A 17-point blown lead did not go over well with Iowa State fans
OSU travels to Ames undefeated. What could go wrong right? The Cowboys got more than they bargained for against Iowa State once again, giving OSU fans everywhere flashbacks of 2011. However, this time around the game was the complete opposite of the 2011 fiasco. After trailing 24-7 late in the first half, and 31-21 heading into the 4th quarter, the Cowboys found a way to once again escape with a road victory.
The Iowa State fans were loving every minute of the first half (and rightfully so). As things begin to unravel in the 2nd half, the good people over at Wide Right and Natty Light began to lose it. While we can certainly relate to 4th quarter collapses, the game thread made for some entertaining reading.
WARNING: WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS THE OPPOSITE OF G-RATED MATERIAL. OR AS ALLEN WOULD PUT IT...
PREGAME
Time's up lets do this
What a lovely day to beat down a cowboy
There's a 99.9% chance that Iowa State gets their asses beat.
Hey, way to go Riot Bros!
That oughta seal out any chances of Texas making a bowl
Yeah fuck texas. Nice job WV
Thanks!
Quiet ass game thread today
Quiet ass attendance.
KICKOFF
We blew our load last week
Anyone use watch ESPN? Also ever used p90x? I swear the music used for commercial breaks is the same track p90x menu used back in the day.
It's time, it's time ITS LANNING TIME!!!
There's been enough 2011 references to chug a beer. Drink up
Let's whoop these assless chap wearing cowgirls
1st and 10 at OKST 24
(13:10 - 1st) Joel Lanning 24 Yd Run (Cole Netten Kick) (OSU 0 ISU 7)
1000 yards that's some good shiznit
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Lanram says later jerk offs
What is this socercy?!?!?!?!
Went out, got the mail, came back to a Cyclone touchdown. The hell just happened?
Boom
Nice start boys
How many opening drive TD do we have over the last 6 years?
We footballed!
We fielded a team! That's all you can really ask for. Anything else is just greedy.
Joel Lanning's fake handoffs last so long you'd swear they were a breaking Madden glitch
Iowa State scored before there were 20 comments on this thread. No way that's not a record.
ISU comment threads where history happens
Johnny Majors update in next MMD. Anything else is unprofessional.
Too painful. Too soon!
Also, I'm taking credit as this is my first game watch and game thread all season
That's how you do it. I still think OSU's defense is more what they showed in the Tech game than against TCU.
And there it goes. Blew our load first drive
TWSS
Whelp, that was more missed tackles than I wanted to see on their first play...
Here comes a 15 yd cushion
Oh shit the D feeling froggy
Tribune wasn't playing like he trusted his safety over the top on that last play. Didn't back-pedal too much, just wasn't willing to risk breaking on the ball at the line.. :disappointed:
Let's go fuckers
3rd and 8 at ISU 16
(9:44 - 1st) Marcell Ateman 16 Yd pass from Mason Rudolph (Ben Grogan Kick) (OSU 7 ISU 7)
Well shit
Ah, but it took more than 2 minutes for them to score! Clearly we win!
Fuck
How many times has that happened to Tribune this season? Good god.
Well shit. There's the D we know and love.
Alright, Tribune is apparently overmatched against Aikman. Didn't look like he had any idea where the ball was until it was way too late.
Looks like we might have to make sure we always have some help on him.
their receivers are going to manhandle our secondary I can see it already
Yeah that's gonna be a problem
Nigel Tribune not covering anything. Newspaper Journalism is dead
Not enough twitter followers
The most pungent and vile excrement! These cowgirls are a collection of ninnies! Performing coitus with their bovine, that also happen to be their mothers!
Long fucking day for the secondary
I thought Tribue was good. Lately he's blown donkey dick
WVU fan here. Watching you guys play for the second time this year (LOVED THE Texas game), and it's really hard to understand how you guys are 3-6. It looks like you have a fairly respectable defense, and that running back looks tough. Gonna need all that and then some today against the pokes. Good luck!
Cheers riot bro
It's been better since we ditched Mangino.
BOOTYBOOTYBOOTYBOOTYROCKINEVERYWHERE
Lol. Nice fail
Cock sucking titty fucking Christ we can't chuck the ball backwards correctly
At least we're trying. That was still a bad fuck up though.
Warren has more than 1,000 yards this season.
IOWA STATE GONNA IOWA STATE shit
Warren fixed that shit quick
That lateral return play was a nice call
LANRAM!
Hey guy. Lanning will run your ass over
I wish Skylar Howard could run like that lol
Look what I found
Someone teach Lanram how to fucking slide
I like it better when he puts the safety on their back.
Lanram's spirit animal is a bus.
Grown-ass fuckin' man, that Lazard!
Seriously....how are you 3-6? Lol
Baylor, TCU. Mind fucjed on TTU. Blew Toledo game. Competitive w Iowa. Oh and OU is a near guarantee loss year over year.
I feel ya. F U Stoops
1st and 10 at OKST 24
(6:58 - 1st) Allen Lazard 24 Yd pass from Joel Lanning (Cole Netten Kick) (OSU 7 ISU 14)
HELL YEAH LAZARD!
