Significant Personage Of Warhammer:
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* Bright: Wind of Aqshy. Lore of Fire. Basically the ammunition of the Fire obsessed psychopaths known as the Bright Wizards.
* Bright: Wind of Aqshy. Lore of Fire. Basically the ammunition of the Fire obsessed psychopaths known as the Bright Wizards.
* Amber: Wind of Ghur, Lore of Beasts. Basically a Radagast rip off. WHO IS RADAGAST?!?!? [[The Lord of the Rings|RTFM!!!]]
* Amber: Wind of Ghur, Lore of Beasts. Basically a Radagast rip off. WHO IS RADAGAST?!?!? [[The Lord of the Rings|RTFM!!!]]
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* Daemon magic: Used by... well, daemons. Broken into three categories - one for each of the gods that give a shit about lasers - [[Slaanesh|Slaaneshi]] [Indulgent, relies on enemy Ld], [[Nurgle|Nurglite]] [decay, revolves around enemy S/T scores], and [[Tzeentch|Tzeentchian]] [OMG FIRES]. [[Khorne]] is too awesome for magic; he'd much rather crush skulls with his bare thighs.
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* Daemon magic: Used by... well, daemons. Broken into three categories - one for each of the gods that give a shit about lasers - [[Slaanesh|Slaaneshi]] [Indulgent, relies on enemy Ld], [[Nurgle|Nurglite]] [decay, revolves around enemy S/T scores], and [[Tzeentch|Tzeentchian]] [OMG FIRES]. [[Khorne]] is too awesome for magic; he'd much rather crush skulls with his bare thighs
and anything less makes you dangerously unmanly and at the absolute least bicurious
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* Necromancy: used exclusively by [[Vampire_Counts|Vampires]] and Necromancers.
* Necromancy: used exclusively by [[Vampire_Counts|Vampires]] and Necromancers.
* Warpstone: used exclusively by the Grey Seers of the [[Skaven]].
* Warpstone: used exclusively by the Grey Seers of the [[Skaven]].
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* [[Archaon]]: Lord of the End Time, the Ever Chosen and second most powerful warrior in the setting. Beat all four of the greatest Champions of the Empire in single fight during the Storms of Chaos Campaign But got bashed about badly by Grimgor who headbutted his teeth out of his face. Grimgot iz da best!
* [[Archaon]]: Lord of the End Time, the Ever Chosen and second most powerful warrior in the setting. Beat all four of the greatest Champions of the Empire in single fight during the Storms of Chaos Campaign But got bashed about badly by Grimgor who headbutted his teeth out of his face. Grimgot iz da best!
* Wulfrik the World-Walker: Chaos Lord, executioner of the Gods and consummate smack-talker of the Warhammer world.
* Wulfrik the World-Walker: Chaos Lord, executioner of the Gods and consummate smack-talker of the Warhammer world.
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* Venerable Lord Kroak: Slann Mage Lord, most powerful crapass fat useless toad magician in the setting. Can't even move by himself. Also, he is made of awesome awesome fat fa/tg/uy guts and more awesome magic, he is fucking death and he CAN FUCK UP A FUCKING CITY. Despite being dead for the last few millennium, his corpse used to shoot laser from his eyes, now its just localised nuclear explosion... every. fucking. turn. Probably the most powerful entity because even being a [[Emperor|dead, inanimate corpse,]] he has killed more shit than anyone else on this list, except for maybe Nagash, even then its too close to make a call, except that he probably will kill Nagash if they meet and would just blink the guy out of existence if they had met when he was alive. In short, he's the toad
-emperor
of lizardkind, and he's on a hoverchair.
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* Venerable Lord Kroak: Slann Mage Lord, most powerful crapass fat useless toad magician in the setting. Can't even move by himself. Also, he is made of awesome awesome fat fa/tg/uy guts and more awesome magic, he is fucking death and he CAN FUCK UP A FUCKING CITY. Despite being dead for the last few millennium, his corpse used to shoot laser from his eyes, now its just localised nuclear explosion... every. fucking. turn. Probably the most powerful entity because even being a [[Emperor|dead, inanimate corpse,]] he has killed more shit than anyone else on this list, except for maybe Nagash, even then its too close to make a call, except that he probably will kill Nagash if they meet and would just blink the guy out of existence if they had met when he was alive.
He also gets bonus points for not having actually being reanimated, vampirised or any other kind of weird back from the death shit. He is straight up dead. And his rotting corpse is still more magic than the magicest anything else in the universe.
In short, he's the
grand
toad
poohbah
of lizardkind, and he's on a hoverchair
. Not dissimilar to a Darlek in this regard
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* Aekold Hellbrass: Pathetic excuse for a Tzeentchian Champion.
* Aekold Hellbrass: Pathetic excuse for a Tzeentchian Champion.
* Balthasar Gelt: Empire Wizard, looks like Dr. Doom. Rides a white pegasus and wears such gaudy clothing that Lady Gaga looks frumpy by comparison. Possibly Elton John without the singing voice.
* Balthasar Gelt: Empire Wizard, looks like Dr. Doom. Rides a white pegasus and wears such gaudy clothing that Lady Gaga looks frumpy by comparison. Possibly Elton John without the singing voice.
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* [[Konrad Von Carstien]]: Bat-Shit crazy vampire Lord. Just snapped one day and wandered off into a forest muttering to himself, where he was promptly tackled by a dwarf and stabbed in the heart with the Elector Count of Ostland's Runefang. [[Twilight|Total "pants-on-head" retarded vampire noob.]]
