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Overall, humanity's ass was only saved because the elites noped out of the covenant at the best possible time, the SPARTANS by and large accomplished jack and shit.
Overall, humanity's ass was only saved because the elites noped out of the covenant at the best possible time, the SPARTANS by and large accomplished jack and shit.
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[[File:Stormtrooper vs Ork.jpg|130px|left|thumb|Mr."Totally not a Spartan normal human soldier" showing those losers in the UNSC how it is done.]]
== The Spartan-III Program==
== The Spartan-III Program==
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Late into the war. People relished they were running out of Spartans. So people who not only hated Halsey but hated that whole kidnapping thing started the Spartan IIIs. So rather than break into homes and steal babies, they rounded up orphans of glassed worlds pumped them full of drugs and sent them out on human wave suicide missions. IIIs had none of the cool armor <s> or weapons</s> what cool weapons? instead they used cheap knock off versions which lacked the shields. Minus the ones you play in Halo Reach. So basically, this entire situation can be blame on not only humans obsession with technology, but the lack of leadership, tactical geniuses and manliness. <s>Apparently, some human soldiers in Warhammer 40k are capable of melee the shit out of the green monster that is larger than they are with a chainsword, but the humans in halo cannot.</s> Like the Guard fare better in melee.
Late into the war. People relished they were running out of Spartans. So people who not only hated Halsey but hated that whole kidnapping thing started the Spartan IIIs. So rather than break into homes and steal babies, they rounded up orphans of glassed worlds pumped them full of drugs and sent them out on human wave suicide missions. IIIs had none of the cool armor <s> or weapons</s> what cool weapons? instead they used cheap knock off versions which lacked the shields. Minus the ones you play in Halo Reach. So basically, this entire situation can be blame on not only humans obsession with technology, but the lack of leadership, tactical geniuses and manliness. <s>Apparently, some human soldiers in Warhammer 40k are capable of melee the shit out of the green monster that is larger than they are with a chainsword, but the humans in halo cannot.</s> Like the Guard fare better in melee.
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Furthermore some of the spartan III's wear a special armor called SPI which turns them invisible, effectively making them Catachan Devils with Predator Cloaking and more bat-shit insane.
Furthermore some of the spartan III's wear a special armor called SPI which turns them invisible, effectively making them Catachan Devils with Predator Cloaking and more bat-shit insane.
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==The Spartan-IV program==
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==The Spartan-IV program==
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This can be said the same to the [[Ultramarines|Smurfs]] and [[Grey Knights|Grey knights]] too...
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In Halo 4, it has revealed the child soldier program is no longer enable, because that old cougar Halsey is fed up with child kidnapping and abusing crap. The new Spartan IV program is similar to the original Spartan program, <s>'''[[noblebright|which only requires typical adult volunteer who weren't beaten to shit since childhood, nor kidnapped. The Spartans will be training in a X-men training simulation, where they fight each other in a safe environment.]]'''</s> {{BLAM|This is Colonel Schaeffer speaking, and I am, truly, disapprove with the Spartan IV program, which it should've continue the use of child soldier with even harsh training in the REAL environment. And I}}<s>'''-but Sir, you don't work in the UNS-'''</s>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM* QUIET YOU INCOMPETENT SCRUB!!! I CAN BE IN CHARGE OF ANY HUMAN MILITARY IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME!!!!}} But anyways, the new program basically ruined the meaning of the title "Spartan", might as well replaced their name with "Captain America IN SPEHSS", since Captain America was a normal (if scrawny and useless) human who was injected with steroids and exposed to "bullshit" rays.
In Halo 4, it has revealed the child soldier program is no longer enable, because that old cougar Halsey is fed up with child kidnapping and abusing crap. The new Spartan IV program is similar to the original Spartan program, <s>'''[[noblebright|which only requires typical adult volunteer who weren't beaten to shit since childhood, nor kidnapped. The Spartans will be training in a X-men training simulation, where they fight each other in a safe environment.]]'''</s> {{BLAM|This is Colonel Schaeffer speaking, and I am, truly, disapprove with the Spartan IV program, which it should've continue the use of child soldier with even harsh training in the REAL environment. And I}}<s>'''-but Sir, you don't work in the UNS-'''</s>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM* QUIET YOU INCOMPETENT SCRUB!!! I CAN BE IN CHARGE OF ANY HUMAN MILITARY IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME!!!!}} But anyways, the new program basically ruined the meaning of the title "Spartan", might as well replaced their name with "Captain America IN SPEHSS", since Captain America was a normal (if scrawny and useless) human who was injected with steroids and exposed to "bullshit" rays.