FUCK YEA
Lazard goes beastmode
Dragging bitches to the end zone
Fuckity fuckity fuck yeah!
Weird shit happens in Ames Iowa and sometimes it involves football
This is like an actual offense with LANRAM at the helm....and minus Mangino.
94 yards like it's nothing QBs and receivers just running over their dudes
Don't forget warren slicing 25yds off on the first play. And Thomas catching the boink ball
There are just too many good plays to keep track of
Thank you for the reminder.
LANRAM. By air, by land, currently waiting for him to kick Okie Pokie ass by sea.
LanRam shoving his dick down Okie Lite's throat.
I love it. Gimme some more!
Rec, but would not watch.
Can't tell if I should be happy we are winning, or mad for making the Big 12 look bad...
Happy. Always be happy we are winning. Okie State was never gonna jump Baylor
Personally, for me ISU >> Big 12
However, I'm fairly contrarian and sometimes I just want to watch the world burn (figuratively speaking)
Happy. This is our destiny to ruin everything.
Yup; the BigXII doesn't deserve nice things.
We are the turd in the Big 12 punch bowl. We ruin everything
If we win out suddenly we're another "quality win" for Baylor
and Iowa
Gundy. I love that creeping into the back of his brain is this thought that ...oh fuck.
O line making the the cowpies their bitch
Tucker going apeshit
You've been...Tuckerstruck!
You've been Tuckerfucked?
I approve this AC/DC pun.
Carson really dropped the ball there. /badjoke
3 man rush gets pressure!
That drop across the middle happened a lot in 2011
Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a LANRAMslide
Who's taking who in the Big game tonight?
GROWN. ASS. MAN.
Operation Fuck You Big 12 in full effect
Oh baby! Keep giving it to them!!!
I just want to see Okie Lites mascot fall on his face
Creepy bastard
Okie light's Pistol Pete is about as creepy as the Burger King mascot. Same dazed-sex-offender-on-botox look in the face
What the hell did someone dowith my football team?
3rd and Lanning time. ChoooChoooo you're on the tracks
Fuckity fuckity fuck yeah!
WTF is going on?
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Dreams of a bowl game floating in my head
Stop it just stop it now
Much better than sugar plums
My god Lanning is fucking Oklahoma State up their ass with a massive cow dick
I have such a hard on right now.
I like how this is just an honest confession!
Get vangundy his man lube
This has been the best 1st quarter of ISU football ever
Here comes the fuckover by the refs?
think the reversal is correct actually
I respectfully disagree, but I am a bit biased.
I guess I saw the corner of the ball hit the ground
You guess? That ain't good enough.
I shouldn't have said "guess". I thought it hit the ground pretty clearly. But the game goes on!
Explain please?
One of the camera angles pretty clearly showed the tip of the ball hitting the ground, in my opinion. But I don't want to be hated
Wrong place bro...Politely....GTFO
Liberty is all right. No problem with dissenting opinions. We asked him to clarify. Not like he's a troll.
I know, that's why I disclaimered with politely. It's all good... Just need to get the anger out somewhere.
We're all friends! Also, Karma'd OSU for that call. I think the football gods have spoken.
Luv ya bro! Way to stick up for the little kid! But y'all are right this isn't the best place to talk these nuances.
Word.
Did we steal Okie's secret stuff? Or did they snort blow before the game?
Either way, Lanning is dick slapping Okie State all over the field
Guys, don't get too excited. But we're on pace for 900 yards of offense today.
BULLSHIT!
Dear refs....Go die.
I'm a captioner. My fingers are faster than yours.
BigXII refs strike again!
Here we go. Fucked by the officials again
Bend over gang -y'all clearly got screwed by the refs on that reversal. That was a clear catch.
Big 12 Refs cock-juggling thundercunts!
Thundercunt solid
How the fuck do you overturn that. No way there was indisputable evidence.
Fuck all refs!!!!!!! Cumquadt fuck sticks
refs can eat a bag of dicks
indisputable, my ass!
Fuck fuck fuck fuck goddamn big 12 operation fuck over Iowa State in full effect
Hang another on the fucking wall
Fuck the Big 12 Refs
"This can't be happening, let's fix it" -Big 12 refs
Tough to win a game playing 11 vs. 19
amen to that
After further review, the refs are shitmonkey cumquats.
We will need a bigger wall than the great wall of China soon
Fuck the Refs Fuck you you fucking fuckers.
Ref is a new swear jar word
It should be.. Fuck these useless pieces of fucking shit
It wasn't before?!
Is it bad that I'm not even mad?
4th and 2 at OKST 3
(3:04 - 1st) Cole Netten 21 Yd Field Goal (OSU 7 ISU 17)
Now it's personal. Time for our guys to let it all hang out on the field.
What's the goddamn reason for instant replay. To make sure the refs do their job and fuck overthrow cyclones. Get em Jamie
Just checking in to see if everyone else thought that was a terrible overturn of a touchdown. Yup, carry on.
Did you expect any different?
National media chiming in on twitter to call it terrible
Saw Pat Forde call it strange. Reminded me that he still owes us beers.
