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I don’t really understand the point of Art Basel other than it being an excuse for celebrities to go to Miami and one-up each other in the gossip blogs. But the reigning heavyweight Bro King of the Universe, Leonardo DiCaprio, is reportedly down in South Florida partying it up in a big way. Like, outdoing his previous party accomplishments, including the one where he flew 20 women to Brazil to party on his yacht for the World Cup.
On Saturday night, while raging at 1 Oak at Rec Room in South Beach, DiCaprio allegedly left with 20 women in toe, presumably to “party back at my place.” The Wolf is gonna Wolf:
“He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero,” our awestruck snitch says. “He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious.” via NY Daily News
One can only assume what went down when the confidentiality agreements were sured up in the limo and they got back to Leo’s pad. Sex with 20 women? Naked Jenga? Eat Hot Pockets? Look at Instagram pics of his birthday party? A group watching of The Beach?
All I know is that when you have Joe Jonas worried about you “drowning” and “suffocating” in a sea of pussy, you’re living life right. They don’t call it crazy boy band ass for no reason.
Leo, you are a Bro legend in every way imaginable. Never, ever change. Cheers to you, sir.
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