Goodness gracious, have the Browns lost their direction with this divorce and remarriage or what?
I almost wish for the old days when the family (or a parental unit) would take a quick trip down to Disneyland for some R&R. Every single month. Or when Meri and Kody would leave town for their anniversary and you could always tell when it was anniversary time because Meri would flood her twitter feed with comments talking about her "Lover" this or "Lover" that.
I miss how Kody would begrudgingly throw Christine a few crumbs of attention by taking her to a dinner and a gondola ride, if she was lucky, on her birthday or anniversary. Or taking Janelle on a "business" trip to the boonies of Arizona for their anniversary.
Those days are now gone, it appears. At least for the present.
It seems the backlash from Kody's divorce and marriage to the New Mrs. Kody Brown in order to "legally restructure" his family was a bit more than the general viewing public could bear.
And now the Browns are in overdrive trying to rehabilitate their "image" that they are still a wonderful family, like the Duggars but without all that religious stuff to keep the separate parental units together.
Damage Control is a bitch.
Yep, it seems polygamy has taken another couple of steps backward, thanks to the Browns. It makes me wonder what they will do next, besides creating the New Mrs. Kody Brown's fanpage.
We can only hope it's not a Kody Brown fanpage. Please...
So what have the Browns been doing lately? Well, Christine's birthday was on April 18th. What was unusual was the uncharacteristic cheerfulness exhibited by Kody and his new bride Robyn.
Happy Birthday @rosecolored6! I am so glad you were born lassie! Love you!
— Robyn Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) April 18, 2015
Christine, if I were you, I'd throw away any food the New Mrs. Kody Brown prepared for you, especially if it was piece of fruit, like an apple.
I'd like to dedicate this song to my Sweet Christine on her birthday, this morning. Thanks @joshherbert ! https://t.co/fOYlv3PtHY
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) April 18, 2015
That tweet has Robyn's fingerprints all over it. When has Kody EVER tweeted something so sickeningly sweet to Christine?
We are talking major damage control here!
What a difference a few years and a divorce can make. No more tweets calling Kody Lover, or teasing what flavor of ice cream would best describe their marriage. Meri's twitter silence was deafening.
Happy Anniversary @realkodybrown and @MeriBrown1! 25 years! What an amazing journey! Here's to 25 more amazing years. I ♡ u two!
— Robyn Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) April 21, 2015
Happy 25th anniversary @MeriBrown1 !! Let's find all the magic we can in 25 more. I love you! #meri&kodysilver pic.twitter.com/icRmLkB7me
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) April 21, 2015
HAPPY 25th ANNIVERSARY! @MeriBrown1 This pick just after our honeymoon. #meri&kodysilver pic.twitter.com/bs49n5Edfj
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) April 21, 2015
Not one tweet in return from Meri. Love is strange, and so is divorcing your legal husband of 25 years because HE wanted to restructure HIS family, legally.
At least Robyn doesn't appear to hold any grudges against the Original Three Sister Wives....or does she?
pic.twitter.com/pDcMjgMADE
— Robyn Brown (@LuvgvsUwngs) April 19, 2015
And talking about grudges, looks like Robyn and Kody were invited to a swanky Celebrity Auction at an Art Gallery.
Join @LuvgvsUwngs , me and @vladimir_kush this Saturday at Ceasar's Palace, Kush Fine Art pic.twitter.com/jT25Xzbi7F
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) April 23, 2015
How nice of Kody to invite his followers to an event being held in an art gallery at Caesar's Palace. And Kody, autocorrect is your friend!
And how nice of Robyn to retweet Kody's tweet to her followers she hasn't blocked, including the Original Three Sister Wives in the cul-de-sac. Just in case they didn't see it the first time...