Need to stop missing on first contact
Fuck those Big 12 cocksucking ass pirates refs
Fuck the Big 12 refs with the Oakland Raiders
refs don't want ok state to lose
They've been getting questionable calls all year. Too many to be coincidence.
So you're saying T-Boone's $$ is finally paying off?
Need to check bank accounts for transfers from T. Boone Pickens
We need those kids from that San Antonio high school
True story, when I first heard about that, I withheld judgment until I heard what the refs did.
3 more quarters to win
Fuck the refs Has anyone said that yet? Just making sure.
Nope. Fuck the refs
Fuck the refs. Now with more feeling
Awesome first quarter completely ravaged my expectations!
Pretty sure the refs went to Iowa for one semester then graduated from Kirkwood
I feel dirty and used...Those refs didn't even give us a reach around....pervert bastards. I hope we wipe our bloody dick on them once it's cutoff by OkSt due to this malicious intent and gross corruption
Fuck the referees. Fuck the referees coming straight from the jack, always gotta put a cyclone down. Fuck...fuck fuck the referees
I get the fealing they were on the phone with the conference office during that review
It wont be good for the conference if we knock off OSU
well despite the typical big 12 bullshit calls we have definitely played well so far.
I just posted a new definition of Big 12 refs on urban dictionary-we will see if it gets accepted.
Fuck the Big 12 and theirs god damn awful ass clown officiating crews who are on their fucking hands and knees human centipeding the schools with money.
BIG 12 REFS CAN WE FIX IT
BIG 12 REFS NO! IT'S FUCKED!
Big 12 Refs: It's just never fucked up enough.
Goddamn it d keep these cow raping shit eaters out of the end zone
haha he curled into a ball
Luke knott has no memory of 2011. Except playing and winning the Missouri State Championship that night. Do your homework fuckers
4th and 10 at ISU 11
(13:22 - 2nd) Ben Grogan 28 yd FG MISSED
WIDE LEFT!
Hahahaha Wide left!
EAT THAT SHIT, REFS!
NOONAN!
WIDE LEFT WIDE RIGHT WHO GIVES A SHIT Happy Gillmore
Karma is a fucking bitch
Dare I say it....Wide Right lol
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HE FUCKED IT!!!! HE FUCKING MISSED!!!!!
Did that go over the upright again?
How much longer until they start throwing PI flags to give OSU first downs?
late third quarter
Review that MFers
After further review...the ruling on the field is confirmed...Touchdown OSU.
Cowgirl kicker needs a jump
FUCK YEAH LAN-RAM!!!
LANRAM!!! Bitches
Big 12 ref world We've got shirts of white black stripes too. We review plays just to fuck you and we say to our selves it's a Big 12 world
Lanram it down!
Man crushing hard on Lanning
Line picked up that blitz like ballers there. We used a D-lineman as an extra blocker on the LB on that huge scramble.
Cram it down their throats
Offense is like. Fuck the refs we will just ass rape the cowboys on the ground
They love the cock
Don't give me blue balls here..
Lanning is a fucking MAN!!!!!
Lanning just won't quit he's a certified badass
Do you know who I am? I'm the motherfucking Lanram
Wow. Screw Mangino. Lanning should have been playing all year.
FUCK THE REFS!
1st and 0 at OKST 1
(9:29 - 2nd) Joshua Thomas 1 Yd Run (Cole Netten Kick) (OSU 7 ISU 24)
Wear those sirens out
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Review THAT!
Try taking that away douchenozzels
Don't turn it over. Get first downs.
Win this game.
Fuckity fuckity fuck yeah!
I cant believe what im watching If we keep playing like this I dont think even big XII refs can rob us.
defense now.....
Rule of 24! Drink!
Operation BigXII chaos
Remember the fast start against TCU?
Remember the 2nd half against Baylor?
Remember the shutout of Texas?
We know this team can play.
Keep it going, men!
4 drives
6 plays, 75 yards, Touchdown
6 plays, 94 yards, Touchdown
6 plays, 53 yards, Touchdown Field Goal
11 plays, 80 yards, Touchdown
block in the back bottom of the screen
Block in the back on the return? Hello?
What the hell is going on there in Ames? Did the teams switch uniforms before the game? Virgin sacrifice? Soul sold to Satan?
STAY IN THE BASEMENT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING, RUDOLPH!
D tackling???
What the fuck is going on here
Scrum
that pile movement was rather embarassing
Stacked up for 5 seconds and didn't blow a whistle. Do these shitgoblins want people to get hurt?
I'm a captioner. My fingers are faster than yours.
Great fucking coverage Peavy
Good pass coverage? who are these guys??
The band sounds amazing!!!!
Is that guy's job to grab Wally's shirt And make sure he doesn't wander onto the field?
Gotta keep the 74 year old goblin safe
No review at least on that catch?
Thought the ball could have moved But, you know, why look?
I was a little surprised, but I think it would have been confirmed. Didn't look like he ever even picked up his one foot.
Wow looked like the entire o line dropped for a chop block
Guys we are tackling in space and shit!?!
need a stop here big time
I'm a man. I'll call time out
What the fuck is going on I came back from a birthday party and somehow it seems to be 2011.
