling back against the ropes as Casey unloads with knife edge chops!!
Cam: Casey, running the ropes and heading right for Aeto. Aeto, though ducking the first strike and Casey’s neck snapping against the ropes. Falling backwards, INTO THE WAITING ARMS OF AETO!! AETO WRAPPING HIM UP IN A FULL NELSON!!! FULL NELSON BOMB!!! NO!!! CASEY SLIDING PARTWAY OUT OF THE FULL NELSON, USING THE ROPES TO BALANCE UP!!!! SPRINGBOARD!!! SPRINGBOARD FLYING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF AETO’S HEAD!!! WOW!!! WHAT A MANEUVER BY CASEY!!!!
Monica: Casey going for the cover here!
OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
ALBERICH BREAKING THE PIN UP!!! ALBERICH GETTING BACK INTO THE RING AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT! I thought for certain this match was going to end there. Alberich now, throwing double axe handles to the back of Casey as the two struggle to their feet. Jun on the outside, just now getting to his feet and into the ring.
Cam: Alberich has the advantage against Casey it seems though, more strikes being thrown and staggering him. Alberich heading to the ropes and JUN CATCHING HIM WITH THE DONKI GAISHO!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!! JUN GOING FOR THE COVER ON ALBERICH!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEE—
CASEY BREAKING UP THE PIN NOW WITH A RUNNING PUNT KICK TO JUN’S SKULL!!!! JUN ROLLING OUT OF THE RING!!! CASEY LOOKING TO GO FOR THE COVER BUT HERE COMES AETO!!! AETO THOUGH, GETTING CAUGHT WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH!!!
Monica: Casey spinning around and hooking his arms around the head of Aeto! ASAI DDT!!!! DYING LIGHT!!! AND HE LANDS ON ALBERICH FOR THE COVER!!! WHAT A MOVE!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gia: Here’s your winner AND NEW holder of the Violence Destiny Stone!!! CASEY!!!! GALLAGHER!!!!
Cam: What a winner! What a glorious, glorious finish!!!
Monica: Casey snatching victory from Jun and clinching it himself with a tandem finisher and pin. What a maneuver. Alright folks, up next we have our Valkyrie Title contest, so stay tuned!!!
(Commercial for EAW King of Elite, this Saturday, only on EAW Network)
Gia: The following contest is a STEEL GAUNTLET, ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IT IS FOR THE VALKYRIE CHAMPIONSHIP! The only way to win is to pin, submit, or knockout your opponents!!! And introducing our special guest referee for this contest. She is a multi-time champion in the wrestling world! The Entity of Extreme! The Prima Vixen! THe CONSIGLIERE! H! B! G!
(HBG nods her head as the crowd chants her name, smiling at her apparent fans as she adjusts the referee uniform she is wearing.)
Cam: Whoo, and what a special referee we have, my fellow OG, HBG.
Monica: She has said that she will call this match right down the middle, but how could one call this match down the middle? It’s going to be a bloodbath, regardless of who calls it down the middle.
(“Boom” by Ibenji begins as the crowd looks down at the lower entrance ramp. A lion’s roar sounds out before the beat of the song drops. As the music picks up, Mawu Tchalla strides out to the ring, tugging her hood off and looking at the crowd with a smile.)
Gia: Introducing first! From Botswana, Africa!!! She is the Ebony Goddess! MAWU TCHALLA!!!
Monica: The goddess that hails from Botswana. Mawu is here to introduce the world to her style of fighting, which she describes as ‘primal lucha.’
Cam: So, what, people can make up fighting styles now?
Monica: Well, I’m inclined to believe that she has something different.
(As Mawu gets into the ring she pauses partway through the ropes, glancing towards the entrance way as “Hey Mama” by David Guetta plays. Bianca Auriel confidently strides out, adjusting the gauntlets and greaves she’s wearing, which she decorated with gold running through its sides.)
Gia: And her opponents, first! From Miami, Florida!! She is the Golden Goddess!!! BIANCA AURIEL!!!!
Cam: Something tells me she comes from money?
Monica: Class and privilege, that speaks to the world that Bianca hails from. She apparently has received professional wrestling training from the best money can be.
Cam: So did Veena…that says nothing.
Monica: You don’t like her chances?
Cam: I like one girl’s chances.