It must have been a shock when Kody realized no one inside was asking to take their picture. Luckily, outside the Art Gallery, Kody was able to coerce a passerby to take a picture for posterity (and twitter to prove he actually was there)
@vladimir_kush and @LuvgvsUwngs right now! ;-) pic.twitter.com/OIBuyoO2f6
— Kody Brown (@realkodybrown) April 25, 2015
Kody doesn't look "dressed" for the occasion. From the pictures I saw, the men who attended were dressed casually, but had the good fashion sense to wear their shirts tucked into their pants, rather than hanging out. Like Mr. Robyn Brown...
At least it appears Kody must have picked up a new "fan" as well as a painting. Let's hope Robyn refrains from going all #blockingspree on them in the future!
Back to Meri. Her tweet timeline was suspiciously missing any mention of her aniversary, so uncharacteristic from her old habit of calling Kody "Lover" over and over and over, again.
Then, out of the blue there's this tweet, made on the same day Kody tweeted what he and the new Mrs. would be doing that following Saturday at Caesar's Palace....
Took a little "ski" trip on my knees down my stairs today. Pretty graceful, if I do say so myself. Knees are starting to feel it! Lol!
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) April 24, 2015
And she showed her followers how she is a bonafide college student, by tweeting a picture of her UNLV Student ID...
Why is is that my student ID can look this decent, but my drivers license is so, NOT! Lol! pic.twitter.com/t53kgcnG1U
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) April 25, 2015
She also took time out of HER busy day to tweet about a bonus kid, in this case Mykelti, unlike a particular sister wife who shall remain nameless but is the new legal Mrs. Kody Brown...
Saw this and thought of you @Mykelti15_B :) pic.twitter.com/Bdl22X83yY
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) April 26, 2015
and this interesting tweet about human behavior...
Uhhhhh, ya, something like that.... Lol! pic.twitter.com/kNpLfbrKLZ
— Meri Brown (@MeriBrown1) April 26, 2015
Yesterday, Meri took yet another stumble. Call me silly, but this doesn't sound normal...
Not to mention her continuing insomnia problem...
We get it Meri. You are tweeting this stuff to generate interest in your reality show. Enough already. We promise we will watch the next season, we promise!
[It's really hard typing with crossed fingers!]
Janelle had a lot to celebrate...Two of her boys went to their High School Prom....
My 3 handsome men before 2 head to prom. I'm so proud of them and honored to be their mother. pic.twitter.com/tDFQIXVOPe
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) April 18, 2015
And she painted Las Vegas Red with her booking agent the night before Kody and Robyn's Art Gallery appearance...
Channeling (poorly LOL) Wayne and Garth for tonight's 80s Hairball to support Vegas animal rescues. @VegasRockDog pic.twitter.com/w0T3MStAOb
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) April 25, 2015
Just last Sunday, the family surprised her with an early Birthday Party...Hey, you don't think her party was filmed for the show do you?
Yesterday 4 the 1st time in my life I was actually surprised at a surprise bday. What a fun experience 2 cherish. Thanks to all my family!
— Janelle Brown (@JanelleBrown117) May 4, 2015
And last but not least, Robyn's MSWC, expertly managed by her CEO hubby, recently notified their FB fans that an interested third party actually had the guts to review some of their "products". But I wonder why they didn't send the expensive stuff? Read all about it...
We sent products to the Dream of Jeanie Blog and this is her review! Check it out! http://www.fashionyoulife.com/2015/04/blog-post.html?zx=aec34fed31ee4454
Posted by My Sisterwife's Closet on Tuesday, April 28, 2015
All I got to say is, I don't need to be sent "free" product in order to voice my opinion. The t-shirt looks like a child got a hold of a Sharpie and went to town. The ring is weird looking and was on sale in the bargain basement of MSWC. And I'm not 15, so I really don't want or need a plastic pastel colored watch. I asked a friend's daughter about a plastic MSWC watch and she doesn't want one either. She doesn't wear a watch she says. She looks at her phone for the time.
That's all for now, and remember, I Scour the Internet, so YOU don't have to...