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― Rudyard Kipling
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Are you serious about online success?
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We're extremely fast. Superman is a slug compared to us. Clients don’t always foresee when they will need content for their blog, website or brochure, so we have writers ready around the clock for our clients. Having writers from both the United States and the United Kingdom gives us an advantage of time. There is a seven-hour time difference between writers on the U.S. West Coast and writers in the U.K. While the writers in the U.S. are enjoying seven hours of sleep, writers in the U.K. are just starting their work day, and when the U.K. writers go to bed, the U.S. writers are still creating content for our clients.
Time is money for everyone. Our goal is to save you money while helping you make more money. We pride ourselves with a quick turnaround time. This is a full-time career for most of our writers, so they have mastered creating quality content as quickly as possible. In this industry, words-per-hour matter, and our experienced writers use their time very wisely.
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How fast are we?
"Now hang onto your fur… we're going to pop into light speed." ―Han Solo
Our turnaround time is the stuff of legend. We break the freaking sound barrier. Superman wouldn’t stand a chance in a race. Think about the fastest stuff in the world. You’ve got Usain Bolt, a cheetah, a Bugatti Veyron, an IBM supercomputer, a peregrine falcon, the SR-71 Blackbird, the Japanese maglev bullet train, and that one kid in your high school gym class that outran everybody else. That is what we model our turnaround time on.
How good are we?
We shouldn’t brag. We really shouldn’t. Just take a look at what hundreds of Warriors have said about us. Their words are leaping off the page. You get the feeling that they’re jumping out of their seats with excitement. These aren’t just positive reviews. These are unbelievably positive reviews.
How smart are we?
My IQ is higher than Snoop Dogg. My writing team is way up there. Look, we’ve even come up with a single unifying equation of Internet entrepreneurship. E=mc shared. Entrepreneurship = Money x Content Shared. You can read more about it below.
We have an All-Star writing team. Many of our writers have a variety of degrees ranging from Journalism to English Literature to Business Administration to Engineering. They are accustomed to fact-based research and use their education to catapult their writing beyond expectations.
Our writing staff also enjoys creating content. If they didn’t enjoy it, they wouldn’t be able to write quality content quickly and effectively. Their diverse backgrounds allow us to serve a more diverse clientele. They use their experience to add the infinitesimal details to the content. It’s through this experience that the writers create content that identifies the client as an authority in the industry.
Not every writer craves a bi-line, and our writers are more concerned with the client’s satisfaction and the ability to educate and inform the public on the topics they feel so passionately about. This is why many of our writers work so diligently for our clients and have no problem ghostwriting an article or blog to be claimed by the client. It’s not always about the recognition to them. Just having their writing used to better the world is good enough for our writers.
Our writers sleep well at the end of the day, knowing that they did the best job possible for their clients.
We're a super-sassy bunch here at TextBoss. If your snark-o-meter is getting an off-the-charts reading, that's no accident. But, don't be fooled. We can write in any tone. If you need respectable and serious, we're the best at that, too. We listen to what you need and write accordingly. Part of the beauty of TextBoss is that we've mastered more than 1,000+ types of writing.
We tailor our writing to your style, so whether the piece is academic, casual or humorous, our writers make it fit you.
With Grade-A, premium content, Superman-speed turnaround and worldwide experience, we can provide you with the content that your company needs to look its best and draw business. Let’s work together to convert website visitors into repeat customers.
Is TextBoss the Best Ghostwriting Company of All Time?
Yes. The answer is yes.
OK, enough 'tooting my own horn' ... You can order here.
Taking a chance on a dodgy budget writer is like buying a scratch-off lottery ticket: it's generally a waste of time, and definitely a bad investment strategy.
The good news is that you're no longer prey to the global writing community. You have a choice now - a damn good one! TextBoss is your one-stop, zippy, done-in-a-jiffy, and might I add quite spiffy content machine. Just press the order button and enjoy the ride!
Garbage isn't going to get you anywhere with Google - or anyone else for that matter. You need premium, primetime content that'll stand up to the competition. You need copywriting that makes your audience swoon, makes them melt, makes them do what you want them to do. We make that magic happen.
You can count on TextBoss to come through every time - and at a fraction of the cost of what you'd normally pay for premium content. We've got a whip-smart team from the US & UK. You know the British always write good stuff. Whether you need an American writer or a British writer, we've got you covered. From one end of the Atlantic to the other, we've sourced the best people. The very best people. Look, I'm not a pitchman. I'm just laying it out like it is. We're the best. But keep on reading through this thread if you wanna see some bitchin' pitchin'.