(“Do it like a Dude” by Jessie J plays as Candice Blair races out from the crowd entrance, posing up at the top before pointing down towards Cameron a huge smile on her face before she races down the steps. Her gauntlets are bedecked in glass shards and she shows them to the camera.)
Gia: And! From San Francisco, California!!! Princess!!! CANDICE!!! BLAIR!!!
Cam: I like her chances.
Monica: You only say that ‘cause she’s your sister.
Cam: Greatness runs through our veins, and she’s going to prove that an Ava can compete anywhere and make gold.
(“Esaka ‘98” plays and as the guitar strums Cassiopeia walks out from the opposite crowd entrance, running her hands through her hair, brushing the edges of her mask before looking to the ring. She offers a prayer before heading to the ring.)
Gia: And! Hailing from Galveston, Texas!!! The heavenly queen of the stars!!! She is! CASSIOPEIA!!!!
Monica: Our masked mistress, that seeks to put an end to the darkness she sees in her dreams, Cassiopeia, a world traveled athlete, has made her way to War Made Wrestling!!!
Cam: I’ll admit, even I was impressed by hearing that we had signed her, but being impressed doesn’t mean I see her as a winner.
(“Dark Horse” by Katy Perry begins and from the lower entrance, Bre Tyler skips out smiling and waving to the crowd with a jubilant grin on her face. She continues to skip down to the ring, pausing as she runs into Cassiopeia who only smiles to her. Bre jumps up to the apron, holding the ropes open for Cassiopeia, who obliges and enters the ring.)
Gia: And!!! From Charlotte, North Carolina!!! She is Sugar and Spice!!! BRE! TYLER!!
Cam: God I hate girls like that.
Monica: Happy?
Cam: Too happy, she’s just smiling all the time like a fucking nerd.
Monica: Maybe you’re just an unhappy person?
Cam: Maybe I should punch your fucking teeth in? Maybe?!
(“Do it Again” by Pia Mia begins. As the music swells, Chantal walks out calmly from the lower entrance, looking around at the crowd, seemingly stunned by the amount of people before clapping her hands together, tapping the gauntlets together before heading to the ring.)
Gia: And!!! From Baton Rouge, Louisiana!!! She is Girl Dynamite!!! CHANTAL!!!!!
Monica: And one of the big fan favorites, coming in with her close friend Cassidy Vega, who succeeded in winning a destiny stone.
Cam: Right before she got her shit pushed in by High Society, or whatever they want to call themselves.
Monica: Chantal has been posting on the feed with her training videos. I personally am a huge fan of her.
Cam: Yeah, and you’re entitled to your shitty opinion. Let’s just see the match, and see what she has going for her, how about that?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Monica: And we are officially underway. All Valkyries in the ring and this is where things can get dangerous. Those are genuine gauntlets and greaves they are wearing, so that’s some permanent damage if this match goes on for too long. What kind of strategy would you see play into this match?
Cam: I would say, that it’d be the same as going into any other kind of matchup. Work on whatever body parts you have to for your submission manuevers. And focus on the skull for knockouts. It’s pretty simple.
Monica: I suppose you are right, and things are well underway now. Cassiopeia and Mawu locking up as Candice and Bianca as well go into a collar and elbow tie up. Chantal and Bre squaring off, and it looks like each girl wants to avoid the use of those weapons.
Cam: It’s a lethal weapon. One that does a lot of damage very quickly. Cassiopeia though, breaking out of the headlock and going for a leaping kick, Mawu ducking it and going for a strike of her own, but Cassiopeia backs off. Mawu, going down into a crouch and lunging for the leg of Cassi who backs off.
Monica: I’m going to turn my attention over to Candice who has taken the advantage over Bianca and is applying a side headlock. Wrenching the neck and twisting around, going into a waist lock. Modified bear hug here, but Bianca leaping up, loosening the hold and then rolling through the legs, right behind Candice. Bianca, big kick right to the spine of Candice.
Cam: Sloppy. Come on sis!! You can do better than that!! Candice holding her back and turning, as Bianca now lighting her up with strikes to the stomach and chest. And those gauntlets are putting in extra force to each strike.
Monica: That’s gotta be wave after wave of pain going through that poor girl’s body right now. Bianca ending things with a spinning haymaker!! No! Candice ducking it and grabbing her by the back! GERMAN SUPLEX! WHAT A REVERSAL! And now Candice has control.
