‘Sup Babies?
Things have changed.
I am 32.
I am tan.
I voluntarily blow dried my hair this morning.…with the exception of some flyaways, I am happy with the results.
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The purpose of today’s post was to notify you of my absence the remainder of the week, so you can plan your ganj accordingly.
I am so considerate.
I am off to California to see la familia and my six ojos gigantes! Weeeeee.
It’s going to be in the 90’s, which means I basically need to pack nothing. I am so happy I might cry.
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Don’t worry. This brief hiatus is reinspiring me to blog a better game because I get to listen to more podcasts, read more books (current read: YES PLEASE!), and grade dozens of exams and homework assignments.
I’d like to make it clear that when I travel, my time is spent learning more about subjects of substance. It’s strictly educational.
I never buy trash mags. I am not known to drop $10 on three magazines (US Weekly, In Touch, Life & Style Weekly) that show and talk the same bullshit. It’s out of the question. Swear.
Ask HB.
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I’ll leave you with some food for thought, brought to you by Amy Poehler.
HIT IT more than once…and HARD.
I’m out. MUAH.,
XOXO
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