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Price: 3c Per Word | Turnaround: 1-3 Day Turnaround Time
I'm not going to telling I'm the best writer on this forum. That much is a given. What I'm going to tell you is that I'm the only writer on this forum.
I'll whip your brand into shape with my black belt in copywriting. I'm the Bruce Lee of copywriting. I'm the Pai Mei of content. No one can match my writing ability. What you have here is an established copywriting agency at the click of a button. And, we write everything - not just copy. Need an eBook, article bundle, or email marketing campaign? Our all-star team is the best in the business. We can fulfill any type of order you can throw at us. We're miles ahead of the competition. They're in dune buggies trailing far behind and going every which way, and we're in a Ferrari racing full speed ahead toward our mutual success. Hop in and let’s take a ride.
People call me a genius all the time. Genius is a lot more than exceptional intellectual ability, creativity, or originality. I like to school them on the lesser-known aspects of genius, as seen in these quotes:
“Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration.”
― Thomas A. Edison
“Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in this; when I have a subject in hand, I study it profoundly. Day and night it is before me. My mind becomes pervaded with it. Then the effort that I have made is what people are pleased to call the fruit of genius. It is the fruit of labor and thought.”
― Alexander Hamilton
“The true genius shudders at incompleteness — imperfection — and usually prefers silence to saying the something which is not everything that should be said.”
― Edgar Allan Poe, Marginalia
That kind of mindset is at work in every piece of content we create.
Quit picking excuses off the bullsh*t tree and hire a real writer. If you're fed up with bullfart, work with us.
Say goodbye to stinker content and hello to success!
The Future of Ghostwriting is Here, and It's Name is TextBoss.
TextBoss is the best thing to happen to writing since Gutenberg dreamed up the printing press. We simplify success for everyone. I'm not gonna brag about how much competitor butt I've kicked, but let's just say I've kicked every single butt.
Google has been rough on you! Allow us to pop an ice cube in that scalding hot soup Google is serving you. We stay on top of what they want. We know Internet marketing, search engine marketing, content marketing, and everything else crucial to web success.
You can scroll down to read almost 300 testimonials posted by Warriors just like you - but that could take awhile!
We plucked out some testimonial snippets for your convenience:
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“I was totally blown away by the article.”
“I've gotta say, I'm absolutely blown away.”
“Taylor's writing service saved me about 4 weeks of work”
“I have tried other services but the quality was not as good as the one from Taylor.”
"I've been using Taylor on and off for about 6-8 months now and he always delivers quick and with excellent quality."
"I consider myself a decent writer and I have a post-graduate degree and only hire writers because I lack the time to write articles myself. But I must confess, the articles Taylor writes are at least one or two levels above my writing level."
"HIGHLY RECOMMENDED for all those who focus on high quality writing..."
"Solid writing for sure! Delivered within hours of ordering the article. Great service! Highly recommended!"
"As a brand new customer, I just received my first 1000 word article from Taylor and am extremely happy with the quality of work."
"Excellent results! Well researched and written, as well as a super quick turnaround. Happy customer here."
“Now, I will only stick to Taylor.”
“The article that I received was exactly what I wanted”
“Flawless english and very well written.”
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“Your content is bad ass.”
“He writes very well and the flow of the content is excellent! Quality is top notch.”
“Highly recommended! A++”
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“The review was well researched and touched on all the major points I wanted him to.”
“Taylor delivered outstanding content within a short period of time.”
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“No grammatical errors and passed Copyscape & Plagiarism checker 100%”
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What We Can Do For You
Let us electrify your audience with compelling, high-converting custom content. Aren't you sick of that looky-loo? Don't you want to turn him into a loyal customer? Hate that lurker loitering on your digital property? The nerve! Turn him into a lifelong loyal fan with the right writing.
Sales Slumping? We'll Put the TextBoss Touch on Your Site
Are sales a little sluggish? Whether you're getting too few visitors to your site or your traffic just isn't converting, it's time to take a look at your marketing strategy. You need the hook that keeps prospects on your site -- and compels them to buy. In the uber-competitive world of e-commerce, great content can give you a serious edge. TextBoss helps you get a leg up on the competition with smart, well-written content that provides value and keeps them coming back for more.
Smart Shoppers Expect - and Demand - More
Online shoppers are a savvy bunch. With so many websites competing for their attention -- and their online shopping dollars -- they know they don't have to settle for one-size-fits-all retail experiences. TextBoss can give you the custom content you need to provide your visitors with a shopping experience that creates loyal, satisfied customers.