Cam: I’m going to turn our attention to Chantal and Bre. Chantal has the advantage, pressing Bre to the corner. HBG breaking the two up, since Bre is in the ropes. Chantal backing away, letting her breath and LIGHTS UP HER CHEST WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! You can see Bre is struggling to breathe, that’s metal smacking against flesh hard.
Monica: This gauntlets are going to make every strike much more painful. And you see Chantal recognizes this, grabbing Bre by the back of the head and throwing a punch to the spine to boot, which drops her. Bre, writhing on the ground and Chantal with a soccer style kick to the stomach for good measure.
Cam: Don’t forget, they are also wearing greaves. So kicks are more painful. Hold on. Back to Mawu and Cassiopeia! Mawu throwing a discus punch, Cassi blocking it with the greaves and responding with a kick to the stomach which puts Mawu on all fours. MAWU WITH A POUNCING SPEAR FROM THE GROUND! THAT’S PRIMAL LUCHA!
Monica: Animal like offense by Mawu, and now throwing hammer fists down on Cassi, who has to put up her hands to block. HBG moving her attention, trying to get Mawu off, who obliges, rolling off and yelling to the crowd.
Crowd: WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD! WE WANT BLOOD!
Monica: And they are demanding a sacrifice! Mawu returning to Cassi and grabbing her by the head! CASSI RESPONDS WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF MAWU’S HEAD FROM THE GROUND. Mawu reeling back and Cassi with a kip up! SUPERKI-CAUGHT! MAWU CATCHING THE SUPERKICK! ENZUGURI!!! ENZUGURI BY CASSIOPEIA!!! MAWU DROPPING TO THE GROUND!!!
Cam: And wait, look back to Candice!! Candice hooking the legs of Bianca…small package? No! Lifting her off the ground! Bianca is in no man’s land up there! POWERBOMB! BIANCA WITH A POWERBOMB!!! COVER!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Early kick out by Bianca. Candice looking annoyed but what would you expect, this match just barely began. Candice can’t get frustrated this early. Especially because it looks like more action is happening. Chantal still lighting up Bre with kicks and now moving over, trying to get her arm locked. Makeshift Fujiwara trying to be applied here, but Bre struggling out of it. Bre getting up to her feet, Bre at a stand and throwing a haymaker right into the front of Chantal’s skull!
Monica: Chantal breaking the hold and eyes going wide. She just got her bell rung, and Bre has some fight! Bre now with a kick to the stomach, and another punch to the head. Combination striking here and finishing it with final haymaker, knocking Chantal to the ground. Chantal may just have been knocked out. HBG starting up the count for her!
ONE!!!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
FOUR!!!!
FIVE!!!!
Cam: Wait! Chantal raising up her arm and pushing herself onto her knees, which breaks the count. Bre, shaking her head in shock…but Chantal is on her knees. That’s the perfect chance for her. Bre running right for her! CURB STOM-CHANTAL ROLLING AWAY FROM IT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME!
Monica: Mawu getting herself back to her feet now. Cassi measuring her, delivering a hard kick to her chest, but Mawu just screams back in rage. Like she didn’t even feel it! Cassi with another kick! Another scream by Mawu! And another kick! Mawu shaking, she’s feeling some kind of energy here. Cassi running the ropes and Mawu responding with a forearm! Cassi ducking the strike, SPRINGBOARD!!! CROSSBODY!!! MAWU ROLLED THROUGH IT! MAWU HOLDING ON TO CASSIOPEIA FROM THE CROSS BODY!!! CASSI GETTING TOSSED INTO THE AIR, AND CAUGHT FOR A POWERBOMB!!!
Cam: The strength by Maw-NO!!! NO, SHE DIDN’T!!! CASSI LOCKING IN AN ARMBAR ON HER WAY DOWN!!! MAWU TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT, BUT CASSIE HAS THAT HOLD ON TIGHT!!! AND SHE HAS A LEG FREE, THROWING KICKS INTO THE SKULL OF MAWU!!! MAWU IS STARTING TO FADE, AND THE PAIN IN HER ARM MUST BE EXCRUCIATING!!!
Monica: I don’t know how you’d try to fight out of a hold like this. I don’t know if there is any way to fight out of a hold like this