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Donkey
Kong
was thinking about Disco Von Jesus again
.
Disco was a dumb he's fuucking Jesus with dong dongs
and
dong dongs
.
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{{Infobox character
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|image = [[File:Candy
Kong
- DK Jungle Climber
.
png|250px|center]]
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|caption =
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|aliases =
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|residence = [[Donkey Kong Island]]
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|family = [[Donkey Kong]] (boyfriend)<br>[[Kong Family]]
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|species = [[Kong]]
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|affiliations = The Kong Family
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|powers
and
abilities = Can seduce almost anyone with ease
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|enemies =
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|games = ''[[Donkey Kong Country]]'' <br>''[[Donkey Kong 64]]'' <br>''[[Donkey Kong Country 2]]'' (GBA)<br>''[[DK: King of Swing]]'' <br>''[[Donkey Kong Country 3]]'' (GBA)<br>''[[Donkey Kong Barrel Blast]]'' <br>''[[DK: Jungle Climber]]'' <br>''[[Super Smash Bros
.
Brawl]]'' (trophy cameo)
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}}
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Donkey walked over to
the
window
and
reflected on her pretty tight yo surroundings
. She
had always loved cool The Portal To Hell with its immense, icy it
's a
fuucking portal
to
hell
.
It was a place
that
encouraged her tendency
to
feel kerfuffled
.
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'''Candy Kong''' is a character of
the
[[Donkey Kong series|''Donkey Kong'' series]], created by Rare
and
owned by [[Nintendo]]
. She
is [[Donkey Kong]]
's
cousin<ref>http://www.nintendo.co.uk/Games/Game-Boy-Advance/Donkey-Kong-Country-266551.html</ref>, and she has been
a
minor ally a few times in his adventures. Contrary
to
being Donkey Kong's cousin, her ''Super Smash Bros
.
Brawl'' trophy entry states
that
she is rumored
to
be Donkey Kong's girlfriend
.
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Then she saw something
in the
distance
,
or
rather
someone
.
It was
the a
dumb figure of Disco Von Jesus
.
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==History==
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===''Donkey Kong'' platformers===
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====''Donkey Kong Country''====
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Candy Kong makes her first appearance
in
Donkey Kong's major 16-bit debut, ''[[Donkey Kong Country]]''. Candy is
the
first female Kong in the series
,
and the only female protagonist in the game. Her role in said game is to save the player's game at her own [[Candy's Save Point|Save Point]] in each world, which is notorious for being found
rather
late in a world (i
.
e. in [[Gorilla Glacier]],
the
player needs to finish five levels in
a
row before they could save their game)
.
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Donkey gulped. She glanced at
her
own reflection. She was an annoying
,
stupid, beer drinker with obese dongs
and
ugly dongs
.
Her friends saw her as
a
dry
,
dizzy drunk hobo
.
Once
, she
had even revived
a
dying
, and
armless legless blind deaf orphan
.
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However,
her
saving purpose is no longer needed in the remakes of ''DKC''
,
as the game can saved anywhere on the map in the [[Game Boy Color]]
and
[[Game Boy Advance]] ports
.
Instead of running
a
save point
,
she became the center of optional mini games alongside Funky, who also has a similar case
.
In the [[Game Boy Advance]] port
, she
ran
a
dance studio
, and
the music was completely different than her Save Point in the SNES version
.
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But not even an annoying person who
had
once revived
a
dying
, and
armless legless blind deaf orphan
,
was prepared for what Disco
had
in store today
.
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In the comic adaptation of ''DKC'', she gives the Kongs [[Squawks]] when they pass by, in order to get through a dark cave. Her save point appears nearby but is never used. In the [[Donkey Kong Country (TV series)|''Donkey Kong Country'' animated series]], Candy inevitably appeared, but looked far differently from the games. Candy
had a
quick tempered personality
, and
worked at the barrel factory run by [[Bluster Kong]]. Candy sometimes had a goal of buying the factory. Time to time
,
she
had
lunch with [[Donkey Kong]]. It's also worth noting [[King K. Rool]] had created a robotic version of Candy called [[Kandy Kong]]
.
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The raining blood teased like fondling kitty!, making
Donkey
pissed.
Donkey
grabbed
a
pretty great refrigerator
that
had been strewn nearby;
she
massaged it with her fingers
.
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====''
Donkey
Kong Country 2'' (Game Boy Advance)====
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Candy Kong was notably absent from the original ''[[
Donkey
Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest|Donkey Kong Country 2]]'' on the [[Super Nintendo]], however in the game's Game Boy Advance remake she has an appearance. Here she is
a
host in [[Swanky Kong]]'s [[Banana Bonanza]]. Her outfit notably changed to a white color only, but aside from
that
,
she
has no dialogue. Candy is also seen in the ending alongside other Kongs
.
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As
Donkey
stepped outside and Disco came closer
, she
could see
the
flat glint in his eye
.
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====''
Donkey
Kong Country 3'' (Game Boy Advance)====
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Candy also makes a very small cameo in the Game Boy Advance version of ''[[Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!|Donkey Kong Country 3]]''. In one of the boat mini games
, she
is one of
the
Kongs the player needs to rescue
.
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"I am here because I want a hamburger," Disco bellowed, in a retarded tone. He slammed his fist against
Donkey's
chest
,
with
the
force of 24 panda!!!
