tellmethisisnotlove:
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banana-louis:
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So if this girl is really pregnant, why was her social media wiped off in 2014 fall? Why did she cover her belly on every single party pic when she was drunk off her ass (aka very not pregnant thank you very much) and why is that the first time we saw the “belly” it looked less than a pregnant belly and more a ‘well, so far I have been hiding my belly but now that there is a pregnancy scandal I might as well show you because you will all see what you want: pro people a pregnant belly and larries a food baby" and most of all why did Lilo foreshadow this entire scandal by calling a still unsourced baby doll BABY, Louis repeating annoyed IT’S NOT REAL three times and if that was not enough Liam trumped it with *if anyone had any doubts this baby is fake*? Why was Simon Cowell the first to react - with that very hurtful MAN UP comment to emphasize family values to Louis Tomlinson of all people - and why did B never attend a concert in the US with minimal flight time when they were there for months but rather fly across the ocean 22 weeks pregnant and show up coincidentally on the same show as Cowell, dressed in black, using scarf and handbag to yet again cover her belly? Why did we never get a normal angle of said belly? Why was the picture we got posted by a mutual of Simon Cowell’s? And also, why is that all the boys spoke up about their family being there but Louis and Harry? Why was this the first time when Harry flat out ignored a pregnant woman in the crowd? The same Harry who grabs every chance to congratulate on pregnancies, the same Harry who draws a pregnant air belly like a pro, and the same boy who has his IG favorites and iCal full of baby birthdays. Why is that Louis can react to Rovers accusations in 40 minutes and by nature protects everyone and everything that’s precious to him yet after 2,5 months he yet to step up and protect his very own child and very good friend baby mama who is mocked and ridiculed by every article? How are people explaining the difference between actions and narrative? Why is a buzzing father out there partying and ignoring the shit out of his own very good friend baby mama when we all know how loving and affectionate he is towards kids? Why is everything going against the norm in how this very pregnancy is handled by Louis’ own actions, the media and their PR team? Need I say the same PR team which congratulated the Little Mix singer on her engagement on the day it happened but remained crickets about a baby? About a BABY???!
Sorry to jump in but I’m just going to add…. Don’t forget the complete silence by not just Harry but everyone surrounding Louis as well. Why no excited statement from his mom and sisters? Why is the only time we’ve heard from them when a pap shoved a camera in their faces and they had no choice but to respond? Why did we get a totally messed up timeline with ultrasounds and sonograms at as early as FOUR weeks? Why were we told about this to begin with rather than keeping it hush hush and paying her off like any actual accidental celebrity pregnancy would happen? Why has no other celebrity or interviewer or journalist brought it up to Louis outside michael strahan on LIVE TV where Louis was forced to answer? Why did we get those pap pics of Briana leaving a passport office with documents that turned out to be the wrong docs for what that passport office does literally a week after going to the Bahamas? Why did we get RBB making blatant and poignant references to the baby with a pregnancy test and baby bottle and the blue and green stickers shocked, sad and angry?
Why is that everytime before there is an update in babygate, the oh so private family goes public on social media to warn us and then goes private again? Why is it that every time before anything happened - even the pregnancy - anons were warning bloggers? How absurd it is that a celebrity pregnancy is announced at the first trimester, at 9 weeks and when you call them out for this insanity they change the date to 11 weeks? Why are they even RISKING a pregnancy by announcing it when they could have laid low and the public would not even had known about it because they go on hiatus coincidentally when that baby is supposed to be born? How is that those lucky paps who were looking for a millionaire, just happened to find him coincidentally when partying with B in a low level club? How is it that Annas the club promoter invited even the dead from six feet under in public tweets hours before that same clubbing happened in a low level club instead of a high level no picture policy club where millionaires tend to party? Why did the media know immediately the name of said mystery blond waaaaay before this obsessed CSI fandom? Why is everything so public with this? Why is this chirpy band not talking about buying baby clothes, pregnancy accessories, why is there no tweet about what the fuck is a breast pump, why is there no nursery talk, or pretty much anything that convinces people that Louis Tomlinson is indeed going to be a father anytime soon? Why is every single quote from Louis’ bandmate and friend commenting on the pregnancy so carefully crafted that no one ever says the words baby, dad, Briana and instead use such vague wording as: He’s very excited with what’s going on at the moment and I feel that stuff like that happens sometimes.” “He’s taking it very seriously.”