Each New Year’s Western celebrities are recruited to perform at private parties for wealthy princes and sheiks in the Middle East. You may recall female pop stars such as Beyonce, Mariah Carey, and Usher putting on shows for the Gaddafi family in Libya at the stroke of midnight. It’s like a winter migration of the whores. If you’re a Kardashian and you have no known entertainer talents, you find other ways to please Muslim Jed Clampett. That’s not meant to imply sexual favors. Implications are for the uncertain.
Kendall Jenner posted an Instagram photo of herself in a bikini in the kingdom of Dubai. She captioned the photo, “Dubyeeee!” which is either hip slang for Dubai, or how Kendall believes you spell Dubai. And I’m pretty sure there is no hip slang for Dubai. Being dumb probably helps in what’s about to go down for a cool million dollars. Read what momma wrote on your palm. Get the check, clear the routing numbers, and don’t ever let them see you cry, they’ll just spank harder. The copter arrives at 10am, sweetheart.
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