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'''Paranoia''' is not a humorous [[RPG|roleplaying game]] about a distinctly Orwellian, dystopian future and living in a sealed city run by a psychotic computer. On the contrary, Alpha Complex is a utopia. Friend Computer is wise and benevolent and not at all murderous. There are no communists, mutants, traitors, or secret societies. Technology is more advanced than it has ever been in the history of civilization, and research and development does not routinely involve handing out prototype weapons which will of course never let loose a nuclear explosion if dropped. There is nothing of note outside of Alpha Complex, and all its citizens are completely happy to live inside it and never leave. Happiness is mandatory. Unhappiness is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
'''Paranoia''' is not a humorous [[RPG|roleplaying game]] about a distinctly Orwellian, dystopian future and living in a sealed city run by a psychotic computer. On the contrary, Alpha Complex is a utopia. Friend Computer is wise and benevolent and not at all murderous. There are no communists, mutants, traitors, or secret societies. Technology is more advanced than it has ever been in the history of civilization, and research and development does not routinely involve handing out prototype weapons which will of course never let loose a nuclear explosion if dropped. There is nothing of note outside of Alpha Complex, and all its citizens are completely happy to live inside it and never leave. Happiness is mandatory. Unhappiness is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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Players of Paranoia play Troubleshooters who find trouble and shoot it. Thankfully, due to Friend Computer's all-seeing benevolence, trouble is scarce. Citizens who become aware of trouble are asked to report it to Friend Computer, who will dispatch friendly neighborhood Troubleshooters to deal with the trouble. The existence of trouble is impossible due to Friend Computer's omniscience. Claiming that Friend Computer cannot prevent or eliminate all trouble is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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==Editions
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==Editions==
[[Image:Friendcomputer2.gif|thumb|right|The giant eyeball on the screens of the presumably partly-computer-controlled demonic "Bruisers" in the expansion for the Doom 3 computer game, ''Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil'', look eerily similar to this image, and may be inspired: [http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Bruiser evil Wikia link]]]
[[Image:Friendcomputer2.gif|thumb|right|The giant eyeball on the screens of the presumably partly-computer-controlled demonic "Bruisers" in the expansion for the Doom 3 computer game, ''Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil'', look eerily similar to this image, and may be inspired: [http://doom.wikia.com/wiki/Bruiser evil Wikia link]]]
There are three editions.
There are three editions.
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It should be obvious to any citizen that this document is classified level BLUE. If your clearance level is INFRARED, RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, or GREEN, please escort yourself to the nearest confession booth for immediate execution. Failure to arrive at your execution is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
It should be obvious to any citizen that this document is classified level BLUE. If your clearance level is INFRARED, RED, ORANGE, YELLOW, or GREEN, please escort yourself to the nearest confession booth for immediate execution. Failure to arrive at your execution is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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You are a Troubleshooter
.
You work with a team
of Troubleshooters. As a Troubleshooter, you certainly are not a part of any secret societies, and you obviously don't have any mutations, and you have NEVER committed treason. Most certainly not! You also can rest well, knowing that your Troubleshooter allies could never plot against you OR Friend Computer! After all, they are Troubleshooters! Traitors are trouble! So if a Troubleshooter was a traitor, obviously they would have shot themselves, so they could remove their trouble from our beloved and perfect Alpha Complex. Not doing otherwise is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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==Setting and rules==
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===Player characters===
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Players of Paranoia play Troubleshooters who find trouble and shoot it
.
Thankfully, due to Friend Computer's all-seeing benevolence, trouble is scarce. Citizens who become aware
of
trouble are asked to report it to Friend Computer, who will dispatch friendly neighborhood
Troubleshooters
to deal with the trouble. The existence of trouble is impossible due to Friend Computer's omniscience. Claiming that Friend Computer cannot prevent or eliminate all trouble is treason. Treason is punishable by death
.