I HAVE TO GO SAVE VEISHEA!
Someone call Criss Angel. Cause you just got MINDFREAKED!
I haven't been impressed with Alabama's wide receivers all year...But what Ridley just did.... damn.
Also..If Tribune doesn't pull his head out of his ass he may single handedly keep OSU in this game and let them win it.
CAN WE STOP GIVING UP 3RD AND LONG AS FUCK?????
I'm sorry, but Tribune sucks.
Dude he gives up like 4", Tribune is solid its just a mismatch no matter who you match him up with
If this were the first game where he's looked lost, I'd agree with you.
Jesus he's good
Who is? Tribune? Not so much.
Their receiver who could finger bang a giraffe and still keep a foot in bounds
I thought I saw the very corner of his knee down before he got in
doesn't matter if it was or wasn't we'll never get the call
Big 12 refs got the call right because not Iowa State.
Review it! May as well fuck them too refs. Unless you're lubing up to come at us again.
Well. At least we'll still have a two touchdown 10 point lead.
Right? This game feels weird in a good way. Let's see what the offense does after a long ass break.
WTF are these announcers smoking? When did they change their mind on our touchdown? Must have gotten an envelope from T. Boone
Motherfuckers
2nd and 0 at ISU 1
(2:14 - 2nd) Chris Carson 1 Yd Run (Ben Grogan Kick) (OSU - 14 ISU 24)
Time for some more skull fucking from the offense
Yes indeed
Good run Ryen, good recovery Lazard you grown-ass man.
Lazard does a great job of watching for that when he blocks
que defensive lapse to end the 2nd quarter
#PuntU
#punterU
And that's how we cede the momentum.
dammit If we give up a score, I will be pissed!
Yeah, someone from Okie State gave these announcers money. They're suddenly slobbering all over Cowboy dick.
Photoshop!
I'm guessing there are very few former punters commenting here...So I'll just say, as a former punter, the feeling you get when you drop a punt like that is amazing. And it is also not easy.
#PuntersArePeopleToo
In cyclone country we love our punters. They are our best offense most years
Punter U right? Gotta say, our punters aren't THAT good. They're good, but...meh.
Yea, but compared to our offense? They're good.
That's why I said most years. I'm checking all the way back to Walden's Offense
Quit sucking OSU cock announcers. You got some cowboy cum on your chin
So they called a timeout so they could take a knee. Way to waste everyone's time.
HALFTIME (OSU 14 ISU 24)
Good fucking half men
Goddamnit Coaches make fucking adjustments and don't screw the pooch
Their coaches will. Ours probably will not
But we dropped Mangino.
Your new name is amazing.
hah Thanks. I'm not super creative, so that was my best shot.
You mean we can't just quit and call this a moral victory? I'd like to get started gameplanning for a bowl.
Won the first half No doubt about it
I really want to believe but I'm afraid the coaching staff will find a way to fuck this one up like always
I'll say again...
Don't turn it over.
Get first downs.
Win game.
But also maybe find someone better than Tribune to play corner....wait, shit. We're screwed.
I think Aikman is just a really good WR.
Tribune just needs some actual safety help, which has been pretty deep and not much of a factor on those throws they've completed to him imho.
Those throws to the sideline you can't really rely safety help can you? I'm actually wondering. The most I know about football is how to punt it :smile:
I'm thinking if you cheat the safety over more to help negate the double move you can free up tribune to try to get underneath and disrupt the pass before it reaches Aikman. So, more than just usual safety help. Obviously that would leave some other holes though. But just my uninformed opinion.
For all that is holy. Please Wally and Stan make the right half time adjustments and do not zig directly into the Cowboys zag or worse yet just keep doing what you've been doing.
Well dang. I have to go to my daughter's choir concert. I didn't expect to be this happy. Now I have wait and watch the recording.
What's your number I'll text you the results. Just kidding don't put your number on this forum!
Bunch of degenerates, we are.
I would be so pissed! My mom and dad are alums and they used to call at the end of games and scream Go Cyclones if thy won. On more than one occasion this ruined my time shift. They are now trained
Do it, we'll be nice-ish...On second thought, ISU upsets trump choir. Can you use watchESPN?
Will only post one, maybe 2 ads. With the number on Craigslist casual encounters
And send you only 2, maybe 3 nudes. Brett Favre style. Don't forget, our jeans have a U-shape. More room for your package.
I feel like I've seen this movie. OSU scores after half and we cling to the lead but ultimately this ends in heartbreak.
Nailed it
START OF THE 2ND HALF
Let's come out strong
Held us and we still fucking stuffed that ass
Unsung hero so far is the Kickoff coverage. They have given us GREAT field position
Tucker the Fucker of your QB!!!
Tucker is not impressed by your scramble.
Tucker the new Terminator. T-2015
I'd take a T-1000 though...If it were legal to have blade hands.
Dammit called that before they even snapped it 1 on 1 coverage will not cut it
Fuck. We are Iowa State again
Defense!
que turnover
Good job D!
Dammit.
Crizzlepap!! That means "fuck".
PICK THAT!
Shitdrizzle
DALE!!!
