Two neighbours, Ah Beng and Ah Seng, are always
competing.
One day Ah
Beng looks
over the fence and spies Ah
Seng's
wife, naked, watering
the garden. When Sam gets home from work, Ah
Beng brags
to him that he's
seen his wife naked.
Ah Seng wants
revenge, so that night creeps over to Ah
Beng's
yard and catches
sight of Ah
Beng's
wife performing oral sex.
The next day, Ah
Seng approaches Ah
Beng at
the mailbox. "Hey, I saw your wife
performing oral sex on you last night."
"Ha ha, the joke's on you," Ah
Beng says,
"I wasn't home last night!"