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==UNSC Marines==
==UNSC Marines==
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[[File:Cov_elite-forge.jpg|240px|right|thumb| The Badass Motherfucker himself, Sergent John "''I have '''Balls''' made of super-powered Titanium-A''" Forge.]]
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These are your everyday cannon-fodder from the UNSC who in fluff meet fates similar of the mobile infantry in the first ''Starship Troopers'' movie or your typical [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Guardsman]] (Except they don't have non-super human combat monster such as [[Yarrick]] or Tactical Genius such as [[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!]], and they rely everything on Spartan). In crunch, they vary from scripted death-by-anything to being able to laugh off multiple Fuel Rod Gun hits. <s>'''[[Tau|They are also suck in melee against anything, as shown in crunch, they are unable to kill a grunt in melee.]]'''</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* WHO IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR MOCKING MY FINE SOLDIER'S ABILITIES??!!'''}}<s>'''but sir these are not you soldi-'''</s>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* QUIET!! EVERY SOLDIERS ARE EMPEROR'S CURRENCY!!! AND THAT MEANS THEY ARE UNDER MY COMMAND!!!'''}} But anyway, in contrast with the guardsman, they are not expendable, Since most of the planets humans colonize in Halo were glassed, so does many civilians, were shoved in the ass by energy sword and blasted by plasma fire. But hey, that happens to the humans in Warhammer 40k everyday, so welcome to the club I guess? Besides, the humans in Warhammer 40k are living in way worse condition compared to the humans in halo, which some of them that had survived since childhood, are badass with a strong will, and that should tells us how competent those motherfuckers on Cadia really are. But the UNSC does has some non-super human elite, like the ODST, which they got their own shitty spin off 60$ game.
[[File:Cov_elite-forge.jpg|240px|thumb|right| The Badass Motherfucker himself, Sergent John "''I have '''Balls''' made of super-powered Titanium-A''" Forge.]]
Not to mention that badass motherfucker from [[derp|Halo Wars]] who should be commanding an entire Imperial Guard Army with full Terminator Honors, due to his Balls being so big it should be classified as [[Power weapon|Power Weapons]]; [[awesome|Examples include tackling down the largest elite who has been given Khorne's RAEG, that also dual-wields energy swords.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfrOAqPdrrQ awesome ensure.]
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These are your everyday cannon-fodder from the UNSC who in fluff meet fates similar of the mobile infantry in the first ''Starship Troopers'' movie or your typical [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Guardsman]] (Except they don't have non-super human combat monster such as [[Yarrick]] or Tactical Genius such as [[Creed|CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!]], and they rely everything on Spartan). In crunch, they vary from scripted death-by-anything to being able to laugh off multiple Fuel Rod Gun hits. <s>'''[[Tau|They are also suck in melee against anything, as shown in crunch, they are unable to kill a grunt in melee.]]'''</s> {{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* WHO IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR MOCKING MY FINE SOLDIER'S ABILITIES??!!'''}}<s>'''but sir these are not you soldi-'''</s>{{BLAM|'''*BLAM!* QUIET!! EVERY SOLDIERS ARE EMPEROR'S CURRENCY!!! AND THAT MEANS THEY ARE UNDER MY COMMAND!!!'''}} But anyway, in contrast with the guardsman, they are not expendable, Since most of the planets humans colonize in Halo were glassed, so does many civilians, were shoved in the ass by energy sword and blasted by plasma fire. But hey, that happens to the humans in Warhammer 40k everyday, so welcome to the club I guess? Besides, the humans in Warhammer 40k are living in way worse condition compared to the humans in halo, which some of them that had survived since childhood, are badass with a strong will, and that should tells us how competent those motherfuckers on Cadia really are. But the UNSC does has some non-super human elite, like the ODST, which they got their own shitty spin off 60$ game. Not to mention that badass motherfucker from [[derp|Halo Wars]] who should be commanding an entire Imperial Guard Army with full Terminator Honors, due to his Balls being so big it should be classified as [[Power weapon|Power Weapons]]; [[awesome|Examples include tackling down the largest elite who has been given Khorne's RAEG, that also dual-wields energy swords.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfrOAqPdrrQ awesome ensure.]
''''''UNSC marines vs guardsman'''
''''''UNSC marines vs guardsman'''