Ghosts of the grass strike again
Fucknuckers
make a fucking 3rd down stop im begging you
Need a fucking turnover
3rd and long we're fucked
IOWA FUCKING STATE
It's like Duck Hunt
FUCK WHERE IS THE PUSH OFF
Was there most of the drive. Not that last play though.
You mean the refs are helping Okie Light? Fucking shocked
Stop fucking giving up 3rd and fucking long
God fucking dammit
1-1 is not cutting it with Aikman on those... I don't know what we need to do, but something needs to happen
I know we have to cover the whole field but we realy do need to double him whenever possible otherwise he will win this game by himself
If your name is Sam Richardson your ass belongs on the bench. I haven't missed #4 at all this season
Fuck this goddamn shit loving song too
Luke Bryan embodies everything that is douchey
Oh, another country song about trucks.
1st and 0 at ISU 1
(8:44 - 3rd) J.W. Walsh 1 Yd Run (Ben Grogan Kick) (OSU 21 ISU 24)
LOLz announcers "moral victory". Well, Iowa State made them take seven minutes to score"
Damn it time to return fire
Awwww piss out my ass....this dildo of reality is going to hurt. Now we are going to get skullfucked so hard we'll be able to tell our children the time we watched our asses be kicked.
And the refs have obliged....Sweeeeeeet.
Lanning needs to shove his Moby Dick down this OSU defense.
We're starting to look Iowa State-ish
Run it down their throat Score a TD and kill these fuckers
Blitz on 3rd down. Get beat. Keep everyone back on 3rd down. Get beat anyway. That's frustrating.
your fucking me
Is Iowa State going to have to strangle a ref?
Wayne Brady
I did change it from "choke" to "strangle" for grammatical purposes.
oh...these fucking announcers
They can fuck right off.
So one team can push off, but the other team can't mmmmmkay.
That was pretty egregious though. Montgomery used both hands.
Get of that Cowboy cock announcers
These announcers really enjoy deep-throating OSU
They must have silky smooth balls that taste delicious.
Announcers are assclowns.
Can the TV guys please quit sucking OSU's dick Its really sad honestly
hope bottles get thrown at the refs after this game
Brokeback Mountain was a documentary of these announcers and Oklahoma State
So was Boku No Pico.
Mike Warren is a MAN
Order a hit on the refs. I don't care if it gets someone suspended or arrested. Send a message.
I want to see a live murder of a zebra on national TV.
Here u go
here comes another one!
Yeah, that's a terrible spot, refs.
worst. officiating. ever.
They'll give him just enough to not be a 1st
Doesn't matter Rhoads will go for it and Warren is breaking off a 40+ yard run.
This review brought to you by...Boone Pickens pocket book
Fucking cowboy cum chugging refs
Based on where the chains were, this should be really fiducking close. Unless Warren's dick hit the ground sooner.
And after review spot is now at 4th and 5.
This review sponsored by KY LUBRICANTS
If we're going by dick dragging, he's down as soon as he touches the ball.
I regret that I have but one rec to give for this post
Reply fail
refs certainly have their favorites
GO FOR IT!!!!!!
HORSESHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Riverboat Rhoads says fuck you!
Here's the vine already.
Eat Warren's fat fucking cock. You dick bags
Suck it, refs. Then choke on it.
Find a big whiteboy throw a 32 jersey on him and put him in the backfield
Fuck you refs. Warren is the man.
We're gonna fuck your turdcutter now refs!!!! Prepare yourselves!!!!
Fuck you, Refs, says Warren.
The explanation that the ESPN crew just gave is accurate by the rules...and by the camera angles it is SUCH BULLSHIT that they couldn't respot that ball.
Also, JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST
Que long Lanning scramble
It's 3rd and Lanning
what are they doing to mike at the bottom of the pile?
Do we get two wins if we win the 19 on 11 battle? That would really help our slim bowl chances.
I like how we have a drive of the game feature. Midway through the 3rd
These refs are cum guzzling queens for T. Boone
Shit. Warren's done.
thats not good
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!
Accidental post. Ha ha. Just like that OSU touch.
Aaaaaannnnd we're fucked
Lotsa facemask in that pile
No shit. It looked like he was trying to rip his head off.
4th and 10 at ISU 44
(3:32 - 3rd) Colin Downing punt for 32 yds, downed at the OKSt 24
nope......this will go for OSU
Oh god the officials are discussing it
They'll overturn it upon review
Fuck yea!
Well there's a call in our favor. We'll see if it stands.
Here comes the bullshit overturn again
Not a chance this fucker stands
We are going to get screwed again aren't we?
Shit. They didn't touch it.
i hate to say it it never touched him
We're reviewing this so we can overturn it.
I fucking love that they didn't call holding on 12.
Were fucked
Judging by those replays. Belongs to OSU?
Yeah.
Shit
Balls
Cowboys, refs and announcers can eat the corn out of my shit.
definitely their ball
I'm fine with them overturning this.
I think that would be the right call, but...I'm not fine with it... I might be biased
I hate getting screwed on reviews. But I can't honestly say we should have kept that.
