A few of the academic positions posted at C&EN Jobs:
North Andover, MA: Merrimack College is searching for an assistant or associate professor of analytical or physical chemistry.
Jonesboro, AR: Arkansas State University is hiring an assistant professor of organic, bioanalytical or bioinorganic chemistry.
Myrtle Beach sounds nice right about now: Coastal Carolina University desires an assistant professor of biochemistry; it's near Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
Loretto, PA: Saint Francis University is inviting applications for what looks like a lecturer position? "Non-tenure track faculty." Biochemistry or forensic chemistry desired.
"Germany": The Alexander von Humboldt Foundation is looking for postdoctoral researchers and experienced researchers who are looking for fellowships to study in Germany.
Now that's a Last Minute Lecturer (Ashland, OR edition): "The Department of Chemistry at Southern Oregon University invites applications for an Assistant Professor in Physical Chemistry, limited term, to commence as early as January 3, 2017."