tatterdemalionamberite:
Oh my god so
I just learned that marijuana is produced by keeping the plants CONSTANTLY SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
like, the cannabis plant produces the cannabinoid-containing parts in an effort to attract pollinators, so it can’t be allowed to be pollinated, but must be carefully convinced that it COULD HAVE SEX AT ANY MOMENT
this
this is basically one of those cheesy implausible xeno erotic horror dungeons where they extract a character’s sexual secretions for fun and profit
and suddenly that plot seems way more plausible