2015-03-23

‘Sup Babies?

Things have changed.

I am 32.

I am tan.

I voluntarily blow dried my hair this morning.

…with the exception of some flyaways, I am happy with the results.

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The purpose of today’s post was to notify you of my absence the remainder of the week, so you can plan your ganj accordingly.

I am so considerate.

I am off to California to see la familia and my six ojos gigantes! Weeeeee.

It’s going to be in the 90’s, which means I basically need to pack nothing. I am so happy I might cry.

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Don’t worry. This brief hiatus is reinspiring me to blog a better game because I get to listen to more podcasts, read more books (current read: YES PLEASE!), and grade dozens of exams and homework assignments.

I’d like to make it clear that when I travel, my time is spent learning more about subjects of substance. It’s strictly educational.

I never buy trash mags. I am not known to drop $10 on three magazines (US Weekly, In Touch, Life & Style Weekly) that show and talk the same bullshit. It’s out of the question. Swear.

Ask HB.

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I’ll leave you with some food for thought, brought to you by Amy Poehler.

HIT IT more than once…and HARD.



I’m out. MUAH.

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XOXO

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