boyswanna-be-her:
riotdog:
shoatgeep:
za-smierc-przyjaciela:
speedwag:
aozth:
2016 is quite a year
ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed
I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this
cruz is a reptilian
[image is a screencap of text reading: “Well let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him,” Cruz said, bizarrely implying he is attracted to rodents.]
this feels like a charlie day quote