These announcers are happy that it's OSU's ball. Fuck them in their goat ass
Can't argue with this overturn
They owe us one though....We've fluffed them enough...
One?
Sure you can. It's easy peasy. Say it with me, loud and proud now Fuck the Refs
who are the play by play guys for espn in this one?
These guys?
These reviews
Holy trash stash
1st and 10 at OKST 35
(2:56 - 3rd) Mason Rudolph pass complete to Blake Jarwin for 3 yds Blake Jarwin fumbled, forced by Levi Peters, recovered by IowSt Levi Peters
That's ours. That's OURS!
it's ours but we won't get it
That strip was amazing.
This better be called a fumble. Anything else should result in ref murder.
FUCK YEAH
Levi Peters!!!!!!
Over turn that you cow fuckers
FUCKING YES! Get some Peters!
That was beautiful!
Wait gotta review it so we can overturn it
They'll say that it belongs to the ground so OSU gets it back
Fuck that would have been an awesome catch
Wow. I really didn't expect Warren back.
Great news I expected the worst
It really didn't look good at all.
That is great news.
He had to tuck that anaconda back into his pants
I wonder if he knows you can't have those in the residence halls.
Bundrage shortarmed another.
Coverage by Mike Hunt-er!
I hate people who cheer when players get hurt but...hopefully he dosnt come back in. we need all the help we can get
He fucking tee Rex armed that attempt at a catch
LOL
Wow still finishing up them butterfingers from holloween
Even the announcers can't see the PI in the review....fuck this bias shit.They must hate global warming too...
What's that cowboy?
So...Shut out UT, then knock OSU out of playoff contention. How do you like ISU's chances to win the MAC next season?
Big Ten West contenders for sure!
No shit. If you're even in the discussion to win the MAC your team would walk through the Big 10 West.
I think we beet Toledo in a rematch easily
GOD DAMMIT LANNING!
Lanning going SBR. Nope he's the Lanram fucking running and he finally slid
LANRAM!!!!
3RD AND LANNING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
EAT SHIT YOU COCK GOBBLING REFS
1st and 10 at OKST 21
(2:04 - 3rd) Joel Lanning 21 Yd Run (Cole Netten Kick) (OSU 21 ISU 31)
LANRAMMER!!
With apologies to graphik
Review THAT!
Our guy blocked that fucker clear out of the end zone.
STOP, FORREST!!! Some say he's still blocking him to this day.
Good. They deserve it.
MAG-Fucking-Nificent!!!!!!!
Woohoo Lanning!
ChooChoo the Lanram express arriving in the end zone
Review that Cockgobbling refs
1st and 10 at ISU 35
(2:04 - 3rd) IOWA ST Penalty, Unsportsmanlike Conduct (Allen Lazard) to the IowSt 20
FRAGS SO MANY FRAGS
Aaand another made up call
That is such bullshit but whatever. POINTS
wtf?
onside kick?
With Lazard's intensity i don't even care that he got a penalty
Fuck you refs eating chocolate starfish of OSU
Austin. Bring Back the Bow and Arrow. Fuk what cpr says
Barry fuckface Switzer made me this potty mouth dick you see today
Not in this game. Flags not acceptable.
Neither is shitty officiating, but that's happening
Lazard blocked him until they left the endzone. Last time I checked legal blocks are legal as long as they are in the field of play.
It was time for that Fucker to go home
I am getting off tonight!!!! This is football porn at its best.
At that point, should you just kick it out of bounds?
You could But I think then the ball would be placed at the 50.
Well Jameis did it so I guess it's Crabby McStealerson.
he had a redshirt year
BALLS
uh-oh
etracted
It's getting Hilton loud in there
Peavy is insane tonight
A stop on 3rd and long
I am sick of these annoucers
Yay, Peavy's a Houston kid.
scary pass, lanning
Don't fucking go conservative Get the sand out of your vagina cpr. Go for the kill Sturdy
Daring the sweet Caroline curse.
Not sure if you guys follow him but TedFlintKansas is hilarious on twitter today
Sweet Caroline. That fucking whore probably nailed the whole Cowboys team with her strap on
You see what happens when we play sweet Caroline before win is secured?
make them chew clock even if we cant stop them we can make them take time
SACK MAMBA!!!!
One more DALE Break that fucking record
Dale Pierson with the record tying sack
The sun rises. The sun sets.
And we still can't tackle
Even if they score, we're going to make them take forever.
typical just fucking typical 3rd down defense
missed a big hold there
That boy looks concussed.
2nd and 10 at ISU 16
(11:33 - 4th) J.W. Walsh 16 Yd Run (Ben Grogan Kick) (OSU 28 ISU 31)
Fuck
Fuck.
OK offense. this is it go win this game.
Shit
Fuck
I wonder if this will go to OT tied at 31
I dont feel good about that. All the momentum with them
but 37-31 is beautiful
Ghost of Jack Trice, please come
Why the fuck do we allow visitors bands in our house
think it's like that in most stadiums
Our house our rules!!!!
we need points here those 4 that the refs took would be nice right now
Score a touchdown offense.