* [[Konrad Von Carstien]]: Bat-Shit crazy vampire Lord. Just snapped one day and wandered off into a forest muttering to himself, where he was promptly tackled by a dwarf and stabbed in the heart with the Elector Count of Ostland's Runefang. [[Twilight|Total "pants-on-head" retarded vampire noob.]]
* Orion: Consort King of the Wood Elves. Rides through Bretonnia every summer and kills everybody who runs from him.
* Orion: Consort King of the Wood Elves. Rides through Bretonnia every summer and kills everybody who runs from him.
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* Nagash: Supreme Lord and Creator of the Vampires. Used to get shit done and then raised it as undead to scare the shit out of everyone, now he camps in fortress, or something, things have been quiet since 5th edition. He may still be getting some shit done, since one of the vampire's spell involves him looking at people. Which kill them. Badass. Supposedly the stronger human wizard ever, and had an almost evenly fight with sigmar. Almost, because he still ended up having his ass wiped.
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* Nagash: Supreme Lord and Creator of the Vampires. Used to get shit done and then raised it as undead to scare the shit out of everyone, now he camps in fortress, or something, things have been quiet since 5th edition. He may still be getting some shit done, since one of the vampire's spell involves him looking at people. Which kill them. Badass. Supposedly the stronger human wizard ever, and had an almost evenly fight with sigmar. Almost, because he still ended up having his ass wiped
. But Sigmar's gone and Nagash is still rockin' it, so he probably had the last laugh on that one
.
* Arbaal the Undefeated: All mighty Champion of Khorne. Another one of the greatest warriors in the setting. Obviously, being a favored champion of the Ultimate God of War. Was with Asavar Kul when Praag was destroyed, fled the battle after he died at Russia, likely to assume Khorne ain't very happy with him. Also destroyed the gates of Praag with a single strike from his sword. (badass) Angron probably got his inspiration from this guy. Is he as fun to be around as [[Kharn]]?
* Arbaal the Undefeated: All mighty Champion of Khorne. Another one of the greatest warriors in the setting. Obviously, being a favored champion of the Ultimate God of War. Was with Asavar Kul when Praag was destroyed, fled the battle after he died at Russia, likely to assume Khorne ain't very happy with him. Also destroyed the gates of Praag with a single strike from his sword. (badass) Angron probably got his inspiration from this guy. Is he as fun to be around as [[Kharn]]?
* Asavar Kul: Greatest Champion of Chaos. Greatest warrior in the setting. Almost destroyed the Empire. 'Nuff said.
* Asavar Kul: Greatest Champion of Chaos. Greatest warrior in the setting. Almost destroyed the Empire. 'Nuff said.
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* [[Malekith]]: Lord of the Dark Elves; master of Dark Magic, uses a shield that can asplode your brain from a distance, and rides a giant-ass black dragon. Still lives with his mom. Also considered a whiny emo git who costs so much no one will ever use the Malekeith on a Dragon model because they'd rather finish the game before the entropic heat death of the universe.
* [[Malekith]]: Lord of the Dark Elves; master of Dark Magic, uses a shield that can asplode your brain from a distance, and rides a giant-ass black dragon. Still lives with his mom. Also considered a whiny emo git who costs so much no one will ever use the Malekeith on a Dragon model because they'd rather finish the game before the entropic heat death of the universe.
* Lord Madzamundi: Most powerful and influential [[Slann]] alive, unnecessarily rides on a dinosaur and gets the bloated toad-alien equivalent to a raging hard-on every time he nukes a city and/or non-Lizardmen species into dust. Also leads the Lizardmen equivalent to the Klan and was one of the brilliant minds behind a plan for a redecorating of the world's volcanic system, this also resulted in the Dwarves being marginalised close to the point of extinction. And then he fapped to it.
* Lord Madzamundi: Most powerful and influential [[Slann]] alive, unnecessarily rides on a dinosaur and gets the bloated toad-alien equivalent to a raging hard-on every time he nukes a city and/or non-Lizardmen species into dust. Also leads the Lizardmen equivalent to the Klan and was one of the brilliant minds behind a plan for a redecorating of the world's volcanic system, this also resulted in the Dwarves being marginalised close to the point of extinction. And then he fapped to it.
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* Louen Leoncour: King of [[Bretonnia]]. Believes in the Feudal system, also believes that a 300% tax rate for the peasantry promotes economic growth, also believes that knights are of infallible morality, also believes that guns are weaker than bows, also believes people of the Empire would prefer a system of governance that emphasizes crushing their hopes and dreams, also believes that a pig and 12 Bretonnian coppers (which exchanges for less than half an Empire copper on a good day) is an excessive reward for saving his nation. In the same support group for ludicrous theme naming as Canis Wolfborn.
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* Louen Leoncour: King of [[Bretonnia]]. Believes in the Feudal system, also believes that a 300% tax rate for the peasantry promotes economic growth, also believes that knights are of infallible morality, also believes that guns are weaker than bows , also believes people of the Empire would prefer a system of governance that emphasizes crushing their hopes and dreams, also believes that a pig and 12 Bretonnian coppers (which exchanges for less than half an Empire copper on a good day) is an excessive reward for saving his nation. In the same support group for ludicrous theme naming as Canis Wolfborn.
*Golgfag Maneater: An Ogre mercenary, notorious for doing pretty much everything. Example: your mom.
*Golgfag Maneater: An Ogre mercenary, notorious for doing pretty much everything. Example: your mom.
* Ar-Ulric Valgeir: The Viking Pope.
* Ar-Ulric Valgeir: The Viking Pope.