Establish Your Company
Whatever your niche, your site needs informative content to establish your company as a trusted name without coming across as too sales-y. TextBoss can give your online presence the credibility and personality needed to convert prospects into lifelong customers.
Social-Savvy Content That Gets Them Talking
With everyone from grade-school kids to grandparents jumping on the social media bandwagon, it's in your best interest to populate your site with content that creates a buzz. Whether you sell vintage clothing or supply industrial clients with equipment, count on TextBoss to provide the content you need to get people talking about your business.
We Write Awesome Content in Any Niche, Topic, or Format
Does it seem like everyone's looking but no one is buying? Getting traffic that converts is about more than slapping a few keywords onto your site and calling it a day. You need meaningful content that engages, adds value and turns prospects into customers. Let TextBoss give your visitors what they're looking for with content for any niche, topic or format. Everybody wins!
A Little Primer on Premium SEO Content
What is Premium SEO Content?
In the past, it was common to think that preparing a website for search engines was all about choosing the right keywords. While it’s true that keywords play a role, true SEO involves so much more. As writers, developers and content creators, it’s time we revolutionize the meaning of the term “SEO content.” When search engines raise the bar, we have to raise it even higher.
Accurate and Authoritative
You can become an authority in your field by providing information that is accurate. This may seem obvious, but a startling amount of what exists on the Internet isn’t based on anything factual. If you are going to create content for your website, it’s extremely important that your statements are evidence based.
Imagine how you would feel if you were searching for information about a chronic health condition and realized the information you were reading was blatantly false. Would you ever return to that website to do research again? Of course you wouldn’t. This is why you must maintain a high degree of integrity from day one. Even one mistake can cause you to lose your authority.
Relevant and Comprehensive
Relevancy is one of the most important qualities that your content can have. When users are browsing search engine results, they aren’t looking for the link that has the wittiest writing. Their looking for something that is relevant to their search. The best way to attract visitors to your site and keep them there is to create content that is relevant and comprehensive.
If you operate a store that sells fishing gear, for example, having a blog about your favorite holiday pies on the front page might not be in your best interest. A blog about your favorite fish recipes would be much more relevant.
Focused and Formatted
If you love to write, you might have the tendency to get a bit long winded. Try to keep in mind that your audience has a short attention span. This doesn’t mean you should cut an article short before providing the necessary information, but rather that you should keep your subject matter focused, precise and broken down into easy-to-digest paragraphs with headlines. Research has shown that readers shy away from large walls of text.
Audience-aware and Informative
Before you can create amazing SEO content, you will need to be aware of who your audience is and what they are looking for. Imagine the type of person who would shop for your products or services. What questions might they have? What information can you share with them that might make them feel more inspired to make a purchase?
For example, if you sell art supplies, a few simple instructional articles about how to create basic crafts might get visitors excited to try out a project on their own. This will not only help you sell products but also create authority and thought leadership over time. If you inspire one fun project, users will return to see if you have any more great ideas.
Well-written and Engaging
You can stuff an article with helpful facts, but it won’t do your audience any good if the writing is so dreary that they can’t get past the first paragraph. Premium SEO content needs to be both informative and written in a way that will engage your audience. The best way to achieve this is to hire a professional content writer who can recognize your brand’s unique voice, create engaging writing and follow all grammar rules. Remember, authoritative content doesn’t have to read like a textbook! In fact, it’s better if the writer can make it fun.
LSI Optimized
Google’s search algorithms are complex and include things like LSI, which links related words together, such as “gun” and “bullet.” It basically means that search engines are becoming more intelligent, which indicates that our SEO content must become more intelligent as well. Part of the reason that LSI exists is to remove the old, useless, keyword-stuffed articles from their highly ranked positions in search results. To optimize your content for LSI, it must be well written.
Appropriate for All Users
The majority of Internet users access websites on their phones these days, which means that if your content is difficult to navigate on a small screen, you are going to lose the majority of your visitors. Experienced content writers and web designers know how to ensure that your website will be user friendly for both PCs and mobiles.
Long Form
While it’s true that attention spans are short these days, it doesn’t mean that you should shy away from long-form writing. In fact, research has shown that long-form articles can actually create authority and bring a lot of traffic to your website. Long-form guides often provide the user with everything needed in one place.
For example, if you run a company that sells hair products, a long-form guide on how to safely bleach hair will likely get a lot of shares. When you make a user happy by providing truly useful information, that person is more likely to share your page with friends. That’s how you build thought leadership!