Ok Lanram time to become a legend
These announcers are going to have sore throats
DAMN
god dammit lanning he better progress over time
Hey, announcers, I understand that your boyfriend just scored, but look at the scoreboard.
Missed the first half Have we turned on Lanning yet?
I'm turned on by him. does that count?
Ditto
No, not at all
His passing hasnt been great But overall he has played very well
So...Not yet. Middle of next season?
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Super Dario
tried to get a little to fancy should have just lanramed over that guy
Shit...we have lost the energy and momentum
Fucking fuckitty fuck fuck
4th and 5 at 50
(8:00 - 4th) Colin Downing punt for 34 yds, fair catch by Jalen McCleskey at the OKSt 16
Need a turnover
shit
turnover please im begging you football gods
You know they don't listen to cyclone fans
we need a turnover
Mary mother of god They figured it out Wally time to adjust you fucking gobblin
Well, Smoke on the Water sure as shit isn't a winning tradition.
YA! to bad they will still get a first down
1st and 10 at OKST 35
(7:30 - 4th) Chris Carson run for no gain to the OKSt 35 OKLAHOMA ST Penalty, Personal Foul (Brad Lundblade) to the OKSt 20
You're not allowed to leg whip and Nae Nae on the field.
OSU has figured out that rushing 3 and keeping a spy on Lanning is pretty effective. Need to make sure we get yards on first and second down to make that less of an issue.
Aww, mass campiniling. That was my hubby's & my first date
1st and 25 at OKST 20
(7:20 - 4th) Mason Rudolph pass incomplete to Brandon Sheperd
2nd and 25 at OKST 20
(7:15 - 4th) Mason Rudolph pass complete to James Washington for 15 yds to the OKSt 35
3rd and long? fucked again
uh....it's 4th down now
Yeah. Where'd that down go?
COME ON DEFENSE! gime a sack!!
Hey Rudolph I hear you are going out with SQUEEKS
HAHAHAHAH!
3rd and 10 at OKST 35
(7:10 - 4th) OKLAHOMA ST Penalty, False Start (Victor Salako) to the OKSt 30
3rd and longer only helps their chances
It's 4th down! 4TH!
SERIOUSLY! GIVING THEM ANOTHER CHANCE!
God fucking damnitt we are Iowa State we don't like those penalties.
So. What's up with this officiating crew?
3rd and 15 at OKST 30
(7:00 - 4th) Mason Rudolph pass complete to David Glidden for 31 yds to the IowSt 39 for a 1ST down
fucking predictable
We are bad at football. :disappointed
Bad timing for a defender to slip
Typical billshit
REFS GIVE THEM A FUCKING DO OVER
Did that ref not say "it's 2nd down". After the leg whip?!
He did, and apparently lied to us.
fucking 5th down.
They clearly said that 15 yard penalty was after the play, and then gave them bonus down! This is horse shit!
Stop fucking giving up 3rd and goddamn long
blatant hold missed again
How Iowa State of us
PLEASE GIVE US A TURNOVER
1st and 0 at ISU 7
(3:06 - 4th) Jeff Carr 7 Yd pass from J.W. Walsh (Ben Grogan Kick) (OSU 35 ISU 31)
Fuckshitpissdickcuntnipple Ahhhhhhhhhhgggghh
god dammit
Fuck me running
We are bad at football.
Hi, my name is ESPN announcer, And I love cowboy cum.
Oh, and I like mustache rides from Pistol Pete.
When it counts...never count on ISU.
Ive never seen refs so desperately keep a drive alive
fuck you announcers. choke on those osu balls that you like to lick so much
Fucking fucky fuck
Cornbread fucks
Why are there only 2 defenders on the right side of the field to guard 3 receivers...That is when bubble screens work.
And that's another Cyclone Classic
Jesus titty fucking Christ I'm out of beer
Remember those 4 points that we should have?
I also remember that time we stopped them on 3rd and 15 but they got a bonus down.
Remember that 5th down they got?
So can LANRAM engineer a drive Or should I just turn this off?
Does it matter? The refs will ensure an OSU victory
I'm leaning towards turn it off. We are not good at football.
And this drive Possibly could be for Paul rhoads's job
Give me an over under on holding calls this drive no way the refs dont do everything they can to stop us
Even if they win, no way OSU beats OU.
Except that texas did. And they eat dick sandwiches everyday for lunch
Give SBR a shot, you need to run the 2 min drill
You're cut off from the bar sir. You've had way to much to drink
Crap my wife said the same :disappointed:
Somebody has GOT to be recording this. I'm really going to need to see that sequence around the leg whip. I need to know whether to make room on the wall.
Leg whips can't happen after a play can they?
I don't know.
Start now that's a big apology coming......
I'm recording it. I'll have to check it out later.
Same here. Going to have to figure out how to capture video from the DVR, but this is going to be exhibit A in ref shitheadedness.
I'm just drunk enough to hope for the most amazing comeback drive in ISU history.
Lanram and Lazrard best go Montana and Rice I'll settle for Senaca and Whitver
terrible spot and now we're 4th and 1
4th and 1 at ISU 37
(2:05 - 4th) Mike Warren run for no gain to the IowSt 37
That was a terrible call.