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As a Troubleshooter, you certainly are not a part of any secret societies, and you obviously don't have any mutations, and you have NEVER committed treason. Most certainly not! You also can rest well, knowing that your Troubleshooter allies could never plot against you OR Friend Computer! After all, they are Troubleshooters! Traitors are trouble! So if a Troubleshooter was a traitor, obviously they would have shot themselves, so they could remove their trouble from our beloved and perfect Alpha Complex. Not doing otherwise is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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====Character classes====
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Troubleshooters may be given certain additional duties if they survive their first mission. These additional duties give you the mandate of assisting your party, and should not be used to backstab your entire party, unless it turns out that your entire party has committed treason (which is punishable by death). Failure to fulfil your additional duties is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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*'''Team Leader:''' Has the duty of commanding the party and deciding which direction to travel in when lost. The Team Leader is held to an even higher standard of not being treasonous than everyone else, but in exchange, is considered more convincing when accusing others of treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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*'''Communications Officer:''' Equipped with additional communications and recording equipment, allowing them to open a direct line to Friend Computer from almost anywhere (unless the signals are being blocked by mutant commie traitors), thus making it very easy for them to report treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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*'''Equipment Officer:''' In charge of maintaining the team's gear. Will also be given [[Troll|new experimental technology]] to test before every mission. Failure to test this technology is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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*'''Hygiene Officer:''' Ensures the proper cleanliness of the team. Full hygiene inspections can be [[Anal Circumference|as long and invasive as the Hygiene Officer likes]]. Being unclean is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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*'''Happiness Officer:''' Has the duty of making sure that the entire team remains happy at all times. Unhappy team members must be made happy as soon as possible via injections of happiness drugs. Happiness is mandatory. Unhappiness is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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====Clones====
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As Troubleshooting can be a fairly lethal activity, all troubleshooters are issued with a six-pack of additional clones. Upon the death of a troubleshooter, Friend Computer will dispatch a clone to the troubleshooter's former location at its earliest convenience. Troubleshooters may be rewarded with additional clones if they successfully complete a mission, and may purchase more clones with their wages. Misuse of additional clones is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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====Security clearances====
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''Paranoia'' features a security clearance system based on colors of the visible spectrum which heavily restricts what the players can and cannot do; everything from corridors to food and equipment have security restrictions. The lowest rating is Infrared, but the lowest security clearance available to player characters is Red. Attempting to play with infrared is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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The full order of clearances from lowest to highest is Infrared (visually represented by Black), Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, and Ultraviolet (visually represented by White). Within the game, infrared-clearance citizens live dull lives of mindless drudgery and are medicated to the point of losing all free will, and those with Ultraviolet clearance are almost completely unrestricted and have a great deal of access to The Computer; in fact, they are the only citizens that may (legally) access and modify the Computer's programming, and thus Ultraviolet citizens are also referred to as "High Programmers". Higher level citizens, especially those of Blue and above, can demote and or even [[blam|summarily execute]] properly re-allocate lower level citizens. Security clearance is not related to competence or even authority, though there is often a correlation; clearance is instead a measure of The Computer's trust in a citizen. If The Computer does not trust you, then it is probably because you committed treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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====Mutants and secret societies====
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===Security clearances===
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There are no mutants or secret societies in Alpha Complex. However, traitorous rumours have been spread that mutants and secret societies have corrupted the cloning pods of the Complex to give most new clones the delusions that they have mutant powers and/or are members of a secret society. Acting upon these delusions is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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''Paranoia'' features a security clearance system based on colors of the visible spectrum which heavily restricts what the players can and cannot do; everything from corridors to food and equipment have security restrictions. The lowest rating is infrared but the lowest playable security clearance is red. Attempting to play with infrared is treason. Treason is punishable by death.
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===Perversity Points===
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The
full order of clearances from lowest to highest
is
Infrared (visually represented by Black), Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet, and Ultraviolet (visually represented by White)
.
Within the game, infrared-clearance citizens live dull lives of mindless drudgery and are heavily medicated, and those with Ultraviolet clearance are almost completely unrestricted and have a great deal of access to The Computer; in fact, they
are the
only citizens that may (legally) access and modify the Computer's programming, and thus Ultraviolet citizens are also referred to as "High Programmers". Higher level citizens, especially those of Blue and above, can demote and or even
[[
blam|summarily execute
]]
/
s> properly re-allocate lower level citizens
.
Security clearance is not related
to
competence
or
even authority
,
though there
is
often a correlation; clearance
is
instead a measure
of
The Computer's trust in
a
citizen
.
If The Computer does not trust you, then it
is
probably because you committed treason. Treason is punishable by death
.
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The
only truly "metagame" mechanic in Paranoia which can be talked about without being treasonous
is
the Perversity Points system
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Perversity Points
are
awarded by
the [[
Game Master
]]
for being amusing and
/
or inventive
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Spending one perversity point allows you
to
add
or
subtract one from any dice roll
,
anywhere on the table. In cases where the party has split into two opposing teams (which
is
rare, because mostly every party member
is
in it for themselves), everyone around the table might spend all
of
their perversity points on raising and lowering
a
single dice roll
.
This
is
hilarious
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==External Links==
==External Links==