2016-12-07

road-twitch:

runonsentencesaboutemotions:

nicknameless:

kfedup:

aimee-b-loved:

sifaseven:

dragons-bones:

strawberry-jambouree:

cherrymilkshake:

milkydolenz:

fscottfitzgerld:

1977punk:

i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done

and i was going to make a joke about how the illinois candle just smells like cornfields and wheat fields but then i too checked and it literally does

me: what does the maine one smell like… snow? lighthouses?

website: fresh Maine blueberries,

me, looking down at my clothes stained beyond recognition from hours spent blueberry raking: *whispers* of course……

Maryland smells like old bay and salt

This is accurate

The website is https://homesickcandles.com

I am legitimately hyena cackling over the MA candle Dunkin Donuts coffee omfg (also apparently apple cider donuts which made me go ??? but I guess that’s an easier scent to capture than Boston Kreme donuts)

North Carolina: blackberries and barbeque. xD OMG.

Virginia: honeysuckle and forest floor.

These scents will take you back to the good ol’ days in The Sunflower State, reminiscent of the smells of torrential rain storms, sunflowers, denim, and open plains.

Well shit. Now I almost want this.

it’s like you’re all just trying to make me have a breakdown.

Kentucky, Bourdon, Mint, and Sunshine. They only smelled the northern part of the state.

Should have had some fresh cut bluegrass smell.

Calling Florida now: Meth lab; real estate agents; orange blossom.

Missouri smells like dirty river water and weeds, bless.

New Jersey isn’t even a candle, it’s just a fossilized dog turd with a wick

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