5 REASONS WHY SHE LEFT YOU
Now you didn’t think that I’d go off on the ladies and not get in you men’s asses did ya? DID YA!?!?!?!??! Now a lot of you empty headed negroes out there (and when I say negroes that’s all races and faces from all places.) Now, a lot of you empty headed negroes swear to Magna Carta Holy Grail, that the dick is the creme de la creme. No… this is not so. You gotta understand something my brothas… Your dick being so good depends on how lonely that woman is, where she is emotionally and her experience in having good dick, you see, yawl don’t hear me so let me break it down real quick.
When you come across a woman…that knows some good dick, you cant dickmatize her. You can stall her ass out til she find some good di*k that’s attached to a better man, but um yeah news flash buddy… you ain’t all that! UNLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This hoe has never had no good rod before. You know some bitches get good dick and go stupid for years. That’s a bitch that’s not use to shit and that doesn’t know the worth of her pussy, hell her pussy probably not even worth shit and he put some value on it, you know, opened some corner pockets, reupholstered her pussy and made it quint for the first time in ever… now she dumb. But even her dumb ass will smarten up eventually and hell if she lonely or got low self-esteem she’s going to look at you like your King Joffy Joffa out this bitch. But you aint special! LOL she’s just in a mental rut right now and as soon as she smarten up and decide you aint shit, then you won’t be shit.
Can we talk about it ladies????
Let me explain to you men what we don’t like about you DESPITE what you think you may have to offer.
1. SENSITIVITY: Ralph Tresvant got you ni**as fucked up. I don’t think he meant be a bitch ass and not stand up for yourself as a man when he sang that song. I think he meant a man that is in tune with a woman’s emotions and feelings. You Crying McKnight type of men that whine over everything, get upset over things, wanna beef with your lady about dumb shit just to get on her nerves. We don’t like that shit B! STOP IT! Dry our tears not our pussy, with ya winey mandela ass. You a sucka and women don’t like suckas. We don’t like a man we can boss and kick around, we don’t RESPECT that kind of man. Period!
2. DICK RIDER: Women naturally are attracted to men who are leaders, men who make them feel safe, protected, wanted, covered. Men who make their own decisions run their own show. How the hell can a woman feel that way when you’re busy admiring and dick riding the next man like a fatherless son?!??! huh? Who are you leading and protecting when you’re up in the next man face looking to him for guidance, your lost ass… We don’t like followers and if we feel as if you can’t guide us, lead us, protect us, show us, teach us, we will leave your ass! Queens date Kings not peasants. Not only that!!!!!!!!!! You listen to your friends! You don’t have a mind of your own. Your mans and dem run your relationship. You’re too afraid to love your woman and be good to her because your friends got some shit to say???? We don’t like that shit. Now your just corny as fuck. And no woman wants a corny ass dude on her arm. Ladies, next time your man’s friends get involved give them your lingerie and tell your man, “Good Luck in getting a hard on off of craig and dem rocking ya thongs and boy shorts.”
3. BROKE: Yeah yeah yeah shut up….. women like things, I don’t give a fuck what you say Sista Souljah!!! Keep it one hunnet with yourself. Shit even India Arie need a nigga that can afford to buy her head wraps and coco butter so don’t even start that money doesn’t matter shit. IT DOES MATTER! Its not just about a man having money to care for you or being able to take you out etc, but a man having SOMETHING GOING ON FOR HIMSELF TO REPRESENT YOU as a couple! We grown people here, this aint for no fuck niggas. I’m talking about grown men and women, making a living, working doing what they have to do. What is your grown ass doing coming around with NOTHING? No ma’am and no sir. We don’t want you broke and we don’t want you cheap either. Hell cheap is worse than broke. Fellas HAVE YOUR OWN. Just like you expect a woman to. Don’t be broke trying to mooch off of your girl. That’s going to cause problems maaaaaaaaan! Broke men are angry men because men can’t function when their money is funny and why come into some woman’s life with that bullshit? We don’t like it and we will leave your no ambition linty pocket ass, yes we will… In between jobs, falling on hard times, I can dig it baby….. I got your back, shit happens….but you’re always in the trenches and in a rut? Miss a real woman with that sob story. Sounds like a con artist if you ask me. Shit, bill collectors at my door? What can you do for meeeeeee? Ohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4. POSSESSIVE *SLAPS FOREHEAD* look man go find ya kids and boss them around. Go find ya younger siblings, I don’t know, but you can’t come up in some grown woman life trying to tell her what to do. Now low key yes women, like a man that is a tad bit authoritive. Just a tad. And when I say authoritive. Its not about telling a woman what to do, its about what you make her do simply because of the man you are. A real man doesn’t have to boss his woman around to get his point across. How he moves, determines how his woman moves. So fellas, all that, you can’t go, you not going, where you going, no you can’t shit? Get the fuck outta here. You soft duke, you weak, go find ya kids with that shit.
5. YA DUMB ASS: You have women that have nothing to offer but what’s between their legs and guess what. There are some men out there like that too. We don’t like dick for nothing. We don’t like it when you think your dick solves all of our problems. We don’t like it. We don’t like when we are having a serious moments and you think fucking us good will make our issues go away. No YOU go away with that! It’s rather insulting to a grown ass seasoned woman. We don’t like when all you talk about is your dick, how good, big it is. SO!??!?!?! Women love men that can talk to them, have conversation about a variety of things! You ain’t nothing but a Boymbo.. a male Bimbo and once we realize you’re trying to run game on us and all you really have to offer is ya dick, you’re gonna become our side bitch. Yes, bitch ass dudes with good peen can become side bitches too with ya dumb asses, just like a dumb bitches with good pussy is only good for being your side bitch. She’s not that busy homebody, she’s just not that into you dummy. Now take your dick and tuck it…. #Message!
NOW DO MY LADIES RUN THIS MUTHA$(&(_&%#*???????
-ByAyanaEllis
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