1. Tosser.
The guy who throws the ball to the batter in cricket. Not the same as the wanker guy.
2. Bloody.
Soaked with blood.
3. Chuffed.
All scraped up. Derivative of scuffed.
4. Fancy.
Something special, as in "I hope you don't fancy a fancy dinner tonight."
5. Fortnight.
When tourists spend the night at the Alamo.
6. Sorted.
Revolting. Americans say "sordid."
7. Anti-clockwise.
Not in favor of being on time for appointments.
8. Zed,
Jed's brother. As in...
Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It's Zed's.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
9. Twigs 'n berries 'n bits 'n bobs.
Stuff.
10. Sod off.
A mudslide.
11. Whinge.
What you do when you slam your finger in a door.
12. Fiver.
£5
13. Tenner.
A male opera singer.
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