.
"I frigging hate you
,
Donkey
Kong.
"
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====''
Donkey
Kong 64''====
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Candy Kong
's
most major appearance was in ''[[Donkey Kong 64]]''. Candy sports a notably different appearance from the previous games
,
looking more teenager like. Candy provides music-based weapons for
the
DK Crew as they fight against the [[Kremling Krew]] once again
.
At the end of ''DK64''
,
Candy also distracts [[King K. Rool]] as [[Funky
Kong
]] fired his weapon at the King at the end of the final boss fight
.
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Donkey looked back
,
even more pissed
and
still fingering
the
pretty great refrigerator
.
"Disco
,
go fuuck yourself,"
she
replied
.
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===Racing games===
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====''Diddy Kong Pilot'' (2001 build)====
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As seen in a YouTube video by [[Rare]] member Transparentjinjo
,
Candy was to be a playable character in the 2001 build of ''[[Diddy Kong Pilot (2001 build)|Diddy Kong Pilot]]'' (not the 2003 build). When she is about to be selected, she is blocked in selection
and
has [[Redneck Kong]] be
the
playable instead
.
Though
, she
is also seen on the Dogfights animated photo above the mode's text "DOGFIGHTS"
.
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They looked at each other with chill feelings, like two dull
,
disgusted doggy! Awkwardly feeling at
a
very ugly Technicolor disco party
, which
had jazz music playing in
the
background and two insane uncles running
to the
beat
.
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====''Donkey Kong Barrel Blast''====
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In the game ''[[Donkey Kong Barrel Blast]]''
,
Candy Kong has the title of the only Kong in the game that is unplayable. Instead of being
a
controllerable character, she runs [[Candy's Challenges]]
, which
as
the
name implies, gives the player challenges
to
unlock characters. She appears in
the
cutscene seen when the cursor is passed over the Candy Challenges options, she seems to be choosing who is going to participate in her challenges, although only Donkey can participate, she may be as well choosing rivals for Donkey
.
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Suddenly, Disco lunged forward and tried to punch Donkey
in the
face
.
Quickly
,
Donkey grabbed
the
pretty great refrigerator
and
brought it down
on
Disco
'
s skull
.
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===Other appearances===
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[[File:Candy Kong - SSBB Trophy.png|thumb|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl'' trophy]]
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Candy makes minor appearances
in the
''DK'' series
.
In ''[[DK: King of Swing]]''
,
she is seen cheering
the
Kongs on,
and
got yet another look change - she is seen wearing a bikini top and very short shorts. In ''[[DK Jungle Climber]]'' Candy is seen in the intro as the Kongs have a vacation
on
[[Sun Sun Island]]. Despite the minority of the two appearances, she has her own official artwork. In
'
'[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]'', a collectible trophy of Candy Kong can be found
.
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Disco
's
dong dongs trembled and his dong dongs wobbled
.
He looked so happy
,
his body raw like
a
difficult, dead dildo
.
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'''Trophy description:'''
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:'''Candy Kong'''
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:''Donkey Kong
's
rumored girlfriend--although nobody is quite sure if the rumor is true
.
With Candy's looks and elegance
,
she would be quite the catch. There's
a
mode in Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast where Donkey Kong must compete according to Candy's requests
.
Candy is also known to have run a music shop. ''
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:*SNES ''Donkey Kong Country''
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:*N64 ''Donkey Kong 64 ''
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Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto
the
ground
.
Moments later Disco Von Jesus was dead
.
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===Character Description===
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Candy Kong has blue eyes, her hair is blond that on length goes slightly below her shoulders. She is
the
only female Kong that uses makeup, she uses a pink lipstick and has blue eye shadows, she also has pink nails. Her clothing consists of pink bikini top, with her name in it, and pink mini-shorts with a belt on them
.
Her fur has shades of pink
.
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Donkey Kong went back inside
and
made herself
a
nice drink of beer
.
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In her first appearance, her clothing was a pink swimming suit and wore a pink bow with white dots. Her eye shadows were pink. Her hair was shoulder-length
and
had
a
short bang with curly hair at the sides (similar to Dixie's current appearance). Her fur was brown
.
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THE END
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In Donkey Kong 64, she had the same makeup as her current appearance. She wore a pink mini-short with a black belt and a pink short-sleeve top. She also wore headphones, and for the first and only time wore pink and white shoes. Her fur was brown.
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In the remake of Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest, she wore a purple dress.
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In the cartoons, she had orange short hair. Her clothing consisted of a white t-shirt, blue mini-shorts and a black belt. She also wore a light blue band and had light brown fur. She wore earrings and golden bracelets
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==Gallery==
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<gallery>
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File:CandyDKC.PNG|''[[Donkey Kong Country]]''
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File:Candy Save Point.png|Candy next to her Save Point
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File:Candy Kong - DK King of Swing.png|Candy Kong in ''DK: King of Swing''
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File:Candy Kong - SSBB Trophy.png|Candy's trophy from ''[[Super Smash Bros. Brawl]]''
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File:CartoonCandy.jpg|Candy Kong in the TV series
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</gallery>
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== References ==
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<references />
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{{Kong Species}}
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{{DK64C}}
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{{Barrel Blast PCs}}
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[[Category:Females]]