Unique and Plagiarism-free
It probably seems obvious, but you need unique content if you want your website to make it. You already know not to plagiarize another website, but sometimes this can happen on accident. That’s where professional content writers come in. Professionals use checks to ensure the wording of their copy doesn’t already appear anywhere on the web. By working with a professional, you can guarantee that everything on your website is unique.
If you have any questions about creating premium SEO content, please contact TextBoss today. Our experienced, English-speaking writers are ready to create engaging, informative content on any subject you desire. We can’t wait to work with you to help your website rise in the ranks.
What is Great Writing?
SEO content, copywriting, and every other type of commercial writing has to be flawless. It has to be crisp, clear, organized, data-driven, research-backed, inspiring, educational, persuasive, snappy... You get the idea. We know what it takes to craft unbelievable writing. I could rattle off 100s of adjectives, but you don't have time for me to teach you what prize-winning SEO content or copywriting is. You just need to get it ordered fast so you can start making money right away. We specialize in every type of content - from ten-word product snippets to wordy white papers. We are a one-stop shop for every type of writing, so bookmark our page for easy ordering in the future! If you need a couple of articles, a mammoth eBook, or a short story, we can buzz through it better than anybody else. Every word wizard we have on staff will blow you away with their powerful wordcraft. We're the greatest ghostwriting group in the galaxy, and we make Internet marketing magic. Let us cast a love spell on your audience. Would you rather hire a struggling writer who doesn't speak English as their native language or a fully vetted team with a rock-solid track record of proven success? If you have to think about your answer, let me make it a little clearer...
If you're broke and desperate enough to take a chance on a budget writer from a country you've never heard of, just remember the old adage: "you get what you pay for." Expect slipshod syntax, god-awful grammar and excruciating English that will make you wince. I wouldn't put a semi-anonymous band of speed typists and hucksters in charge of my content marketing. I don't want to put my name on absolutely abominable articles with more fluff than flow, more "what?" than "whoa!". Heck, I have a talking parakeet and I'd bet on him to orate a better article than most of these jokers.
What you'll find in the global writing marketplace is a schnutbusting gauntlet of inefficiency and misery that's one long parade of let-downs, put-downs, trickle downs, shutouts, freezeouts, sell-outs, numnuts, nincompoops and nimrods, all making every day as much fun as waxing a flaming Pontiac with your tongue.
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Did you know that 51.2% of small businesses have crashed and burned by the five-year mark? If you look at the startup category, that number is much, much higher. You'll probably be shocked to learn that 92% of startups have closed up shop by the three-year mark. That's right. Your average startup has just an 8% chance of survival. Is your company sick? I can cure it. Content marketing is an integral part of every business, and I'm the best word doctor there is. I want to take you from $0 to hero. Let us make your bank account healthy again. If your business is on life support, don't give up! Don't pull the plug just yet. Let us work a miracle!
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What sets me apart from the competition is that I'm qualified, educated, and trained. I can zip through any project with super speed, skill, and smarts. I have a data-gathering team, an editing team, and a writing staff. I have it all. I can turn your rinky-dink website experiment into a booming success. I can transform your ramshackle article archive into a blockbuster blog. Whether you need copy to convince, a blog to build passive income, or a book to break into the publishing world, we can get you off the ground and keep you running. Team TextBoss can't be topped! We're not just making content. We're making history. Hire us to write a chapter for you.
I'm a whip-smart wordslinger & business extraordinaire. I have a degree in English from an accredited four-year college in the US and years of experience helping businesses like yours to grow. What does that mean? It means I'm qualified. That is more than a lot of people on here can say. Look, there is a big difference between a "typing" service and a "writing" service. Anyone can type, but not everyone can write. I admire their tenacity, though. They come on here and try. They've figured out how to put up an ad, fill up a page, and charge you. But unfortunately, you're just wasting your money if you buy from them. I guaran-damn-tee it. On the other hand, I am trained in reading, writing, editing, fact-checking, citing, and researching. And I'm constantly expanding my skill set too; at the moment, I'm pursuing a degree in journalism, business marketing, and management. I'm not Batman; I'm not here to save the world. I'm just Bossman. What does that mean? It means TextBoss can save your struggling business. It means you have a chance at a blockbuster eBook or a solo ad with an insanely high conversion rate. I know what I'm doing - and I have a small team of US & UK writers that know even more than I do. Hop on board the TextBoss Express and see what it's like to work with a real writing team. Let us hit the highs that other writers just can't reach! Other writers are firecrackers, but we're the fireworks. We're like the 4th of July on steroids.