? Why is there no talk about how the band is going to break up because we know that the real Louis Tomlinson is a very fucking dedicated person and if he indeed fathered a child from a one night stand he will deal with it? But instead it is all about judge rumors and record label rumors? Why did the GMA anchor call Harry out for being awfully quiet? Who the hell cares about him? Why not Niall or Liam? Why is Louis throwing a baby doll TWICE angrily from stage and Harry of all people a baby onesie as if it burnt him? And for god’s sake: why is it always coming back to Harry and Louis? After FIVE years! Louis said on twitter that it’s bullshit, that he is happy why can’t people accept it. He said he was in fact straight on his twitter so it must be true. Forget about your belief in Larry for a second. Why is the happy couple’s only pic from partying when drunk off their asses? Why not reporting that they are happy and in love? Why using the friends angle? Why is a Louis Tomlinson having a baby report starting with “Larry is dead” or “watch out Larries”. Who the hell cares about Larry??? A “handful” of fans “ship” them together, ok. Whatever. But this is real life. Real lives. SO why is a Louis Tomlinson having a baby report not focusing on Louis Tomlinson having a baby? And why are articles adding that fans think it’s fake? Who the fuck cares about the fans’ belief when Louis Tomlinson is really going to have a baby? Did we see articles that some Kutcher-Kunis non believers thought they are not having a baby? No, we didn’t. So why are we still seeing articles at her week 21 pregnancy in a gay magazine of all places in huge ass bold letters with font 55 in the middle of the page about the fans thinking this pregnancy is fake? Why the hell does it matter? Why does it matter???
you don’t even have to ship larry to see how shady this whole pregnancy thing is - celebrities don’t announce pregnancies like that - especially accidental pregnancies - especially accidental pregnancies with some random who was also fucking other people around the same time - celebrities don’t fucking announce that shit to the world? ?? - especially if they’re not even 100% sure it’s theirs??? - even then that’s still not a story they’d sell to fucking tabloids (teenag3shithead)
Why did Tracy comment on a Louis picture “it’s not like the news is out” and worrying about Briana’s Facebook and instagram at a time when she did not even know Briana was pregnant? Why did Briana’s mom follow baby stores, People babies (where the news broke later) and other baby sites on instagram when Briana did not even miss her period much less piss on a stick? What was that no bump pic from Halloween? What was the no bump pic from Christmas? Why are the pregnant bump pics from amberfillerup? Why is it that when you put together to no face-bump only pictures, the body type and the bump exactly matches Amber’s? Why are all bump pictures without head? Why are the papped bump pics showing no real natural bump? And why are bump pictures only on their socal media? Why did they try so damn hard and fail every single time to post a convincing photo where it is clearly Briana and an unmistakable natural real baby bump? Why did B post a pic with the caption ready to pop when she actually had 3 more weeks till the original due date Feb 3? Why did her so called papped pic one week before birth not have the bump so low that it was ready to pop? Why did an update account break the news and why did we all get anons about the birth more than 24 hours before it actually happened? Why were all the headlines in the form of a question (has louis become a dad?) or say “twitter claims” because it’s literally unheard of for a celebrity baby announcement to happen like this.
Why was the rep not available for comment when the birth happened? Why did Louis wait for almost a day to tweet about his twitter-happiness? Why did not he tweet the baby’s name and instead sell the story to the Sun? Why did not he say a single thing about the baby when he was papped walking around just the day before? Where are the bandmates’ congratulations? Why is Jay who is a midwife and is mother of 7 NOT in LA for the birth and don’t tell me she did not know about it when the update accounts and the media was very ready to break the news. Why are Larry manips circulating in the press after the birth was announced? Why is there custody talk and money talk in the press when they had 9 months to decide? Why does the Sun say that the birth certificate is not filled yet, that they have not even decided if he will be a Jungwirth or a Tomlinson, if they have not even decided about money and custody? Why are people close to the band (but not on 1DHQ’s payroll) like Smallzy congratulating in a sarcastic way? Why are news outlets stressing that Tommo never discussed the news publicly but did confirm it in an awkward moment on US television? Why are news outlets still saying that the rep is unavailable? Or about the Jungwirth family expecting an exaggerated amount of financial support from Louis? Or that the morning after the birth he was seen shopping for sunglesses?
Helllooooooooooooooooooo??! There’s no baby. Never was.