I cannot watch
And that'll be the ball game.
and the shot to the fucking nuts
I agree with the announcers. PASSING THE BALL ON 3RD DOWN THERE WAS DUMB.
Ball game
Horrible play calling!
Those calls were fucking horrible.
Wtf
Goddamn it Just Goddamn it
Heading to post-apocalyptic Boston. Fuck this shit
3rd and 1 And call that. Fuck
Messingham!
Fire them all every last 1 of those motherfuckers need to be sent packing. Jesus fucking Christ Stevie wonder even thought that was ass cabbage play calling. Fucking pollard fire these bitches now
SBR don't look so bad now on that last series... fuck I be hammered
What in the motherfucking fuck was that shit.
Eat shit and die OSU, refs and these announcers. Fuck it.
Did Mangino sneak back in there?
My wife chokes better than this.....Fucking dickheads. You always do this. We really need to rename our team the Iowa State Blue Balls.
That third touch down would have been nice right about now. Still, shitty call on third down.
Sweet Caroline curse Strikes again
We just got Rhoads'd 3 TO's left in the board.
Running out of shotgun on 4th and 1...Not a fan.
]I will never under stand why we don't do more shit under center
Saying the replay booth got the TD skullfuckery right
Even if it was 'right' I dont think it rises to ‘indisputable'. Which is the problem. Sometimes theyll ignore that, sometimes they'll hide behind it as a reason not to overturn.
que 3rd down nutshot
are you meaning to say *cue* or are you speaking spanish?
queue? cue? ¿que?
of fucking corse
The ref got hurt
Ok who tripped the zebra
Who missed the opportunity to spear the bastard where he lay? I hope one of our guys wrecked his shit
Maybe those refs should take a fucking hint....you are going to get murdered.
We need that 3sus magic
1st and 10 at ISU 5
(1:38 - 4th) Joel Lanning pass intercepted Jordan Sterns return for 5 yds to the IowSt 24
Fuck
Fuck this shit
fucking typical
Fuck everything!!!!!!!!!!
What a waste. What a waste.
PS: We are bad at football.
Wow game
FINAL (OSU 35 ISU 31)
God dammit
Fuck OSU, fuck these refs and I hope they die, fuck these cocksucking announcers, fuck Rhoads, fuck football, fuck this fucking team.
everyone dies "There's always next year."
I hope they die painfully
Fuckballs goddamn ass gobblin cum guzzling what the fuck ever they don't deserve a rant. Fuck it I'm out
Suck it you Okie hillbillies
At least we have a better chance to get a team in the playoff. Classic Paul Rhoads loss.
Fuck #moralvictories
I don't consider that a moral victory.
Today is the day when I can't fucking even
I new that fuck up at Toledo would bite us in the ass.
#moralvictory #fuckthisshit
Yes, you are correct Mike Gundy. You were fortunate to get a win.
And season. Good effort and all hail Lanning and Warren to make next year worthwhile. CPR should be fired, this should have been a bowl year. Time to move on.
Its only basketball season now
I second all of that.
Rhoads should be fired, but I doubt it will happen.
Our coaching staff is pathetic. Man, I feel sorry for our players. Our coaches are so inept.
And there's the announcers saying what a big win this is for the Big 12.
Theyre not wrong. The conference is better off if it gets an undefeated team
Hey Guys. Just got done bottling a 4.4% wheat/rye beer. Just an easy drinker to go along with all the heavy stuff I'm making. I looked and it was 35-31 OSU. I just zipped down through the comments. Looks like there was some bad coaching calls and bad ref calls? I was kind of happy seeing that score. I suppose I'll just wait for the summary.
We blew a 17-point lead. And people should be fired.
You missed a shit show. May as well chug all that freshly brewed beer...and the heavy stuff.
As a Cyclone fan, I like to comment with pictures so I can say 1,000 "fucks" more quickly.
ISU choose your losing adventure...
Ok, I looked back at the leg whip penalty...OSU got 5 downs. The ref said it was a 15 yard penalty, still 2nd down - making it 2nd & 25. They reset the clock to 7:33. Ball moved back to the 20 yard line. Then OSU has an incomplete pass, and it was again 2nd & 35, ball on the 20. Tv graphics said 3rd & 25; announcers say "bringing up 2nd & 25."
OSU completes a pass to the 39 - making it 3rd & 10.
OSU incomplete pass, making it 4th & 10. But NO! Offside against OSU, no loss of down so it's 3rd & 15.
OSU completes a long pass, 1st down.
Leg whip is a live-ball penalty (like holding) so the referee misspoke when he said "2nd Down" should have said 1st Down.
Ok, good to know. Someone thread had asked what the play sequence was & whether they got 5 downs.
So. The leg whip happened on first down?
QB. If we had a QB who could pass, we'd be dangerous.
True story. If Lanning could have hit Montgomery in stride on the post pattern (where he overthrew him by 5 yards, during the 4th quarter deep in our own end), that turns into a huge gain, as Okie St had no one in the deep middle of the field. And don't take this as a criticism of Joel's overall play. WIthout him, we lose by 40 today.
With him all season, We'd probably be 7-3