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Are you sick of working with writers that are
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Why work with writers that can't write? Why pay good money for content that comes back looking worse than three-day-old dog crap? I've seen it a 100 times.
Do you need amazing writing to stay ahead in Google? Damn skippy you do. Not just yes, but HELL yes. Cut-rate writers just aren't going to cut it.
News Flash: You Need Better Content!
You deserve a lot better than rewritten garbage. If your blog, website, or business is floundering because lightweight writers doomed it with good-for-nothing content, then it's high time you took a ride on the TextBoss Express.
We've come up with a little equation to help you understand what you have to do to be successful.
EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT INTERNET ENTREPRENEURSHIP ...
BOILED DOWN TO A ONE-INCH EQUATION ...
A THEORY OF EVERYTHING ...
E=mc shared
Entrepreneurship = Money X Content Shared
At TextBoss, there is one concept, that in a sense, provides a foundation for everything we do. It is an unshakeable belief in the importance of perfection, of making quality not a goal, but a requirement.
Does the content on your website leave something to be desired? Sure, it may be grammatically correct and factual. Nary a misspelling may be found. What about style, though? If that's missing, you might as well be using the same tired, regurgitated content that's become so pervasive across the web. Your website deserves better, and your prospective customers do too.
If you're ready to trade in that dull, uninspired content for copy that ignites readers’ imaginations and prompts them to take decisive--and, for you, profitable--action, TextBoss is here to help. Whether you're looking to completely overhaul the static content on your website or are in need of engaging, expertly crafted press releases, email newsletters, blog posts, autoresponder sequences or any other type of writing imaginable, we have you covered.
Indeed, TextBoss can supply you with more than 1,000 types of content. Our primary passion, however, lies in SEO content writing. You read that correctly: We love creating content that's not only informative, engaging, compelling and well-written but that's also designed to play nicely with the major search engines. By "major search engine," of course, we're mostly referring to Google. However, all of the big guys rely on algorithms that assess a site's structure, content and other components to determine when and where it will appear in the search engine results pages, or SERPs. Page one is the place to be, of course, and our premium SEO content writing will help you get there.
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At TextBoss, we specialize in premium content writing services. Unlike many copywriting agencies, we literally do it all. Some companies specialize in static, on-page content. Others limit themselves to crafting press releases, social media blurbs and email newsletters. TextBoss offers all of those services and a whole lot more. Effective marketing relies on producing a broad array of exceptionally written content, so our services can, indeed, help boost your company's success in a big way.
Content: Why It Matters
In the early days of the Internet, people were thrilled just to be able to research companies and their goods and services from the comfort of home. Being able to order goods and services through the Internet sweetened the deal even more. Early on, no one worried much about the quality of the content they encountered. The newness of the Internet made users pretty forgiving about such matters.
My, how things have changed. Think about it: If you arrived on a major site like Amazon and encountered poorly written, misspelling-riddled, uninspired blather, wouldn't you do a double-take before promptly taking your business elsewhere? Over time, companies have slowly but steadily raised the bar in terms of the quality of the content on their websites. Internet users have evolved right along with them. Case in point: the relish with which random Internet users will correct each other's grammar and spelling. Can you get away with having poorly written content anywhere? Not really, so it is well worth it to invest in having top-notch content crafted for you.
The Curse of Low-Quality Content
Low-quality content hurts your business in two ways. First, it alienates human visitors. People want to feel confident about the companies they do business with. When a site's content is riddled with misspellings and glaring grammatical errors, people get the impression that the company behind it is inept or simply doesn't care. These days, content that's technically accurate isn't enough. If people aren't drawn in and made to feel excited by what they read, they're likely to seek greener pastures.
The other way in which low-quality content hurts your business is it can violate Google's rules, which sends it dropping like a rock to the bottom of the SERPs. Even if your content doesn't actually violate Google's rules, if proper, up-to-the-second SEO techniques aren't used, it is unlikely to get you anywhere. Either way, bad content is a major liability.
How TextBoss Can Help
Unfortunately, website owners often have much higher opinions of their writing abilities than are actually warranted. Don't feel bad; writing snazzy, exciting content for websites, blogs, social media, print publications and the like doesn't come naturally to most people. If you catch yourself saying it's "good enough," it probably isn't. Why risk it? By hiring TextBoss for your content needs, you can rest assured that every word, every sentence and every completed project is well-written, engaging, unique, compelling and, of course, a blast to read. More to the point, our content helps you achieve your goals, whether they're to increase sales, generate more profits, attract new customers or anything else imaginable.
Our Content Services
TextBoss can literally tackle more than 1,000 types of writing. We'd ratt